Ok, this is the point at which the SNL skit has gone about two minutes too long and it needs to end sooner than later. I tried, God help me, to see if I could convince any of you that there were people so mind numbingly retarded that they thought Herm was great, but it's sort of like yelling, "Hey, let's eat some more paint chips".
In any event, I think I hooked a few fish. Needless to say, Herm is the most pathetic excuse for a coach that we've ever had. I'd trade him at gametime tomorrow for the dude on "Life Goes On" (the character, not the actor). At least you might get an unexpected play call that way.
I fully expect you guys to demolish us like the a**clown franchise Carl and Herm have devolved us into. If you don't beat us by at least 3 TDs tomorrow, then you guys should just exile yourselves from the league and join the CFL or something.