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[Ryno the Jet]

Lauren Tannehill set to appear in 'Maxim'

By Dan Hanzus

Published: June 1, 2012 at 03:50 p.m.





Lauren Tannehill's shoot took on a football theme. (Roger Snider/Special to NFL.com)

Ryan Tannehill might need to wait for his star turn with the Miami Dolphins, but no depth chart can contain his wife.

Lauren Tannehill, who garnered more buzz for her appearance at the NFL draft than most of the players, will continue to grow her brand of, um, whatever it is when she appears in an upcoming issue of "Maxim" magazine.

The theme of her shoot with photographer Roger Snider ties in with her husband's new association with the Dolphins. There are footballs and team colors and Florida oranges. Lots and lots of Florida oranges.
In other LT news -- yes, we have a new LT -- it's hard to imagine HBO not leaning hard on the relationship between Ryan and Lauren now that the Dolphins have been announced as the next focus of "Hard Knocks."

Our prediction: HBO will manage to hold off until the first segment of Episode 2 before trailing Tannehill back to the home he shares with his new bride. Some things you can guess at ... others are just inevitable.

[dbatesman]

Does Jeff Ireland know she's selling her body for money?

[JiF]

Nothing like using your husbands popularity to show your "talents" to the world.

That will be a thrilling article to read, I'm sure.

Edited by JiF, 01 June 2012 - 03:47 PM.

[JetsFanInDenver]

Nothing like using your husbands popularity to show your "talents" to the world.

That will be a thrilling article to read, I'm sure.

But does she still get half, just in case....

[RutgersJetFan]

Good lord with this chick...she's an 8.5 tops. The hair throws it off, she dyes that sh*t brunette tomorrow and she's just another attractive lady. Definitely not Maxim level. Maxim needs more Melanie Iglesias shoots anyways, not this crap.

[dbatesman]

Good lord with this chick...she's an 8.5 tops. The hair throws it off, she dyes that sh*t brunette tomorrow and she's just another attractive lady. Definitely not Maxim level. Maxim needs more Melanie Iglesias shoots anyways, not this crap.

Bitch got the crazy eye.

[SenorGato]

Matt Kalil's mom and/or sister >

Edited by SenorGato, 01 June 2012 - 04:36 PM.

[RutgersJetFan]

Bitch got the crazy eye.

Make that a 7.5.

I don't know what it is with the athletic world in general. You even see it with female athletes. They're made out to be 9's when they're 7's at best.

[SenorGato]

Matt Kalil's mom and/or sister >

Tanehill's chick drops a notch with every new pic I see of her. EAT for Jah's sake.

[Larz]

she looks like a golfer wife. i have to chuckle every time some fugly golfer gets the celebration hug from a knockout gold-digger wife

and every guy in this thread would drool over her in person

porn has ruined us all when it comes to pics on the net but in person I bet she causes a buzz wherever she goes

[Kevin L]

Matt Kalil's mom and/or sister >

If they ever do a "Hot 100 MILFs" edition, she'd definitely be on the list.

[Matt39]

As I've gotten older I've realized a few things....and one is, once you've seen one hot blonde you have seen them all.

Edited by Matt39, 01 June 2012 - 09:05 PM.

[Integrity28]

Tanehill's chick drops a notch with every new pic I see of her. EAT for Jah's sake.

sh*t.

I should have actually read this thread, and not just the title...

Oh well, I gotta get points for the Something about Mary chompers smile comparison in my thread.

But well played here... the brunettes all day... Tanne's wife looks like a run of the mill Florida skank.

[Integrity28]

she looks like a golfer wife. i have to chuckle every time some fugly golfer gets the celebration hug from a knockout gold-digger wife

and every guy in this thread would drool over her in person

porn has ruined us all when it comes to pics on the net but in person I bet she causes a buzz wherever she goes

I live and work in a city filled with beautiful young women. Yet none of them are orange, have cooked hair and chompers like that... she's stick out like a sore thumb here, because the women here look better, with less effort. I'm sure people would stare, but not because she's a diamond in the rough

[DLJ]

She's super hot.

[19andOhWait]

shes just a meh for me

pretty blond hair but damn eat a cheeseburger sweetheart. and the ol Tiger Woods chompers are another major turn off. I'd still tax it don't get me wrong but shes getting wayyyyyy to much hype imo

[The Crusher]

Tanehill's chick drops a notch with every new pic I see of her. EAT for Jah's sake.

If I had the choice I would rather take a shot at the mom. She looks like she would enjoy me.;

[Larz]

I live and work in a city filled with beautiful young women. Yet none of them are orange, have cooked hair and chompers like that... she's stick out like a sore thumb here, because the women here look better, with less effort. I'm sure people would stare, but not because she's a diamond in the rough

I worked in midtown for 3 years. we used to say you'll see the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.......every day

it all dpends on context.

victorias secret model ? no effin way
SI swimsuit model ? LOL

but if any guy posting in this thread saw her in a bar, I bet they would all stare

[Irish Jet]

Just meh?

Holy **** at the standards of this place. Even Max would wanna hit that.

[kay_gee]

she's already doing maxim? man, if he doesn't go anywhere and she continues to outshine him, they'll be divorced in no time.