We all have our preferences and hangups when it comes to the opposite sex (or same sex...not looking at you Jif, really). Yet everyone has a person they look at and think, "man, I just don't get it...I should find her (or him...not looking at Jif at all, because he's straight, totally) more attractive. For me, it's no contest. GWEN STEFANI. I find her absolutely nuetral. Nothing. nada. I'd sooner pork Kathleen Turner. Seriously.
pretty, shapely and talented. yet totally unsexy
Started by sirlancemehlot, Jul 18 2012 09:49 PM
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Posted 18 July 2012 - 10:09 PM
My general problem comes in the retort of "dude whatever, if she walked in to a room you'd look and you'd totally want to have sex with her." Oh really? I would? Of course I would. I have a penis. My want to have sex with women and finding a chick hot or not are in no way connected.
(Chandler)'s a nice piece as long as he's the 7th most important player on your roster....I think they're going to be disappointed when they see he's just a pumped-up Drew Gooden.
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Posted 18 July 2012 - 10:15 PM
Kirsten Dunst.
Ugh.
yeah i get that somewhat. But she has great um...how do I put this? You know when a girl is super-chilly, maybe just came in from a rain in early november but it was warm when she first went out...so she didn't go with the sweater, but went with the T-shirt or light blouse...and it turns out she's quite reactive and somewhat gifted in two very distinct areas? Dunst has that. just sayin'.
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Posted 18 July 2012 - 10:16 PM
My general problem comes in the retort of "dude whatever, if she walked in to a room you'd look and you'd totally want to have sex with her." Oh really? I would? Of course I would. I have a penis. My want to have sex with women and finding a chick hot or not are in no way connected.
Yeah. No doubt (no pun). But if Stefani walked in with Kathleen Turner, i'd bang Turner.
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Posted 18 July 2012 - 10:31 PM
My general problem comes in the retort of "dude whatever, if she walked in to a room you'd look and you'd totally want to have sex with her." Oh really? I would? Of course I would. I have a penis. My want to have sex with women and finding a chick hot or not are in no way connected.
I just have no idea the charmed life these guys lead. My poor pathetic bachelorhood was plagued by two choices. FIST OR VAJAYJAY. The rest of it is what bored guys talk about online before they go to Brazzers and start on the carpal tunnel they will develop at age 40. (must ice wrist)
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Posted 18 July 2012 - 11:19 PM
Mila Kunis isn't nearly as "sexy" as people make her out to be
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 12:03 AM
Mila Kunis isn't nearly as "sexy" as people make her out to be
And this is from personal experience????
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 12:45 AM
And this is from personal experience????
yeah i did a hump and dump with her. humped her and dumped her.
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 12:55 AM
yeah i did a hump and dump with her. humped her and dumped her.
Thanks for explanation......
I think she's hot. I'd do her.
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 12:56 AM
Thanks for explanation......
I think she's hot. I'd do her.
will you marry me?
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 12:57 AM
will you marry me?
Only if you look like her. Or Eva Mendez - she's doable as well.
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 12:59 AM
Gwen has looked the exact same way for the past 15 years. I hope that happens to me. I have a mini-celebration inside my head every time I get carded. How many people on this site can say that!?
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 01:20 AM
Only if you look like her. Or Eva Mendez - she's doable as well.
i'll get plastic surgery right this minute
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 03:58 AM
Gwen has looked the exact same way for the past 15 years. I hope that happens to me. I have a mini-celebration inside my head every time I get carded. How many people on this site can say that!?
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 07:41 AM
I just have no idea the charmed life these guys lead. My poor pathetic bachelorhood was plagued by two choices. FIST OR VAJAYJAY. The rest of it is what bored guys talk about online before they go to Brazzers and start on the carpal tunnel they will develop at age 40. (must ice wrist)
you like to be fisted???
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 08:34 PM
Thanks for explanation......
I think she's hot. I'd do her.
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 08:41 PM
Mila Kunis isn't nearly as "sexy" as people make her out to be
Could not disagree more.
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