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[Bombdirt]

yeah first Mars, then probably that moon on Jupiter with all the ice on it (Europa)...then Titan

after that? let's hope we can start fires and grow food on Pluto

The Andromeda galaxy is also hurtling toward us at 70 miles per second. We need to GTFO now.

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The Andromeda galaxy is also hurtling toward us at 70 miles per second. We need to GTFO now.

i tend to forget that Andromeda is on pace to hit our galaxy by the year 3,000 ish


if so then hopefully we land near a sun! i don't see us leaving the solar system by 3,000 without alien help

[Panzer Division Marduk]

We really need to go to Mimas. Coolest looking thing in the whole Solar System.

[G.O.B.]

i bet mankind moves to Titan when the sun starts expanding in 5 bill years

You had to have looked that up. There's no possible way you actually knew that fact.

[Bombdirt]

We really need to go to Mimas. Coolest looking thing in the whole Solar System.

I know this has been pointed out before (probably countless times), but:



Freaking sweet.

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You had to have looked that up. There's no possible way you actually knew that fact.

first off you and i used to be jetnation homies in the past, you know i am smarter than the average bear and if you deny this you are a liar sir.

second off i've known about Titan since I was a freshmen in high school in 2001....then in 2004 or 05 we sent a craft there and titan has been even more awesome ever since....even did a college report on humans going to Titan in my senior astronomy class.

third off....there is no third off. Go Jets. and please keep them streets of Royal Oak safe

[SenorGato]

I believe that will require...math.

[kelticwizard]

i've pretty much given up hope that there is another planet where humans could walk without space suits unless creating our own building with oxygen being pumped in


i bet mankind moves to Titan when the sun starts expanding in 5 bill years

Edited by kelticwizard, 16 October 2012 - 02:25 AM.

[G.O.B.]

first off you and i used to be jetnation homies in the past, you know i am smarter than the average bear and if you deny this you are a liar sir.

second off i've known about Titan since I was a freshmen in high school in 2001....then in 2004 or 05 we sent a craft there and titan has been even more awesome ever since....even did a college report on humans going to Titan in my senior astronomy class.

third off....there is no third off. Go Jets. and please keep them streets of Royal Oak safe

[JohnnyHector]

Extra-terrestrials were looking to make contact, but after watching the JetNation Tailgate videos, they determined that there is no intelligent life on this planet.

[The Crusher]

I believe that will require...math.

Downside of no more CTM posting here. He could have the numbers by lunch. Sad sad day. JN limited to stay here on Earth.

[JetPotato]

i've pretty much given up hope that there is another planet where humans could walk without space suits unless creating our own building with oxygen being pumped in


i bet mankind moves to Titan when the sun starts expanding in 5 bill years

No way am I moving to a planet named after those fargin blue Jets uniforms

[Larz]

titan ?

beware the sirens and birds

[T0mShane]

We should totally invest 2 billy to get more pics of sweet rocks.

[Panzer Division Marduk]

Extra-terrestrials were looking to make contact, but after watching the JetNation Tailgate videos, they determined that there is no intelligent life on this planet.

I think they were more worried about the possibility of getting their parked spaceship stolen, and taken for a joyride through the local galaxies by some of said video stars.

[G.O.B.]

I think they were more worried about the possibility of getting their parked spaceship stolen, and taken for a joyride...

Even the aliens know to avoid Detroit, dude.

[Panzer Division Marduk]

Even the aliens know to avoid Detroit, dude.

You sure that's not where they dump their dregs, kind of like an alien version of transporting convicts to Australia?

"Qa'lorixi'an'frt7666, you destroyed four planets, committed multiple acts of mass destruction, and illegally parked in a no parking zone beside Barnard's Star, for these crimes, you shall face the ultimate sanction. You will be taken from this court, removed to the planet Earth, and shall spend the rest of your life in the area known as Detroit. May whatever deity you believe in have mercy on your soul."

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Planet with 7 suns discovered...scientists plan to name is Cromarte

[THE ILK]

Planet with 7 suns discovered...scientists plan to name is Cromarte

LOL

3 of his kids are the same age, not counting the twins.

Word on the street if you flirt with him on facebook he will fly you in from just about anywhere.

Ghetto bitches babies momma hand book page 3.

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rest in peace