One Thing Thing That Isn't Realistic About Star Wars
#1
Posted 05 September 2011 - 11:54 PM
(Chandler)'s a nice piece as long as he's the 7th most important player on your roster....I think they're going to be disappointed when they see he's just a pumped-up Drew Gooden.
#2
Posted 06 September 2011 - 12:20 AM
#3
Posted 06 September 2011 - 12:29 AM
Excuses are the tools of the incompetent.
#4
Posted 06 September 2011 - 12:56 AM
So Empire is set 3 years after New Hope, and then Jedi is 1 year after Empire. Figure Luke's just started his Jedi training in IV, and it's not even real Jedi training, it's like ghetto Jedi training because there's no council and no formal-type sh*t. Nothing like Anakin was going through from Phantom Menace to Sith. He's not even really studying seriously under anyone at the beginning of Empire, doesn't get to Yoda until a little bit into the movie actually. He gets his a$$ handed to him by Vader, but then in Jedi, only a YEAR later, he's suddenly a Jedi master and Vader tells him his skills are complete just because he constructed a new light saber? Never mind the fact that Vader supposedly trained over 13 years to get to the level where he was at in Sith (yes I looked it up); are we really to believe that Luke is that much more of a natural at the force that he needed less than 25% of the time that it took for Vader to get to that level? All this while training under a decrepit Yoda in a swamp for only PART of that time, while Vader was traveling the galaxy and fighting wars with Obi Wan for his training? There's no way he should have been able to beat Vader in a light saber duel at the end of Jedi.
well you are looking at it as earth years, maybe a degobah year is like 10 earth years or 5 coruscant years? Luke did look much older from empire to jedi. Stop thinking like an earthling.
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#7
Posted 06 September 2011 - 08:32 AM
Face it; all Lucas gives a boris about is selling Happy meal toys, video games and merchanidising crap. The whole thing is warmed over senseless hooey.
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#8
Posted 06 September 2011 - 09:08 AM
So Empire is set 3 years after New Hope, and then Jedi is 1 year after Empire. Figure Luke's just started his Jedi training in IV, and it's not even real Jedi training, it's like ghetto Jedi training because there's no council and no formal-type sh*t. Nothing like Anakin was going through from Phantom Menace to Sith. He's not even really studying seriously under anyone at the beginning of Empire, doesn't get to Yoda until a little bit into the movie actually. He gets his a$$ handed to him by Vader, but then in Jedi, only a YEAR later, he's suddenly a Jedi master and Vader tells him his skills are complete just because he constructed a new light saber? Never mind the fact that Vader supposedly trained over 13 years to get to the level where he was at in Sith (yes I looked it up); are we really to believe that Luke is that much more of a natural at the force that he needed less than 25% of the time that it took for Vader to get to that level? All this while training under a decrepit Yoda in a swamp for only PART of that time, while Vader was traveling the galaxy and fighting wars with Obi Wan for his training? There's no way he should have been able to beat Vader in a light saber duel at the end of Jedi.
First off, did you watch the marathon on spike? Is that where this came from?
The thing you are totally not taking into account here is, Obi Wan became more powerful than Vadar could ever imagine when he struck him down. Therefore, he was giving Luke behind the scenes Jedi training that you couldnt receive if he was still alive. Then, he went and trained with Yoda 1 on 1, where as Anakin trained with Obi Wan in the phsyical form, not the meta-physical. HUGE difference here.
Also, I think Luke benefited from learing on the fly. He was battling the Empire and learning to be a Jedi all a the same time. I think it accelerated his learning where as Anakin's was more methodical. They kind of gave the Luke the whole book out the gates where Anakin was getting bits and pieces.
Duh
#9
Posted 06 September 2011 - 09:48 AM
Yes. Yesterday was a very frustrating day because of this.
First off, did you watch the marathon on spike? Is that where this came from?
Also, all of you are stupid and your theories suck Darth balls.
(Chandler)'s a nice piece as long as he's the 7th most important player on your roster....I think they're going to be disappointed when they see he's just a pumped-up Drew Gooden.
#11
Posted 06 September 2011 - 10:16 AM
Ok then, how about this one, Luke got uber-Jedi'd up with extra Force power after making out with his Force-filled sister in Empire.Yes. Yesterday was a very frustrating day because of this.
Also, all of you are stupid and your theories suck Darth balls.
Excuses are the tools of the incompetent.
#12
Posted 06 September 2011 - 10:19 AM
Yes. Yesterday was a very frustrating day because of this.
Also, all of you are stupid and your theories suck Darth balls.
Says the guy who think Luke wasnt studying seriously under anyone till the Empire. I mean, Obi Wan was talking to Luke in the meta-phsyical state but he wasnt being coached till Empire? But we're stupid. okay
Edited by JiF, 06 September 2011 - 10:20 AM.
#14
Posted 06 September 2011 - 10:21 AM
#15
Posted 06 September 2011 - 10:34 AM
Don't forget the influence of Qui-Gon Jinn. At the end of episode III. Master Yoda revealed to Obi-Wan that Qui-Gon's spirit has learned the secret of becoming one with the Force, which he clearly teaches to both Yoda and Obi-Wan. If you don't think uber badass Jedi Qui-Gon Jinn had a hand in Luke's training you're crazy.
Says the guy who think Luke wasnt studying seriously under anyone till the Empire. I mean, Obi Wan was talking to Luke in the meta-phsyical state but he wasnt being coached till Empire? But we're stupid. okay

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#17
Posted 06 September 2011 - 10:42 AM
Don't forget the influence of Qui-Gon Jinn. At the end of episode III. Master Yoda revealed to Obi-Wan that Qui-Gon's spirit has learned the secret of becoming one with the Force, which he clearly teaches to both Yoda and Obi-Wan. If you don't think uber badass Jedi Qui-Gon Jinn had a hand in Luke's training you're crazy.
Exactly. God that RJF is a moron.
#18
Posted 06 September 2011 - 10:57 AM
On a similar note to this pic, a bicycle d-bag cut my gf and I off in the car a few days ago, (never seen douchebaggery on the level of bike people until I moved to Chicago), and as he flicked us off after she honked, the best I could come up to yell out the window as he was peddling away was "f*ck you 4-eyes!" You know, because he had glasses on.
Edited by RutgersJetFan, 06 September 2011 - 10:58 AM.
(Chandler)'s a nice piece as long as he's the 7th most important player on your roster....I think they're going to be disappointed when they see he's just a pumped-up Drew Gooden.
#19
Posted 06 September 2011 - 11:08 AM
'On a similar note to this pic, a bicycle d-bag cut my gf and I off in the car a few days ago, (never seen douchebaggery on the level of bike people until I moved to Chicago), and as he flicked us off after she honked, the best I could come up to yell out the window as he was peddling away was "f*ck you 4-eyes!" You know, because he had glasses on.
Clearly your insult training is Luke Skywalker levels of weak.
Also Obi-Wan > ever other Jedi. BOW TO THE MASTER.
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