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THE ILK    16,090

"We gonna need more Moderators."

Why, were they discussing the return of the Jaded one?

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Pac    26,349

I wouldn't be shocked if Sanchez campaigns for Pennington to replace Brunnell. We could do a lot worse for a backup.

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The Crusher    188,912

Chad: "Lemme tell you, Mark. New York is filled with straight-up assholes. I played hurt, I played broken up and they still hated me whether I played good or bad. You gotta just..."

Mark: "OH MY GOD, I know, RIGHT!? I took that team to TWO Championship games and they were all, like, nerrrrrrrr and I was like, oh come ON!"

Chad: "EXACTLY"

Mark: "And then this year, like, they were all, like, 'DUHHHH MARK. You SUCK. You're GAY, Mark, and I was all, like, SHUT UP YOU DICKS. I just wanted to scream."

Chad: "I know exactly how you feel, brother. It hurts a man. It hurts a man in places you wouldn't believe."

Mark: "I believe it. In places. It hurts."

Chad: "Kiss me, Mark. Do it. Do it now."

<They lean in, embrace, lights dim. FADE OUT>

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The Crusher    188,912

I wouldn't be shocked if Sanchez campaigns for Pennington to replace Brunnell. We could do a lot worse for a backup.

I'd be less shocked if they got married and named their first adopted child Santonio.

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The Crusher    188,912

Why, were they discussing the return of the Jaded one?

Dude if Pennington came back as Marks coach or backup this board would hit 2 million post by dinnertime and 3 million by Easter. LOL

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Klecko73isGod    123,121

Chad: "Lemme tell you, Mark. New York is filled with straight-up assholes. I played hurt, I played broken up and they still hated me whether I played good or bad. You gotta just..."

Mark: "OH MY GOD, I know, RIGHT!? I took that team to TWO Championship games and they were all, like, nerrrrrrrr and I was like, oh come ON!"

Chad: "EXACTLY"

Mark: "And then this year, like, they were all, like, 'DUHHHH MARK. You SUCK. You're GAY, Mark, and I was all, like, SHUT UP YOU DICKS. I just wanted to scream."

Chad: "I know exactly how you feel, brother. It hurts a man. It hurts a man in places you wouldn't believe."

Mark: "I believe it. In places. It hurts."

Chad: "Kiss me, Mark. Do it. Do it now."

<They lean in, embrace, lights dim. FADE OUT>

:rl:

WTF is wrong with you?

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flgreen    23,541

That is interesting.

I haven't heard anything about them doing something together in S Florida. I wonder if Sanchez is trying to hire Pennington , as a personal QB coach.

Oh boy

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JiF    125,361

I wouldn't be shocked if Sanchez campaigns for Pennington to replace Brunnell. We could do a lot worse for a backup.

I know what you are doing, I see right through it. Its disgusting, just like you

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Pac    26,349

I know what you are doing, I see right through it. Its disgusting, just like you

it's an interesting topic for a monday morning... I honestly believe Chad could help improve Marks game.

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JiF    125,361

it's an interesting topic for a monday morning... I honestly believe Chad could help improve Marks game.

Of course you do. You disgusting pig. The only postive that I could see coming from the that marriage is complete and utter failure which would expedite the process of riding themselves of Sanchez...which would make me happy.

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Pac    26,349

Of course you do. You disgusting pig. The only postive that I could see coming from the that marriage is complete and utter failure which would expedite the process of riding themselves of Sanchez...which would make me happy.

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THE ILK    16,090

Dude if Pennington came back as Marks coach or backup this board would hit 2 million post by dinnertime and 3 million by Easter. LOL

So what you are saying is, Max is all for it.

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KSJets    47,865

Chad: "Lemme tell you, Mark. New York is filled with straight-up assholes. I played hurt, I played broken up and they still hated me whether I played good or bad. You gotta just..."

Mark: "OH MY GOD, I know, RIGHT!? I took that team to TWO Championship games and they were all, like, nerrrrrrrr and I was like, oh come ON!"

Chad: "EXACTLY"

Mark: "And then this year, like, they were all, like, 'DUHHHH MARK. You SUCK. You're GAY, Mark, and I was all, like, SHUT UP YOU DICKS. I just wanted to scream."

Chad: "I know exactly how you feel, brother. It hurts a man. It hurts a man in places you wouldn't believe."

Mark: "I believe it. In places. It hurts."

Chad: "Kiss me, Mark. Do it. Do it now."

<They lean in, embrace, lights dim. FADE OUT>

Reenacting a scene from your childhood?

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KSJets    47,865

That is interesting.

I haven't heard anything about them doing something together in S Florida. I wonder if Sanchez is trying to hire Pennington , as a personal QB coach.

Oh boy

He's played in NY and he's played for Sparano. Getting his insight into both is not exactly a bad thing.

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faba    117,904

Seriously I guy that has football experience and smarts playing in new York can be bad giving som e\advice- how about some let up in Sanchez hate for what seems like positive. Still might not help but at least give it a chance

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dbatesman    35,836

This is more irksome in principle than in reality. The idea of Chad having any wisdom to impart is pretty galling, but regardless of what he says it's not like Sanchez can get any worse.

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New York Mick    85,400

Chad wouldn't be a bad off season coach. He knows how to play QB he just doesnt have the physical ability to do it. If he had a stronger arm he would have been Peyton Manning like.

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He's played in NY and he's played for Sparano. Getting his insight into both is not exactly a bad thing.

How dare you allow reason to come in the way of hatred ?

No one has ever accused Chad of not having football smarts. It was his reliability and noodle arm that got the derserved criticism. Not sure anything bad can come from it.

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sg3    133

Chad: "Lemme tell you, Mark. New York is filled with straight-up assholes. I played hurt, I played broken up and they still hated me whether I played good or bad. You gotta just..."

Mark: "OH MY GOD, I know, RIGHT!? I took that team to TWO Championship games and they were all, like, nerrrrrrrr and I was like, oh come ON!"

Chad: "EXACTLY"

Mark: "And then this year, like, they were all, like, 'DUHHHH MARK. You SUCK. You're GAY, Mark, and I was all, like, SHUT UP YOU DICKS. I just wanted to scream."

Chad: "I know exactly how you feel, brother. It hurts a man. It hurts a man in places you wouldn't believe."

Mark: "I believe it. In places. It hurts."

Chad: "Kiss me, Mark. Do it. Do it now."

<They lean in, embrace, lights dim. FADE OUT>

add comedy to optimism as things you are bad at

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gEYno    247,996

He's played in NY and he's played for Sparano. Getting his insight into both is not exactly a bad thing.

If only he did either particularly well.

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gEYno    247,996

I imagine the conversation involved Chad beginning to explain to Mark how to get a large portion of the fan base to love you unconditionally even while your skill set, backed by all the measurables, say that you're holding the team back from any meaningful success when Mark interrupts and says, "Chad, I got this." They then go up for seconds of jello.

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