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NEARLY USELESS FACTOID

By Jack Moore

In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, a San Diego criminal lawyer is warning that taking out one of the walking dead could result in criminal charges — for desecration of a corpse.

"A defense lawyer would most likely be able to fight the charges if you were acting in self defense, but if you killed the zombies when you were not in danger, you could be subject to charges," according to the lawyer.

(Source: Mental Floss)

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What about sex with a Zombie, does he cover that?

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What about sex with a Zombie, does he cover that?

if they are putting in just as much effort as you are, there is no way it is necophelia.

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What about sex with a Zombie, does he cover that?

if they are putting in just as much effort as you are, there is no way it is necophelia.

Still sounds like desecration of a corpse. Depends on if you are doing it right.

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Still sounds like desecration of a corpse. Depends on if you are doing it right.

Maybe it would be considered that for JIF, but I'm so tender with my corpses

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are we talking Night of the Living Dead zombies where you can take out the head or are we talking the Return of the Living Dead zombies that simply cannot be destroyed

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Here's hoping that lawyer finds himself out of the Safe Zone.

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What about sex with a Zombie, does he cover that?

I did that for 9 yeas during my first marriage. Way more expensive than any hooker.

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