Integrity28 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Then don't pretend like you did anything to help the town Thanks for the advice, Mr. I shot DPR with NO info 5 minutes into the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 This post is legit. Come find it when the truth is revealed... Pretty comfortable with JIF as town, being used by JC, JVOR, Smash, Christine, CTM... on the bubble is BG playing both sides of every convo is alarming. Nolder for Durden seems fitting, but is more theory-based than rooted in tells like the rest. Town Smash would have shredded JIF for that crapola case he put forward on me. Anyone that has seen them debate should know this. JVOR was in my sites, JC has to hide from me when he's scum, both gave JIF's case on me subtle pushes all D2. Christine super over-reacted to one vote on D1, and has since had tunnel-vision on me. CTM abandoned logic, #1 tell with him. He's been slinging narrative all game to fabricate cases on people like myself and Leelou, none of it rooted in logic. How this was missed by all of you, is beyond me. Especially alarming that Smash didn't pick up on it, again, this is something Smash catches when he's town. I just wanna be right. GFY. Especially in light of JIF and Smash's reactions to my exit interview... maybe assume JIF is scum until you prove he isn't. LOL, can never go wrong lynching him, a live JIF is never good to the town no matter his alignment. I can smell the aggravation in their posts, like they are burning up the QT with comments to Pac about getting me to shut up because I've been lynched and I'm putting the magnifying glass on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Ape if I was trying to shut you up would I have continued to discuss the issue ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Ape if I was trying to shut you up would I have continued to discuss the issue ? Yes. You do it all the time in the football forum... you think you can get the last word. You can't. LOLOLOL... wifom fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Thanks for the advice, Mr. I shot DPR with NO info 5 minutes into the game. Gross exaggeration but I don't blame you for being bitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Gross exaggeration but I don't blame you for being bitter I'm not bitter. I'm just going out in style... frankly, I've got a ton going on in real life, and when that's the case I always end up over-compensating for a lack of attention span by getting spammy in games. I've made myself an easy lynch like this before. No biggie. In the past 2 days, I've been able to actually reign in my reads though... so town should take them seriously, I hope. Otherwise whatever, I'm dead. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 This post is legit. Come find it when the truth is revealed... Especially in light of JIF and Smash's reactions to my exit interview... maybe assume JIF is scum until you prove he isn't. LOL, can never go wrong lynching him, a live JIF is never good to the town no matter his alignment. I can smell the aggravation in their posts, like they are burning up the QT with comments to Pac about getting me to shut up because I've been lynched and I'm putting the magnifying glass on them. What is this I don't even...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 I'll think about reading them IF you flip town Otherwise I'm just gonna ignore it as sewing WIFOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Okay, I'm done. Better for me that I'm dead to be honest... work is crazy busy, life is crazy busy... and you is all teh stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Okay, I'm done. Better for me that I'm dead to be honest... work is crazy busy, life is crazy busy... and you is all teh stupid. Good luck with everything bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 The one day that I am scum, I'm going to just laugh when you claim you knew it all along. You always claim I am scum, and I never am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 guys... i'm at an off site meeting and will be busy tomorrow too, won't be free until later tonight....... @mod, you can replace me if I'm holding things up.. have no idea what is going on.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 guys... i'm at an off site meeting and will be busy tomorrow too, won't be free until later tonight....... @mod, you can replace me if I'm holding things up.. have no idea what is going on.. We decided you're the roleblocker. OK fine.... it was me who decided you're the RB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 guys... i'm at an off site meeting and will be busy tomorrow too, won't be free until later tonight....... @mod, you can replace me if I'm holding things up.. have no idea what is going on.. So my celebration post was well worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Pretty comfortable with JIF as town, being used by JC, JVOR, Smash, Christine, CTM... on the bubble is BG I just wanna be right. . JIF and Smash working extra hard to silence me... and it's not because I'm annoying because those two have spent hundreds of pages being annoyed by me. I can smell their piggy scum sweat as I breath down their necks... . these two Gems were just a few minutes apart and FTR Ape you been doing crap like this all game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 these two Gems were just a few minutes apart and FTR Ape you been doing crap like this all game. I would agree with you but I stopped reading his post about 40 pages ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 these two Gems were just a few minutes apart and FTR Ape you been doing crap like this all game. You are casing a dead man. Noything guilty-seeming about that. My list is solid, Jif is the only one I'm 50/50 on because I know how likely it is scum would use him. Everyone gets this, and once they have my alignment, they will see where I'm coming from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 You are casing a dead man. Noything guilty-seeming about that. My list is solid, Jif is the only one I'm 50/50 on because I know how likely it is scum would use him. Everyone gets this, and once they have my alignment, they will see where I'm coming from. GTFO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Hello Nae, congrats on job. Hi. How did you like the Avengers game? And thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 I just got home, that was a quick lynch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted August 1, 2012 Author Share Posted August 1, 2012 here.. give me a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted August 1, 2012 Author Share Posted August 1, 2012 Final Vote Count: Ape (9) JiF, Christine, 80, Crusher, Smash, Tina, Nolder, JVoR, BG CTM (1) - Ape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 GTFO You are scum... And bad at arguing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Sharrow Jack Pac ....note to self, do something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I just got home, that was a quick lynch. the monkey died for the greater good. Wasn't his original plan but he decided to apply the strategy of tricking us into lynching him because by martyring himself we will understand that his list is solid and we should lynch them in order by the numbered days. Yes, we eliminate the list we win the game. We only half to halfway kill JiF though. Monkey don;t need no FOS to dominate at the mafia. As if. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I could have cut my own lawn with the time I've spent waiting for Pac's damn post. Fortunately, I've spent that time drinking, but I'm running out of beer. Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 His name was Optimus Primate. Heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted August 2, 2012 Author Share Posted August 2, 2012 "Well lovely, juuust lovely. You simpletons are too dense to understand the brilliance of my posts and for that, I'm being demonized. If you'd bother to look back you'll see that I've not only shed light on certain situations, but have all but given you multiple anti-town suspects". "dude... shut up". "No I won't shut up you mouth-breathing faggot. I've given the town invaluable information by poking and prodding multiple players. They've tried to case me but I've verbally taken their legs out from under them with salient point after salient point. If everyone would only listen to the absence of logic from those who question me, you'd see that I'm single-highhandedly winning this thing for the town. See there's a few things you have to understand the first of which is that I'm smarter than you. That's not ego, that's fact. As I've shown by the amount of information I've been able to elicit playing react to the Ape". "omg, please put a sock in it". "Ah yes. Nothing to counter my salient points with so instead of engaging in debate, you answer with slanderous posts meant to undermine my cases. This is the type of muddying of the waters that scum teams crave. They all want to shut me up to try and save themselves. Well guess what? I don't care. I will not loosen my grip on scum until I've identified each one. If that takes me going through each and every one of you, so be it. They don't call me the purveyor of the salient point for nothing. Look at this scrapper for example. I spoon fed him posts designed to trap him into slipping and he fell for it hook, line, and sinker... I've emasculated him with logic. I'm having the type of game that will go down in mafia lore. When newbies ask on message boards how to play mafia, there will be a link to this game thread with the simple instruction: read the Apes posts". *crowd shouts in unison* "STFU"!!!!!!!!!! "hehhehe, I say, HE HE HE. Pshaw you nincompoops. I unilaterally reject your admonishments. They only lead me to believe I'm kicking the right tires. If my salient points offend your gentle sensibilities, that's your fault... This whole exchange reminds me of a debate I had in college... I...." *he continues to drone on. a dull murmur - similar to the person on the other end of the phone with Charlie Brown -can be heard in the background as the town discusses their next move* "Ok so what do you guys think. I can't take this anymore". "Death by castration I say" "Aye. Time to extinguish this flamer". ******* JiF was the first to strike. He ran in swinging an industrial sized chain and smacked the Ape across the ass. "WHO DID THAT?!" exclaimed the Ape. "Who dares challenge me"?!?!? Christine was next to act. She picked up the nearest brick she could find and whipped it directly into the Apes groin.... ripping off his balls in the process. "OWWWWWW!! WHAT THE FU..." It was 80s turn.. he chose a more conventional method of attack with a drop kick to the Apes fragile back. "OMG WHY"!!! Crusher came wobbling in and promptly belly bounced the Ape into a brick wall. Smash had seen enough. He pulled a slingshot out of his trench coat and launched a metal ball directly into the Apes left eye. "PLEASE.. WAIT... SALIENT" Tinas turn. She noticed the Ape was hobbled, but still upright. She came in with a samurai sword she purchased off Ebay and lopped off both of his legs. "MY LEGS!! MY BALLS!! MY EYE!!" Nolder was not going to be outdone. He was wearing the helmet that was prescribed for him so he ran in and started a vicious series of headbutts to the Apes face, chest, and penis JVoR had been patiently waiting for his turn.. He identified a spot that hadn't been attacked yet. He ran up with a rusty knife he was carrying and slowly scalped the Ape. "MY HAIR!! NOT MY HAIR" The Ape was barely breathing.. all it would take is one more blow. BG stopped laughing in time to finish him off. For some reason he had arrived on a riding lawn mower. He put it into first and slowly ran over what was left of the Ape, starting at his feet. "bbbuutt.. . sssalliency"... .... Ape, (aka Richard Head, ambitious SK) is DEAD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 That was beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 nvmind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Great scene, Pac. Good attempt at defense, Ape, but you were dead primate walking once the day started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 *points at Ape* You can now stfu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 That was gross and disturbing. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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