NEARLY USELESS FACTOID
By Jack Moore
In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, a San Diego criminal lawyer is warning that taking out one of the walking dead could result in criminal charges — for desecration of a corpse.
"A defense lawyer would most likely be able to fight the charges if you were acting in self defense, but if you killed the zombies when you were not in danger, you could be subject to charges," according to the lawyer.
(Source: Mental Floss)
Be very careful Gato!
Started by #27TheDominator, Nov 02 2012 08:36 AM
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 03:51 PM
What about sex with a Zombie, does he cover that?
if they are putting in just as much effort as you are, there is no way it is necophelia.
Still sounds like desecration of a corpse. Depends on if you are doing it right.
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 04:45 PM
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 05:09 PM
are we talking Night of the Living Dead zombies where you can take out the head or are we talking the Return of the Living Dead zombies that simply cannot be destroyed
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Posted 03 November 2012 - 09:01 AM
Here's hoping that lawyer finds himself out of the Safe Zone.
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