JerryK

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About JerryK

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  • Birthday October 18

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  • Tell us a little bit about yourself... Fat, married, million kids
  • Where do you live? West of Detroit
  • What are your interests? Hobbies? Exploring the dark caves of the unknown
  • What do you do for a living? Computer stuff

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  1. JerryK added a post in a topic Hello   

  2. JerryK added a post in a topic Deflagate Will Have MAJOR impact on NE's level of play this year   

    balderdash.
     
    They'll just do something different.  And don't count on employees ratting them out next time either.  Give most humans a chance to work next to a celebrity and they'll say *nothing*.  We all suck.
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  3. JerryK added a post in a topic The new KFC Colonel is CREEPY   

    "My granddaughter's pony just died, but really -- the chicken's fine."

     

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  4. JerryK added a post in a topic Oooh Vicodin...   

    Took them for 5 weeks after a surgery.  I didn't notice anything *fun* about them other than pain relief.
    Oh yeah and the fact that I couldn't poop unless I shoved a hose up my ass, or went in after it with a spoon.
     
    Then I quit and felt  miserable for a month. Only 5 weeks, and it already had a hook in my back.
     
    You guys can have the narcotics.  I'm a very content planet-earther.
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  5. JerryK added a post in a topic Comic Books   

    I quit following them in early '80s, but do any of you have some cool older ones to brag about?   
    I got Star Wars 1-3 when they were pretty new, but #3 is a reprint.
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  6. JerryK added a post in a topic Are You Ready For A Takeover?   

    He thinks he's all cool with his pretty boy pecs, and she walks around all confident just because she's pretty..like she *invented* the vagina.
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  7. JerryK added a post in a topic Is Brady on the same level as Lance Armstrong and Bill Cosby   

    No. Lance Armstrong has more balls.
    Edit: My bad --  IL Mostro said it first.
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  8. JerryK added a post in a topic Chris Squire Died   

    Thanks, I'm not sure what your apology question is about though...sorry if I missed something.
     
    I've noticed in just the last 10 years or so that 'good' bands also happen to have complicated bass lines in their music. Yes might have *invented* the complicated bass line.
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  9. JerryK added a post in a topic Chris Squire Died   

    Bass Players are the "Offensive Line" of rock bands.
     
    Nobody knows who they are, but *they* are what make you great.
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  10. JerryK added a post in a topic Movies that You Loved/Liked, but Everybody Else Seemed to Hate   

    Also, there's only been 1 Mission Impossible movie, it was called Sneakers and had Robert Redford running the team.
     
    The 60's MI show was about a *TEAM*. Every Tom Cruise film kills off the team in the first 5min; after that it's just another Bourne movie.
     
     
    Edit:  Oceans 11+ were close (and awesome), but they weren't with the government.
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  11. JerryK added a post in a topic Movies that You Loved/Liked, but Everybody Else Seemed to Hate   

    "How to frame a Figg".   Best Don Knotts movie ever.  And nobody's heard of it.
    Forget the astronaut and the Ghost/Chicken film...they get the airtime, but Figg is better.
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  12. JerryK added a post in a topic Movies that you hated/didn't like but everybody else seemed to love   

    I went to Frozen with 3 sons who have functioning genitalia.  They left the theater asking for a new dad.  I'm with them.
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  13. JerryK added a post in a topic Movies that you hated/didn't like but everybody else seemed to love   

    I smirked a couple times during Grand Budapest Hotel.  I didn't fall out of my chair at it's hilarious artistic awesomeness, as the reviews led me to believe.
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  14. JerryK added a post in a topic Movies that you hated/didn't like but everybody else seemed to love   

    Tammy and identity theft were poop, but give "Spy" a chance.  Written with a *lot* more depth than many comedies.  I'm picky, and i think this was better than bridesmaids. (not a chick movie either, imo)
     
     
     
    +1    A guy with cognitive impairment falls in love with an undeserving drugged-out skank. Roll credits.  
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  15. JerryK added a post in a topic Movies that you hated/didn't like but everybody else seemed to love   

    I think I'll find kindred spirits here, but why does America love The Princess Bride?  Everybody repeats the quote: "my name is <whatever> montoya...prepare to die", then gazes to the sky with a nostalgic grin.  But it isn't a joke. It simply isn't a statement that contains humor.
     
    Anything from Mel Brooks.  Mel loves many styles of comedy, just not the funny kind.
     
    Seth Rogen's portfolio of weiner joke and pot movies.
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