The Crusher Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Oh yeah? Well you're too... shutup! Dude relax. Go get one of those fancy books with blank pages and pour yourself some nice whiskey and start writing some love sonnets. Then go get a cover for it that makes it look a little like a dirty book, only in first glance. Then put it somewhere a young lady will find it and just as she is ready to degrade you for having a dirty mag you give her the eyes and tell her to read it. She will feel guilty and then give you all kinds of apologetic play. Be like make up sex without even dating. Your welcome. Now get writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Are we gonna do a mafia bachelor party or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Are we gonna do a mafia bachelor party or what? I'll hire the strippers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I'll hire the strippers... She looks alot like Baby Crushers mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Are we gonna do a mafia bachelor party or what? Buffet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 CONGRATULATIONS!!! So happy for you!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 CONGRATULATIONS!!! So happy for you!!!!! Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 So, I've been dropping hints here and there for the past few weeks... we're just about at week 14, and I have the green light on letting people know... We are pregnant!!!! We got back from the honeymoon on New Year's Eve, and on New Year's Day she took the test and BOOM!!! I put a baby inside her!!!! This is why we turned down Leelou and the crew for the get together a month or so ago, she was having her morning sickness most in the evenings. Hahahahaha!!!! YES!!! I'm so flipping happy, you guys have no idea!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Congratulations, Daddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Yay!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 So, I've been dropping hints here and there for the past few weeks... we're just about at week 14, and I have the green light on letting people know... We are pregnant!!!! We got back from the honeymoon on New Year's Eve, and on New Year's Day she took the test and BOOM!!! I put a baby inside her!!!! This is why we turned down Leelou and the crew for the get together a month or so ago, she was having her morning sickness most in the evenings. Hahahahaha!!!! YES!!! I'm so flipping happy, you guys have no idea!!! No sh*t? Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 5, 2013 Author Share Posted March 5, 2013 No sh*t? Me too. You're wife is preggers too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 You're wife is preggers too? Misguided fat guy joke. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 5, 2013 Author Share Posted March 5, 2013 Misguided fat guy joke. Sorry. Kinda what I figured, LOL, you hit more than you miss... no apology necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Are we gonna do a mafia bachelor party or what? i miss Brett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 <3<3<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 i miss Brett. <3<3<3 ghey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Weird. I don't miss Jetscode at, like, all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 I missed voting for Hess yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 So I've been hanging out with this girl the last couple weeks. Made out with her on Thursday night. So that's my big news. Also, the new job is going outstanding. Love this company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 I'm glad you love your new job, 80. The girl part is fun, too, I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 I'm glad you love your new job, 80. The girl part is fun, too, I'm sure. Thanks! Definitely like getting more than hugs. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Weird. I don't miss Jetscode at, like, all. Either way...I still miss you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 20, 2013 Author Share Posted September 20, 2013 I'll bump this and keep my BIG news in one spot - my wife gave birth this week, a week late and a long labor, but both my wife and my new baby GIRL are doing GREAT! I hope everyone here is doing well. It's been a while since I've caught up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 That's wonderful, daddy! Congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Congrats!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Congrats, Ape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I'll bump this and keep my BIG news in one spot - my wife gave birth this week, a week late and a long labor, but both my wife and my new baby GIRL are doing GREAT! I hope everyone here is doing well. It's been a while since I've caught up... Congratulations Ape. So excited for you and the misses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthe Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Congrats to you and your wife! Whats the little monkey's name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Dude, Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 21, 2013 Author Share Posted September 21, 2013 Elizabeth Rose , both family names with multiple meanings to us both. We call her Ellie for short ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Awesome! Grats man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Elizabeth Rose , both family names with multiple meanings to us both. We call her Ellie for short ! Great name. My youngest daughters name is Rose. We call her Rose for short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Awesome Ape! I'm sure you two will make great parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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