HessStation Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 * Penis. To each their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Shouldn't you be picking flowers, Prince, "it's in her eyes..." lol. Laughed out loud at this. **** that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 YEP A lot of reasons why that happens sometimes. Non of them related to being in a committed relationship. It's more a barometer of the state of the relationship. Mrs Crusher has been looking better every of the ten years we have been together. Now mind you, I do wear reading glasses and my eyesight is not what it's use to be. Im going mostly on the amount of uncomfortable stares and awkward moments I notice when Baby Crushers and Little Sals' 14-17 year old friends visit my home. Agreed totally. I can say the same about Mrs. Bergen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Feet are gross on everyone My feet are gorgeous. This is a contradiction no? If you only get all doll'd up for other girls, why would you let yourself go to hell once having a man. Because once they have a man, their worth comes not from looks, but the amount of money their spouse rakes in and how expensive a house they live in? Not saying that it is true, but I think that is where the train of thought leads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Because once they have a man, their worth comes not from looks, but the amount of money their spouse rakes in and how expensive a house they live in? Not saying that it is true, but I think that is where the train of thought leads. I think the whole "women get dolled up for other women, not men" is a giant load of crap. They do it for guys, they want guys to notice, as long as it's the right guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 25, 2012 Author Share Posted July 25, 2012 I think the whole "women get dolled up for other women, not men" is a giant load of crap. They do it for guys, they want guys to notice, as long as it's the right guys Woman get dolled up to drink for free at the bar. DCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Woman get dolled up to drink for free at the bar. DCL that's true too lol.. but male attention is what they are after.. not other women... similiar to jif's mo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 25, 2012 Author Share Posted July 25, 2012 that's true too lol.. but male attention is what they are after.. not other women Yes they are after male attention until its time to go. Then the 250 pounder or JiF-a-roni shows up cock blocks you and your left with a 300 dollar Mastercard bill and blue balls. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Yes they are after male attention until its time to go. Then the 250 pounder or JiF-a-roni shows up cock blocks you and your left with a 300 dollar Mastercard bill and blue balls. LOL freaken jif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 25, 2012 Author Share Posted July 25, 2012 freaken jif If he wrangles the beast before closing time you win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Woman get dolled up to drink for free at the bar. DCL Women get dolled up for attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Women get dolled up for attention. It's the only time daddy noticed them, amirite!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I like girls who aren't batsh*t crazy and know what they want. I'm not bitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I like girls who aren't batsh*t crazy and know what they want. I'm not bitter. Might as well be gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 No one said, "Her father's W2s". Hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 27, 2012 Author Share Posted July 27, 2012 No one said, "Her father's W2s". Hmm... Woman that say yes. If you have success with a certain woman or even type of woman. You automatically like them. Learned that from you I thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Woman that say yes. If you have success with a certain woman or even type of woman. You automatically like them. Learned that from you I thinks. Lmao.. you just solved the Jif Faty thing, he learned to love what loved him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Great post. Independent woman are outstanding and a must have for the long term relationship. Needy woman that need constant approval are good for the short term. Like short enough to the point you don;t learn their name. "Oh yeah I member her she had the Hello kitty pantis and the tramp stamp of a lopsided rose on her back." Lol I had relations with a chick in hello kitty panties. Don't know what was hotter, the panties or the fact that she could fit into kids undergar.........wait, this isn't coming out right, lol, but you all get my point. As for the oddball thing I look at when scoping a woman, it's that area where the neck and shoulder meet up. Odd, I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 This thread sounds like a 12 step program...either that or everyone's just trying to justify sh*t about chicks. Bottom line is: -Girls suck and most are fake -Girls dress for girls most of the time when they go out - NOT guys -Once a girl is hooked & committed, her looks go to hell -EVERY GIRL SHOULD LOVE FOOTBALL - not watch the SB just for the commercials. That's just like saying you go to church, but you really go only on Christmas and Easter. Take it from a girl (and not a T0mShane impostor) Amen sister! As proof of your assertion on looks going to hell I give you what I call "relationship hair." everyone has seen it happen. A chick gets settled into a relationship, it passes the year milestone, and they get lazy and chop all their hair off into a much lower maintenance and infinitely more matronly hairdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I don't know how much I believe that. At the very least, women's clothing options are influenced by men. Women wear more revealing clothes than men in almost every social situation I can think of--do you think that's solely to please other women? Not to please them, but to compete with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 YEP A lot of reasons why that happens sometimes. Non of them related to being in a committed relationship. It's more a barometer of the state of the relationship. Mrs Crusher has been looking better every of the ten years we have been together. Now mind you, I do wear reading glasses and my eyesight is not what it's use to be. Im going mostly on the amount of uncomfortable stares and awkward moments I notice when Baby Crushers and Little Sals' 14-17 year old friends visit my home. Well I would bet that's because your woman has some pride in herself and that you have a good pimp hand. I see plenty of girls lock a wimpy dude down then let the train run off the track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Woman get dolled up to drink for free at the bar. DCL Well they gotta monetize those fake boobs yo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Not to please them, but to compete with them. Ah, so it's like women's version of capitalism: a road to the bottom to sell things for cheaper.But in this case the bottom is no clothes at all. So they're making themselves a commodity! I should write a book on this theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Not to please them, but to compete with them. yes, for the attentions of men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Why would I want my girlfriend to watch football and enjoy it? She needs to match me tit for tat on mindless activity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtnj18 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Why would I want my girlfriend to watch football and enjoy it? She needs to match me tit for tat on mindless activity? FOOTBALL is NOT a mindless activity!!!! Max, ban him immediately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Well for the players probably not. Does not cost a whole lot for e to cheer or eer. Wtf on y eyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Not into the women being into sports thing at all. An ex was a big Jets fan, which led to her wanting to come to the bar to watch the games with me and my friends, trying to get me to take her to games, etc. Very annoying. My wife couldn't care less about sports and I couldn't be happier about it... I have absolutely no interest in having conversations about football with my wife. Like most women, she'd be a homer and fail to comprehend advanced metrics and we already argue enough as is. I'll keep the conversations to friends, co-workers, and a bunch of closeted homosexuals on the Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 No one said, "Her father's W2s". Hmm... With comments like this, you can't complain about stereotypes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybroome Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 I know I said eyes earlier, but a nice rack to go with them doesn't hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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