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jetophile

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jetophile last won the day on April 11 2010

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About jetophile

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  • Tell us a little bit about yourself...
    You stalker.
  • Where do you live?
    NY
  • What are your interests? Hobbies?
    NEW YORK JETS, ART, WORDS, SASSY THINGS
  • What do you do for a living?
    Artist

Jets Info

  • What is your favorite Jets related memory?
    Er...
  • Do you have season tickets?
    Yes.
  • What Jets memory broke your heart?
    Hahaha, is this a trick question?
  • Who is your favorite member of the NY Jets flight crew?
    I say we have some fat guy do a strip tease instead.
  • Where you alive for Super Bowl III?
    Yes. I've been dead ever since.
  1. "Suck for Sam"ers please read

    Yeah, something is definitely invaded. Probably Xenu.
  2. "Suck for Sam"ers please read

    Is anyone getting a weird sports ad at the bottom of the page? Virus, hello? I was going to PM Maxman, but got lazy. I think I will in a momentary lapse of reason.
  3. "Suck for Sam"ers please read

    I hate these projections. It's like throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. Yah, go look up projection. Go scurry now.
  4. ESPN Head Cuts

    ESPN, it's either that or Pokeno.
  5. Elway to Marino

    In all seriousness, Marino was a great QB and I give grudging credit. That motherfukker should die with a rusty railroad spike to the temple for the spike play, and Aaron Glenn should eat sh it for the rest of his life, but I digress. I think the systemic problem with the Jets is that it's an insoluble problem, and I don't think Marino would've solved it. I mean, look at his sh ittty Wonderlic score. The draft is like a rabbit chasing a hare. You get gems from puddingstone once in a while, but really, it's just a happy accident. All that being said, I think scouting is overrated. If I closed my eyes and eeny miney moed, I'd probably do a better job. I'm just disappointed that there's no-one named DeFlorious Jack'OLantern Green this year. What is this goddamned world coming to, I ask you.
  6. Elway to Marino

    Yeah, O'Brien always laid him out. It was painful to watch at times, but I'll be laughing up my sleeve all the way to the crematorium that that fukko Marino never got a ring. Fukkkkkk Miami.
  7. Movies We've Seen Thread

    I'll always love this flick. Fukk Mariah Carey.
  8. Goal: 100,000 POST IN THIS THREAD

    One of my fave fruits:
  9. Goal: 100,000 POST IN THIS THREAD

    Hahahahaha, that's great.
  10. What are u listening to right now?

    Who doesn't love The Cherry Cokes? Gotta love Japan. This sh it is a direct result of the Enola Gay annihilating Nagasaki. Speaking of the Nips, read up on the indigenous of Hokkaido. I'm a an anthropological nerd.
  11. What are u listening to right now?

    No Green Jello fans here? Muy malo, but a good muy malo. Fakk that Green Jelly sh*t, it's Green Jello forever.
  12. What are u listening to right now?

    You are so welcome. 2016 was a butt hole of a year here. Our family took a huge hit. Look up DIPG. No, wait, don't. Needless to say, it was brutal. Blessings to the Make-A-Wish Foundation. They get criticism sometimes, but they did a good deed. I'm talkin' a really good deed. Once in a blue moon the human race isn't a turd with corn kernels in it that you can't flush down your malfunctioning toilet.
  13. What are u listening to right now?

    Condolences.
  14. What are u listening to right now?

    I'm not so sure about the the implications of for the next time you need a romantic tune for whatever.
  15. Goal: 100,000 POST IN THIS THREAD

    Christine, you so stupid, that's two trannies.
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