Panzer Division Marduk

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About Panzer Division Marduk

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  • Location Der Fuhrerbunker

Personal Info

  • Tell us a little bit about yourself... I.....live....
  • Where do you live? Der Fuhrerbunker
  • What are your interests? Hobbies? METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • What do you do for a living? Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse

Jets Info

  • Do you have season tickets? Nope.
  • What Jets memory broke your heart? Getting the phone call about the Mud Bowl.

    Closely followed by the Denver collapse.
  • Where you alive for Super Bowl III? Nope.

Panzer Division Marduk's Activity

  1. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic Your First Jets Game   

    October 17, 1999 against the Colts. My uncle (a Giants fan) had season tickets, so he took me. I remember seeing the reaction from everyone when they realised Ray Lucas was starting instead of Mirer. Didn't change things that day though, with the scores tied, and the Jets inside the Colts 5, he threw a late interception, Colts then marched down the field and kicked the game winner with a few seconds left.
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  2. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic Was I a jerk?   

    I probably would have moved, though I do like my aisle seats.
     
    You're being a bit harsh on yourself anyway, the real jerks on flights are those utter thunderc**ts who lean their seat back with no warning whatsoever. If I had my way those f**kers would be dropped out the door at 37,000 ft.
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  3. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic The courtroom sketch of Tom Brady is hilarious.   

     
     
    If you put that into your old Warper, it would have broken it.
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  4. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic The killer of Cecil the Lion should hang   

     
    WHERE DOES THE OUTRAGE STOP??????
     
    WE'RE DOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  5. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic The killer of Cecil the Lion should hang   

    What I don't get is why somebody in Zimbabwe thought it was good thing to name it after Cecil Rhodes, the guy who founded Rhodesia and didn't have a particularly enlightened attitude towards the locals. Bit like Warsaw Zoo naming everybody's favourite bear Stalin.
     
    And you just know Robert Mugabe's pissing himself laughing about all this. "Oh, I can imprison and torture another couple of thousand of my opponents, rig an election or two, kill a few white farmers, reck the economy even more, and all I have to do is get some dumb western hunter to kill another lion, and nobody will give a flying f**k about what I'm doing! Brilliant!"
     
    The overreaction is just insane, and the thing is, in another couple of weeks, you just know the morons who make up the "Let's Be Absolutely OUTRAGED At Something Irrelevant!" do-gooder brigade will have moved onto some other poor sucker to harangue and vilify.
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  6. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic The new KFC Colonel is CREEPY   

    Replace him with this one.
     

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  7. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic Last to post in this thread wins   

     
    I suggested twenty years ago that all those New Kids on the Block, Bros etc fans, be subject to mandatory sterilisation, because it was obvious they were going to breed and their offspring would be worse.
    It happened. Now we have One Direction, Taylor Swift, the Kardashians and all their associated cretins running loose upon the world. And with the way even normal news takes so much of their stories from social media makes it much harder to avoid all that crap.
     
    Do we really want this current generation to spawn even worse horrors in future? 
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  8. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic Last to post in this thread wins   

     
    I dunno, considering all she seems to do is make unintelligible squeaks, I had her figured more as a minion.
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  9. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic The Jets are Heading to London…Will you be Joining Them?   

     
    After that that deal they struck to play at Sh*te Hart Lane, I doubt it.
     
    And I'll be there, had to resort to the secondary market though, and with the weakness of the Euro? Ouch.
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  10. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic Last to post in this thread wins   

     
    I hadn't stagedived this century, and I stopped moshing as a combination of lack of height, glasses and the trend of leading with elbows was making life a bit too hard.
    Still, last night was just so mental, it had to be done.
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MQnZmm8HVA
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  11. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic Last to post in this thread wins   

    Today's discovery is that I'm probably too old/heavy to stagedive these days. I'm gonna be sore in the morning.
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  12. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic ******* Official 2015 Road Trips thread *******   

     
    Yep. London and Redskins games sorted.
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  13. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic The WrongShapedBalls Tour   

     
     
    He's in the UK, they stayed out of the Euro, and kept the pound.
     
    Smart people.
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  14. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic Ex Jet Jerricho Cotchery's house on the market Watchung N.J   

     
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHo2pXO_XAI
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  15. Panzer Division Marduk added a post in a topic Last to post in this thread wins   

    Anybody watching the Belfast riot?  Saw what looks like Northern Ireland's top cop get his ear taken off with a brick.
     
    https://www.youtube.com/embed/_DmZFwSLbbI
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