Integrity28 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Sorry to break hearts here my mafia friends... but Ape is getting hitched. That's right, after over a decade of moving around the country, being long-distance, and basically growing up together. Me, and my girl. My best friend, the girl next door I've always wanted, and the absolute love of my life... we're going to get married and have lots of babies and puppies. Yeah. Babies and puppies. You heard me... well possibly, maybe there's a good chance that one might be a fuzzy poop-flinging chimp. But, you didn't hear that from me. In the words of a slow, over-rated, over-paid linebacker that should never have been signed instead of Ray Lewis... can't wait. I <3 all you mafia tards. So I just wanted to share... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Integrity28 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 Figured I'd pre-empt some of the inevitable photos for you guys... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Congrats!! Try not to maul the neighbors while celebrating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 Congrats!! Try not to maul the neighbors while celebrating. Too late favorite retarded x-man friend from the internet... i have already pummeled their faces with my dung. its bad. Very bad. Yet I don't feel guilt, only the urge to buy a Butterfinger and watch re-runs of Cheers. (Thank Hess!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Are we all invited? Ill pm my address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Naeann Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Congrats!!! -gives Monkey boy a big hug- I knew this was the news as soon as I saw the title of the thread!! You better show us REAL pics dude!! (or at least me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 . I know right? I'm on cloud nine... there is a high that comes with actually popping the question, its amazing. Like when you got an extra stick of bubble gum in a pack of baseball cards as a kid, you knew it wasn't the usuall... but also recognized it as one of the great moments in your life. Seriously love baseball card gum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 Are we all invited? Ill pm my address. I have no friends that look like Clay Matthews. No need to try crashing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 Congrats!!! -gives Monkey boy a big hug- I knew this was the news as soon as I saw the title of the thread!! You better show us REAL pics dude!! (or at least me) Thanks Nanootz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I'll always have a place in your mafia heart though right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I have no friends that look like Clay Matthews. No need to try crashing. Invite me and a +1 and you'll have a friend that IS clay matthews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Congrats ya ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Congrats. How it began, I'm sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 How it ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Congrats bro! Happiness in marriage is a tough thing to find these days and it sounds to me like you have a keeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinaHel Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Not a fan of the institution, but if there's anyone who should be institutionalized, it's you. Congrats, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Grats Ape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 I'll always have a place in your mafia heart though right? Of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 Congrats ya ****. Hahahha... thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Congrats brother. May your first child be a masculine hairy child...male or female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 Congrats. How it began, I'm sure... Pretty much covers it. Congrats bro! Happiness in marriage is a tough thing to find these days and it sounds to me like you have a keeper. Thanks 80. I've been with her for 13 years. Just keeps getting better, and now I'm ready for little Ape's to be running around making smartass remarks... Congratulations! Thanks Tina! Congrats! Thanks Leelou! (You know I got myself a beauty!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 How does Leelou know and not me?! /mock outrage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 Congrats! Thanks man! Not a fan of the institution, but if there's anyone who should be institutionalized, it's you. Congrats, man! LOL, thanks buddy... if there was ever any 2 kids that should get married, its us. Grats Ape! Thanks Verb! Congrats brother. May your first child be a masculine hairy child...male or female. Hahahaha... awesome. Thanks man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Kongrats Ape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 How does Leelou know and not me?! /mock outrage I've met Leelou, Verb and Wombat - the future Mrs. Ape was at my side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Share Posted March 29, 2012 Kongrats Ape! Thanks Brooklyn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Nice work Aperew! may her patience be great and your first born be like his mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 If your first child is a boy, he must be named: Brett, Hess, or Chan. If your first child is a girl, she must be named: Leelou, Lily, or Verbal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Are we all invited? Ill pm my address. Im not on Facebook to avoid getting invited to one of my 64 cousins 3rd or 4th marriage. But for this event I will be their. At my table of 9 please sit me with 1. JiF 2.CTM 3.Pac 4.Vic 5.Jane Goodall 6.Momma Ape 7.Tim Tebow 8.Rex RyaN epic!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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