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Posted 08 July 2012 - 09:09 AM
I know you've all missed me on here - but I started a new job and the hours were a lil crazy in the beginning. This site has yet to be blocked from our work computers so it's now on like donkey kong. I'm really excited for our next few podcasts before the season, and everything else JN is doing! See ya in the forums with my smart-ass comments
"That's part of the reason Rex drafted me, because I value this job. It's my life. If somebody wanted to take that away from me, it's personal."
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 09:38 AM
I know you've all missed me on here - but I started a new job and the hours were a lil crazy in the beginning. This site has yet to be blocked from our work computers so it's now on like donkey kong. I'm really excited for our next few podcasts before the season, and everything else JN is doing! See ya in the forums with my smart-ass comments
I love you and look forward to our marriage.
Well, that's the internet, man: 9 billion tough guys who secretly want to touch your pee-pee.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 09:39 AM
I love you and look forward to our marriage.
You'll have to get approval from my cousin first.
Edited by courtnj18, 08 July 2012 - 09:41 AM.
"That's part of the reason Rex drafted me, because I value this job. It's my life. If somebody wanted to take that away from me, it's personal."
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 09:43 AM
Gross. Thats the exact same title as the PM you sent me last night.
I wrote that when I thought Courtney was gone. You and me, we're finished.
Well, that's the internet, man: 9 billion tough guys who secretly want to touch your pee-pee.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 10:10 AM
I love you and look forward to our marriage.
Any poster that meets TomShane through JetNation is now legally forbidden from meeting, dating or marrying TomShane without the express written consent of JetNation.com. It is a little something the legal team had us add as standard language along the way. Not sure why they felt that language was needed.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 10:26 AM
unless said people are steelers fans.
And other Jets' fans too
"This "breaking news" was addressed a few weeks ago. The Pats suck and all of their accomplishments are bogus as they cheated." - Gainzo
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 10:38 AM
Any poster that meets TomShane through JetNation is now legally forbidden from meeting, dating or marrying TomShane without the express written consent of JetNation.com. It is a little something the legal team had us add as standard language along the way. Not sure why they felt that language was needed.
Why was I not informed that institutionalized cockblocking was one of the features of your fancy new server?
Well, that's the internet, man: 9 billion tough guys who secretly want to touch your pee-pee.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 10:39 AM
Why was I not informed that institutionalized cockblocking was one of the features of your fancy new server?
If you had shown up for any of the court hearings it would have been explained to you.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 11:32 AM
unless said people are steelers fans.
The condensed Steeler fan v Tom story:
The 2005 NFL Draft party at the ESPNZone, it was me sitting next to faba, Garb and GGG. Phil strikes up a conversation about the greatness of Joe Namath with a giant, hulking, drunk Steeler fan. The Steeler fan says, "Unitas was better," at which point Phil ran for the exit. Faba, to the right of me, takes a steak knife from the bar, hides it under his shirt, and starts moving around me toward the Steeler fan. (Faba, as we know, would literally kill to protect the Namath Legacy like he was in his own Namath version of Opus Dei). Anyway, Garb starts in about how Steve Grogan was better than both Namath and Unitas which instantly inflamed the situation. Seeing this, and knowing how crucial faba was to the preservation of JN (he's literally the only mod who does anything), I stepped in and defused the situation by saying that Unitas "certainly has better stats than Namath."
Faba has never forgiven me for this slight against Namath, and for ruining his chance to butcher the Steeler fan, and has subsequently set out on a smear campaign against me, claiming that I'm a nut-hugging pansy.
TRUE. STORY. BRO.
Edited by T0mShane, 08 July 2012 - 11:34 AM.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 11:35 AM
The condensed Steeler fan v Tom story:
The 2005 NFL Draft party at the ESPNZone, it was me sitting next to faba, Garb and GGG. Phil strikes up a conversation about the greatness of Joe Namath with a giant, hulking, drunk Steeler fan. The Steeler fan says, "Unitas was better," at which point Phil ran for the exit. Faba, to the right of me, takes a steak knife from the bar, hides it under his shirt, and starts moving around me toward the Steeler fan. (Faba, as we know, would literally kill to protect the Namath Legacy like he was in his own Namath version of Opus Dei). Anyway, Garb starts in about how Steve Grogan was better than both Namath and Unitas which instantly inflamed the situation. Seeing this, and knowing how crucial faba was to the preservation of JN (he's literally the only mod who does anything), I stepped in and defused the situation by saying that Unitas "certainly has better stats than Namath."
Faba has never forgiven me for this slight against Namath, and for ruining his chance to butcher the Steeler fan, and has subsequently set out on a smear campaign against me, claiming that I'm a nut-hugging pansy.
TRUE. STORY. BRO.
I believe it.
Yeah, I'm totally gay
So ****ing this dude. Unreal.
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