I speak with a knowledge upon this subject that most will never acquire.
To be a true JN Captain, one must be selfless in mind and body. One must perform random acts of humility throughout their tenure. To be a true JN Captain requires a heart of gold, buns of steel, and an inviting mouth.
Due to these requirements, it is not only appropriate that JiF become the JN Captain for the year, but he should also be considered for the position of Honorary Lifetime JN Captain.
Gimps of the world unite! Nominate the only true JN Captain! Nominate JiF!
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Posted 30 May 2012 - 10:46 PM
make it me!
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Posted 30 May 2012 - 11:07 PM
This Captain must be good at Captaining. Just saying.
me!
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Posted 30 May 2012 - 11:26 PM
My vote is for noone,I wasnt put on the ballot
Open nominations. There is no ballot.
Hey when you get a chance, please PM me the list of people that you want banned. I haven't heard from you in awhile. Thanks.
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Posted 30 May 2012 - 11:29 PM
Open nominations. There is no ballot.
Hey when you get a chance, please PM me the list of people that you want banned. I haven't heard from you in awhile. Thanks.
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I love it when Idzik's plan comes together.
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Posted 30 May 2012 - 11:39 PM
Dude, I'm totally buying what you're selling. Just need some time to think it out. Dont want to rush to a decision.
And I'm not offended. Often times your best player isnt your captain.
Yeah, but how often is the slutty cheerleader the captain?
"Idz a process."
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I love it when Idzik's plan comes together.
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Posted 30 May 2012 - 11:43 PM
Nah, I just enjoy mocking the rest of you fools. I mean come on, let's be honest here, not even I would vote for me as JN Captain in under 7,689 words.
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"Idz a process."
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Posted 30 May 2012 - 11:49 PM
I think we should vote it some with t!ts, other then Klecko.
If we're basing this strictly on breast size, then it has to be Crusher. Since his have their own timezone and their own gravitational pull, he seems like the logical choice.
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 06:33 AM
OK,so where do we stand right now anyway? The list as far as I'm seeing it goes like this;
Klecko73 (his two term run isn't up yet)
JiF (the people's choice)
Flgreen (self nommed?)
Bronzey/DLJ (a kinder, gentler and always very hot candidate who can win easily with a posted knocker shot)
BleedinGreen (serious threat here) and if one can nominate oneself,
Blackout (always a tough competitor)
who am I forgetting? I think that after the nominating process is complete someone who is a little more computer savvy than myself will have to put it to a vote in the form of a JN poll...
Klecko73 (his two term run isn't up yet)
JiF (the people's choice)
Flgreen (self nommed?)
Bronzey/DLJ (a kinder, gentler and always very hot candidate who can win easily with a posted knocker shot)
BleedinGreen (serious threat here) and if one can nominate oneself,
Blackout (always a tough competitor)
who am I forgetting? I think that after the nominating process is complete someone who is a little more computer savvy than myself will have to put it to a vote in the form of a JN poll...
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 07:41 AM
Please...choosy moms choose JiF.
You steal my lines so I nominate CTM
I was thinking of a vote for Blackout but hes a freakin Giants fan so **** him.
No question this is the most talent we've had since I took over as head clown and stuff
I can tell ya this, no ones gonna wanna play the Jets next year
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