Pac Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 ESPN_Colin Colin Cowherd RT @ShaneMurphyslaw: @ @ESPN_Colin Mark Sanchez staying at the Ritz Carlton in Ft Lauderdale. Ate breakfast next to him and Chad Pennington ***** Very good news... Perhaps they'll hire Chad in a Tom Moore capacity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Please kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Please kill me. The Jeremy Lin of Trolling, yes you are a turn over machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 ESPN_Colin Colin Cowherd RT @ShaneMurphyslaw: @ @ESPN_Colin Mark Sanchez staying at the Ritz Carlton in Ft Lauderdale. Ate breakfast next to him and Chad Pennington ***** Very good news... Perhaps they'll hire Chad in a Tom Moore capacity. "We gonna need more Moderators." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Chad: "Lemme tell you, Mark. New York is filled with straight-up assholes. I played hurt, I played broken up and they still hated me whether I played good or bad. You gotta just..." Mark: "OH MY GOD, I know, RIGHT!? I took that team to TWO Championship games and they were all, like, nerrrrrrrr and I was like, oh come ON!" Chad: "EXACTLY" Mark: "And then this year, like, they were all, like, 'DUHHHH MARK. You SUCK. You're GAY, Mark, and I was all, like, SHUT UP YOU DICKS. I just wanted to scream." Chad: "I know exactly how you feel, brother. It hurts a man. It hurts a man in places you wouldn't believe." Mark: "I believe it. In places. It hurts." Chad: "Kiss me, Mark. Do it. Do it now." <They lean in, embrace, lights dim. FADE OUT> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 "We gonna need more Moderators." Why, were they discussing the return of the Jaded one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 I wouldn't be shocked if Sanchez campaigns for Pennington to replace Brunnell. We could do a lot worse for a backup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Chad: "Lemme tell you, Mark. New York is filled with straight-up assholes. I played hurt, I played broken up and they still hated me whether I played good or bad. You gotta just..." Mark: "OH MY GOD, I know, RIGHT!? I took that team to TWO Championship games and they were all, like, nerrrrrrrr and I was like, oh come ON!" Chad: "EXACTLY" Mark: "And then this year, like, they were all, like, 'DUHHHH MARK. You SUCK. You're GAY, Mark, and I was all, like, SHUT UP YOU DICKS. I just wanted to scream." Chad: "I know exactly how you feel, brother. It hurts a man. It hurts a man in places you wouldn't believe." Mark: "I believe it. In places. It hurts." Chad: "Kiss me, Mark. Do it. Do it now." <They lean in, embrace, lights dim. FADE OUT> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I wouldn't be shocked if Sanchez campaigns for Pennington to replace Brunnell. We could do a lot worse for a backup. I'd be less shocked if they got married and named their first adopted child Santonio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Why, were they discussing the return of the Jaded one? Dude if Pennington came back as Marks coach or backup this board would hit 2 million post by dinnertime and 3 million by Easter. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Chad: "Lemme tell you, Mark. New York is filled with straight-up assholes. I played hurt, I played broken up and they still hated me whether I played good or bad. You gotta just..." Mark: "OH MY GOD, I know, RIGHT!? I took that team to TWO Championship games and they were all, like, nerrrrrrrr and I was like, oh come ON!" Chad: "EXACTLY" Mark: "And then this year, like, they were all, like, 'DUHHHH MARK. You SUCK. You're GAY, Mark, and I was all, like, SHUT UP YOU DICKS. I just wanted to scream." Chad: "I know exactly how you feel, brother. It hurts a man. It hurts a man in places you wouldn't believe." Mark: "I believe it. In places. It hurts." Chad: "Kiss me, Mark. Do it. Do it now." <They lean in, embrace, lights dim. FADE OUT> WTF is wrong with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 That is interesting. I haven't heard anything about them doing something together in S Florida. I wonder if Sanchez is trying to hire Pennington , as a personal QB coach. Oh boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I wouldn't be shocked if Sanchez campaigns for Pennington to replace Brunnell. We could do a lot worse for a backup. I know what you are doing, I see right through it. Its disgusting, just like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 I know what you are doing, I see right through it. Its disgusting, just like you it's an interesting topic for a monday morning... I honestly believe Chad could help improve Marks game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 it's an interesting topic for a monday morning... I honestly believe Chad could help improve Marks game. Of course you do. You disgusting pig. The only postive that I could see coming from the that marriage is complete and utter failure which would expedite the process of riding themselves of Sanchez...which would make me happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 Of course you do. You disgusting pig. The only postive that I could see coming from the that marriage is complete and utter failure which would expedite the process of riding themselves of Sanchez...which would make me happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Nothing like a 6-yard pass on 3rd and 7, Mark. NOTHING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Dude if Pennington came back as Marks coach or backup this board would hit 2 million post by dinnertime and 3 million by Easter. LOL So what you are saying is, Max is all for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 c'mon, we all know chad is the perfect wingman. they're cruising for sofla babes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damaged89 Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 When will death's sweet embrace come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSJets Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Chad: "Lemme tell you, Mark. New York is filled with straight-up assholes. I played hurt, I played broken up and they still hated me whether I played good or bad. You gotta just..." Mark: "OH MY GOD, I know, RIGHT!? I took that team to TWO Championship games and they were all, like, nerrrrrrrr and I was like, oh come ON!" Chad: "EXACTLY" Mark: "And then this year, like, they were all, like, 'DUHHHH MARK. You SUCK. You're GAY, Mark, and I was all, like, SHUT UP YOU DICKS. I just wanted to scream." Chad: "I know exactly how you feel, brother. It hurts a man. It hurts a man in places you wouldn't believe." Mark: "I believe it. In places. It hurts." Chad: "Kiss me, Mark. Do it. Do it now." <They lean in, embrace, lights dim. FADE OUT> Reenacting a scene from your childhood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSJets Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 That is interesting. I haven't heard anything about them doing something together in S Florida. I wonder if Sanchez is trying to hire Pennington , as a personal QB coach. Oh boy He's played in NY and he's played for Sparano. Getting his insight into both is not exactly a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Seriously I guy that has football experience and smarts playing in new York can be bad giving som e\advice- how about some let up in Sanchez hate for what seems like positive. Still might not help but at least give it a chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 This is more irksome in principle than in reality. The idea of Chad having any wisdom to impart is pretty galling, but regardless of what he says it's not like Sanchez can get any worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Chad wouldn't be a bad off season coach. He knows how to play QB he just doesnt have the physical ability to do it. If he had a stronger arm he would have been Peyton Manning like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 He's played in NY and he's played for Sparano. Getting his insight into both is not exactly a bad thing. How dare you allow reason to come in the way of hatred ? No one has ever accused Chad of not having football smarts. It was his reliability and noodle arm that got the derserved criticism. Not sure anything bad can come from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sg3 Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Chad: "Lemme tell you, Mark. New York is filled with straight-up assholes. I played hurt, I played broken up and they still hated me whether I played good or bad. You gotta just..." Mark: "OH MY GOD, I know, RIGHT!? I took that team to TWO Championship games and they were all, like, nerrrrrrrr and I was like, oh come ON!" Chad: "EXACTLY" Mark: "And then this year, like, they were all, like, 'DUHHHH MARK. You SUCK. You're GAY, Mark, and I was all, like, SHUT UP YOU DICKS. I just wanted to scream." Chad: "I know exactly how you feel, brother. It hurts a man. It hurts a man in places you wouldn't believe." Mark: "I believe it. In places. It hurts." Chad: "Kiss me, Mark. Do it. Do it now." <They lean in, embrace, lights dim. FADE OUT> add comedy to optimism as things you are bad at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 He's played in NY and he's played for Sparano. Getting his insight into both is not exactly a bad thing. If only he did either particularly well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I imagine the conversation involved Chad beginning to explain to Mark how to get a large portion of the fan base to love you unconditionally even while your skill set, backed by all the measurables, say that you're holding the team back from any meaningful success when Mark interrupts and says, "Chad, I got this." They then go up for seconds of jello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Chad: "Lemme tell you, Mark. New York is filled with straight-up assholes. I played hurt, I played broken up and they still hated me whether I played good or bad. You gotta just..." Mark: "OH MY GOD, I know, RIGHT!? I took that team to TWO Championship games and they were all, like, nerrrrrrrr and I was like, oh come ON!" Chad: "EXACTLY" Mark: "And then this year, like, they were all, like, 'DUHHHH MARK. You SUCK. You're GAY, Mark, and I was all, like, SHUT UP YOU DICKS. I just wanted to scream." Chad: "I know exactly how you feel, brother. It hurts a man. It hurts a man in places you wouldn't believe." Mark: "I believe it. In places. It hurts." Chad: "Kiss me, Mark. Do it. Do it now." <They lean in, embrace, lights dim. FADE OUT> lol. I was pretty sure that's how it went down. get out of my head. Pennington was super accurate. Sanchez needs help with accuracy. How bad could Sanchez taking Pennington's advice really be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 lol. I was pretty sure that's how it went down. get out of my head. Pennington was super accurate. Sanchez needs help with accuracy. How bad could Sanchez taking Pennington's advice really be? "So what you do Mark, is you dump it down to your RB in every possible situation. They'll be calling you Montana in no-time." "...............But Shonn Greene is my RB." "................sh*t." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Well, there goes the last slight shred of remaining hope I had that Sanchez might not endlessly suck for the remainder of his career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 How is this thread only 2 pages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 How is this thread only 2 pages? Because as much as I was anti-Pennington, I'm really not sure Sanchez is taking advice from a worse QB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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