GATA Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Boomer and Carton were talking today about it and I couldn't help but laugh. Tebow came to NY to exorcise the DEVIL! lol I had to share .... http://www.vancouversun.com/sports/blame+Tebow+Mark+Sanchez+wicked+stats/7365279/story.html It was the prominently religious Tebow who noted in a tweet that this was the 666th Monday Night Football of all time and when it was over Sanchez bore the season numbers of the least, if not the beast: Six touchdowns, six interceptions, 6.6 yards per attempt, a 66.6 quarterback rating and a long throw this season of 66 yards. Oh, and Sanchez wears the number 6 and has started in six career playoff games, and won 66.6666666(7) per cent of them. Monday night, the Jets were 10-point underdogs, but lost by 6 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Yes The Jets are cursed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Nonsense! The Devil is good at what he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Nonsense! The Devil is good at what he does. His completion % is definitely higher than 50%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 His completion % is definitely higher than 50%. Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour: Well to be fair, I can understand why underage girls would think he is, so GATA and JiF get passes on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 His completion % is definitely higher than 50%. Yeah, but Mark Sanchez gets hotter broads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Yeah, but Mark Sanchez gets hotter broads. I would like to defer to NYMIck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Boomer and Carton were talking today about it and I couldn't help but laugh. Tebow came to NY to exorcise the DEVIL! lol I had to share .... http://www.vancouversun.com/sports/blame+Tebow+Mark+Sanchez+wicked+stats/7365279/story.html Boomer....he should talk and I do hear what he says....he has all the answers, just ask him. The problem is when he was on our Jets, he sucked worst than Sanchez, the ****er never saw the playoffs with us. Just many INTs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 His completion % is definitely higher than 50%. I know of someone whose isn't 66.6%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 I know of someone whose isn't 66.6%. Weapons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Nonsense! The Devil is good at what he does. What are you talking about? What Sanchez does is make Jets' fans miserable, and he's phenomenal at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 What are you talking about? What Sanchez does is make Jets' fans miserable, and he's phenomenal at it. Not what he was brought here to do, captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsjetsjetss Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 tosh on tosh.o made fun at sanchez yesterday too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Not what he was brought here to do, captain. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Be not of this world, my captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Weapons? None formed against me shall prosper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 What are you talking about? What Sanchez does is make Jets' fans miserable, and he's phenomenal at it. This. And it's brilliant on his part because he has these 1 or 2 awesome plays a game to tease you about what he could be, and then utter crap the rest of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhinHater Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Sorry if this was posted. Didn't see it. Tebow tweeted before Monday nights game, "Looking forward to the 666th Monday night football game......" Sanchez wears #6 He has a passer rating of 66.6 He's averaging 6.6 yards per completion He has 6 TDs He has 6 INTs His longest pass of the year is 66 yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhinHater Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Yeah now i see it posted. I'm such a loser for double posting. Ban me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 The 2nd coming. #wrongguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Yeah now i see it posted. I'm such a loser for double posting. Ban me. *waves magic wand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 *waves magic wand Frees Pac from hell* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 O' cruel fate, to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones - it bones for thee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 O' cruel fate, to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones - it bones for thee. I love Metallica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Frees Pac from hell* *abandones hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 *abandones hope dies in tunnel* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 dies in tunnel* *is buried next to Brooklyn Jet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 *is buried next to Brooklyn Jet Dammit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Dammit i was gonna save that for when CTM returns but I figured whatevs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 i was gonna save that for when CTM returns but I figured whatevs. Good move, you win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Good move, you win. *dances on grave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDynamite Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 I know why Sanchez sucks! It's because........he sucks. BD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 *dances on grave struck by lightning* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 struck by lightning* dammit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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