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#1990006 Abort Mission: The Best of PatriotReign37

Posted by dbatesman on 06 February 2012 - 03:33 PM

Sorry, crow and eggs isn't good enough for me. Search feature FTW.

Pats are winning the Super Bowl.

Suck on it.

Brady is due for a big game.

Theres too much at stake for him to lose. A win gives him more post season wins than Montana, 4 rings like Bradshaw and Montana, sets the table for an NFL record 5 rings and ends the Brady has lost his mojo talk.

Hell be wearing his 4th ring the next time Rex sees him.

Pucker up Fatboy.

Goodell owes Krafty for ending the lock out. The Pats have had all the calls go their way the entire season. BB had to deliberately lose 3 games so folks wouldnt get suspicious. So far it looks good.

This ones already in the books folks. Pats win. Get the champagne ready.

Brady got right in Rays Rays face on a 1st down run. Then he sold out on the 4th and goal TD. Lewis speared him in the back.

Hes going to b slap the Giants on Sunday.

Pats are going to win.

Pats will beat the Gmen.

Outdoing even himself:

The Giants are walking around like theyve already won the game.

The Giants think they have this game already won.

And, of course, the granddaddy of 'em all:

Im positive the Pats will win it all. Brady is on a mission.

Now go get your ******* shinebox.
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#1818801 Falcon63 vs The Board

Posted by T0mShane on 29 April 2011 - 02:00 PM

I was a safety in high school. Ol' number 23. That's right. Thought about playin' college but, you know, Uncle Sam had other ideas. Ended up in the Navy. But...ah, what the Hell. Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian to Laytee, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know... was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like ol' squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark comes to the nearest man and that man, he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He's a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
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#2428761 I now have some idea what it is to be a JN moderator

Posted by AirForceJetFan on 11 February 2014 - 05:36 PM

This past Saturday, for the first time in my life, I was excited to see a pair of balls.


That's right...my wife and I were expecting our second child in March, but had to deliver this weekend.  Our first baby is a girl, born 14 months ago, and we were really hoping for one of each.  Jackpot! 

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#2088146 Fight Club Mafia - May your ass be kicked

Posted by Pac on 01 August 2012 - 07:13 PM

"Well lovely, juuust lovely. You simpletons are too dense to understand the brilliance of my posts and for that, I'm being demonized. If you'd bother to look back you'll see that I've not only shed light on certain situations, but have all but given you multiple anti-town suspects".

"dude... shut up".

"No I won't shut up you mouth-breathing faggot. I've given the town invaluable information by poking and prodding multiple players. They've tried to case me but I've verbally taken their legs out from under them with salient point after salient point. If everyone would only listen to the absence of logic from those who question me, you'd see that I'm single-highhandedly winning this thing for the town. See there's a few things you have to understand the first of which is that I'm smarter than you. That's not ego, that's fact. As I've shown by the amount of information I've been able to elicit playing react to the Ape".

"omg, please put a sock in it".

"Ah yes. Nothing to counter my salient points with so instead of engaging in debate, you answer with slanderous posts meant to undermine my cases. This is the type of muddying of the waters that scum teams crave. They all want to shut me up to try and save themselves. Well guess what? I don't care. I will not loosen my grip on scum until I've identified each one. If that takes me going through each and every one of you, so be it. They don't call me the purveyor of the salient point for nothing. Look at this scrapper for example. I spoon fed him posts designed to trap him into slipping and he fell for it hook, line, and sinker... I've emasculated him with logic. I'm having the type of game that will go down in mafia lore. When newbies ask on message boards how to play mafia, there will be a link to this game thread with the simple instruction: read the Apes posts".

*crowd shouts in unison*


"hehhehe, I say, HE HE HE. Pshaw you nincompoops. I unilaterally reject your admonishments. They only lead me to believe I'm kicking the right tires. If my salient points offend your gentle sensibilities, that's your fault... This whole exchange reminds me of a debate I had in college... I...."

*he continues to drone on. a dull murmur - similar to the person on the other end of the phone with Charlie Brown -can be heard in the background as the town discusses their next move*

"Ok so what do you guys think. I can't take this anymore".

"Death by castration I say"

"Aye. Time to extinguish this flamer".


JiF was the first to strike. He ran in swinging an industrial sized chain and smacked the Ape across the ass.

"WHO DID THAT?!" exclaimed the Ape. "Who dares challenge me"?!?!?

Christine was next to act. She picked up the nearest brick she could find and whipped it directly into the Apes groin.... ripping off his balls in the process.


It was 80s turn.. he chose a more conventional method of attack with a drop kick to the Apes fragile back.

"OMG WHY"!!!

Crusher came wobbling in and promptly belly bounced the Ape into a brick wall.

Smash had seen enough. He pulled a slingshot out of his trench coat and launched a metal ball directly into the Apes left eye.


Tinas turn. She noticed the Ape was hobbled, but still upright. She came in with a samurai sword she purchased off Ebay and lopped off both of his legs.


Nolder was not going to be outdone. He was wearing the helmet that was prescribed for him so he ran in and started a vicious series of headbutts to the Apes face, chest, and penis

JVoR had been patiently waiting for his turn.. He identified a spot that hadn't been attacked yet. He ran up with a rusty knife he was carrying and slowly scalped the Ape.


The Ape was barely breathing.. all it would take is one more blow.

BG stopped laughing in time to finish him off. For some reason he had arrived on a riding lawn mower. He put it into first and slowly ran over what was left of the Ape, starting at his feet.

"bbbuutt.. . sssalliency"...


Ape, (aka Richard Head, ambitious SK) is DEAD!!

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#2159672 Hurricane Sandy

Posted by joebabyny on 03 November 2012 - 01:35 PM

I'm in staten island. Our house is on the south shore 2 blocks from the ocean but we are 52 feet above sea level so no water damage, just a bunch of trees down. We lost power Sunday and just got it back yesterday. Thankfully I had some generators and directv for my tailgatejoe setup so we had tv and refrigerators kept going the whole time.

Yesterday when power came on I shared my generators and now that my family is ok I went today and bought 1,000 hot dogs and 100lbs of polish sausage. Dropped about 900 bucks. Going to take the tailgate trailer to one of the hard hit areas tomorrow on staten island and set up, show the football games and cook and give away the food to all the displaced and those without power.
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#2438321 A thank you from the NY Jets

Posted by Maxman on 27 February 2014 - 02:40 PM

Well the Jets just floored me, in a good way.  Yesterday my wife Lauren said we missed a Fed Ex delivery and they were coming back today. But she was going to be out all day.  I said no problem I am working from home on Thursday, I will sign for it.  She starts chemo on Friday for her breast cancer treatment so we are getting all sorts of deliveries these days (medical and get well wishes).


I sign for the delivery and notice it was from the NY Jets.  I thought that was weird and was pretty much speechless when I opened this up.





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#2459333 Spikes, Talib say Patriots file false injury reports

Posted by RutgersJetFan on 19 March 2014 - 06:39 AM

Let me explain to you how this thread is going to go:

1. Someone will post nothing but the word "circus."
2. Ensuing discussion on Belichick being a wormy dude. References to Spygate are likely.
3. A Pats fan, probably PatriotReign, posts something about Sal Alossi.
4. Bleedin Green will type out several paragraphs on why those two things aren't the same in response.
5. Gifs. One being a facepalm by Klecko.
6. Hahahaha Revis burned you guys so bad brah.
7. Stoicsentry agrees about Revis and cries about Idzik.
8. OMG I can't believe even in this thread you're complaining about Idzik.
9. More gifs.
10. Villain tells everyone how he watched tape on Talib from last season and to him it doesn't look like a hip injury.
11. More posters fight to have their quips and gifs acknowledged.
12. The thread dies a slow death.
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#2397838 Rich Cimini Blocked JetNation

Posted by Maxman on 17 December 2013 - 10:53 AM

We used to be tight.  But now he blocked us on Twitter.  Might have something to do with this exhange.



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#2377203 Revis Says Jets Fans Are Sending Him Death Threats

Posted by #27TheDominator on 12 November 2013 - 11:03 AM

Listen you idiots: Don't kill him.  We will only get a 4th instead of a 3rd. 

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#2217203 Neg Reps for Speaking the Truth

Posted by Bleedin Green on 16 January 2013 - 04:46 PM

Wow just wow, so its ok to give neg reps to someone for just speaking the truth now. Give me a break!

I guess I will get neg repped for this.....

Way to take all the fun out of it.
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#2192417 Express your feelings towards the Jets in Pictures only (no words)

Posted by The Crusher on 18 December 2012 - 09:58 AM

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#2118014 TOP 5 Biggest D-Bag Jets Haters

Posted by Thor99 on 14 September 2012 - 09:15 AM

Tom Shane.
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#2217207 Neg Reps for Speaking the Truth

Posted by #27TheDominator on 16 January 2013 - 04:49 PM

1. Negative reputation is an opinion. If somebody is of the opinion that your post is bad, whether it's for content, spelling or tone they are free to exercise the option.
2. It is bad form to whine about negative reputation. Just like the mod lounge, take it like a man.
3. In your case it is more likely based upon the use of piss poor puns.
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#2169290 F*** the Patsies

Posted by Bob on 22 November 2012 - 08:33 AM

**** the Patsies
An Original Poem by B.T. Jetsfan

**** the Patsies. **** 'em all
**** their fans, both big and small

**** 'em 'til they all turn blue
**** the Flying Elvis, too

**** that ****ing Belichick
That ****er really makes me sick

**** Tom Brady right to hell
While he's there, I'll **** Giselle

**** the Patsies.
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#1917530 Holy Crap: This is Rex

Posted by JerryK on 25 October 2011 - 02:51 PM

omg...he's a lesbian.
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#1335907 Site Changes: Reputation

Posted by Maxman on 24 July 2009 - 11:17 PM

We are getting ready for the season so there will be a lot of changes this week. Just made the first change now. It is pretty cool I put in an automated reputation process. You can do a rep auto-reply.

Leave me a rep and then check yours to see what I am talking about. Thanks and stand by for the other great features coming soon.
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#2438229 Mentally sound Richie Incognito smashes own Ferrari with baseball bat.

Posted by bitonti on 27 February 2014 - 01:21 PM

this is what happens, Richie



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#2217228 Neg Reps for Speaking the Truth

Posted by RyanBe_Tebowing on 16 January 2013 - 05:04 PM

Wow just wow, so its ok to give neg reps to someone for just speaking the truth now. Give me a break!

I guess I will get neg repped for this.....

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#2188702 I GOT IT !!!

Posted by Smashmouth on 13 December 2012 - 03:06 PM

Well guys after being out of work for 3 years at my wits end and many dissapointments I finally landed a job at the US Treasury... Bureau of Engraving and Printing. Ive been wanting to work at BEP for many years but its a tough position to get I was up aganist 385 applicants for thre job. This is about as good as it gets in the printing industry so Im really happy right now and I just wanted to share this with you guys :) its been a rough 3 years thank God my wife has a good job and was able to carry the bills while I bummed out on JN heh.

I will be running a Simultan Press and printing parts of the fronts and backs of all US Currency. Only 2 plants print the money, one located in DC and one in Fort Worth Texas.
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