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#1 T0mShane

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 08:21 AM

Happy birthday, Mark! Thanks for all your hard work over these past four years! You've been an inspiration to us all! Four playoff wins on the road is OMG historical. You really are awesome! Go Mark!
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 08:49 AM

I hope he plays well and the Jets win just to shut people up for a while.

It's too bad I have a feeling Bruce Irvin and company are going to murder him because the lack of a run game and offensive line that has taken a step or two back.
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#3 Larz

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 08:58 AM

great

this means pretty boy has been partying even more this week than usual
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 09:32 AM

great

this means pretty boy has been partying even more this week than usual


Or maybe he´s outdone himself and will be too hungover to even start the game? If he manage to start the game, maybe a well put sack on him will turn his stomach inside out..
I´ll bet my paycheck that he didn´t invite Tebow to the party, or at least that Tebow didn´t drink so he will be able to take the lead from now on.

Happy birthday Marky Mark!
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 09:46 AM

Happy BDay Mark, may your wishes come true and Tebow takes you out of your misery!
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 10:07 AM

Happy BDay Mark, may your wishes come true and Tebow takes you out of your misery!


I think you mean YOUR wishes.
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 10:09 AM

Happy birthday Mark. I hope you get gonorrhea after banging some seattle slut last night.
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#8 pointman

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 10:10 AM

For his birthday, I hope he gets a great seat for the game.
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 10:22 AM

happy BD now play like an experienced QB that has talent
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 10:26 AM

300 yards and 3 TD's is a nice birthday gift. That and keeping Tebow and his merry band of Tebowtwats on the bench.
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 10:31 AM

300 yards and 3 TD's is a nice birthday gift. That and keeping Tebow and his merry band of Tebowtwats on the bench.

You think Russell Wilson will get Mark all that for his birthday? Generous guy!
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 10:34 AM

You think Russell Wilson will get Mark all that for his birthday? Generous guy!


Doesn't matter anyway. Everyone is gone after the season anyway.
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 10:38 AM

I think you mean YOUR wishes.


No. His wishes. He doesnt want it anymore. He wishes Tim would just take this franchise to promise land.
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 10:51 AM

No. His wishes. He doesnt want it anymore. He wishes Tim would just take this franchise to promise land.


Right. You know the inner thoughts of Sanchez. You're so wise.
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 10:58 AM

Right. You know the inner thoughts of Sanchez. You're so wise.


rainbows and unicorns man is all sanchez is thinking about

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#16 pointman

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 11:48 AM

Doesn't matter anyway. Everyone is gone after the season anyway.

Everyone? Except Sanchez right?
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 01:19 PM

Happy birthday, Mark! Thanks for all your hard work over these past four years! You've been an inspiration to us all! Four playoff wins on the road is OMG historical. You really are awesome! Go Mark!


Even more awesome than the time Big Ben Bathroom Raped You?
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 01:41 PM

Everyone? Except Sanchez right?


Sanchez, Rex, Tannenbaum,Holmes, Pace, Bart, Tebow, Greene. Unless this team somehow miraculously turns things around I would toss them all out and start from scratch.
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 01:43 PM

Sanchez, Rex, Tannenbaum,Holmes, Pace, Bart, Tebow, Greene. Unless this team somehow miraculously turns things around I would toss them all out and start from scratch.

Its what we would all do. But you give this franchise too much credit. No way it has that common sense. Mark is here at least another season.
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 01:53 PM

Is that what I would do ? Hell yeah...Look at this team right now

1) You have a QB who is at his best innaccurate 50% of time. Your backup QB is worse
2) You pride yourself on being "Ground and Pound" but your RB's suck
3) You have WR's who get very little if any seperation. Not good mix if both your QB's are innacurate
4) Your DL gets very little pressure on the QB
5) Slow LB'ers

and then to top it off when you are in a game against a New England the CS makes dumb calls like calling a slant on 3 and 1 from the 3. Isn't that what Tebow is for ?

There is no hope, this season for this team. Hopefully Woody sees that and pulls the plug and brings in a GM that knows how to build a football team.
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Posted 11 November 2012 - 02:01 PM

Sanchez, Rex, Tannenbaum,Holmes, Pace, Bart, Tebow, Greene. Unless this team somehow miraculously turns things around I would toss them all out and start from scratch.


Unfortunately there is a salary cap and there is no way most of that happens.
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