Blackout Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Garb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 I have no doubt that JiF would be a pathetic, suburban frat-boy biatch who would drop from the first open-hand pimp-slap across the cheek that would knock off his pre-aged Abercrombie and Fitch sun visor. Pretty sure Jaded Green is the Gilgo Beach murderer. GOB would go all kinds of Bad Lieutenanf on you. Probably the last person I'd fight would be RJF. Not only does he box, but you'd also have to pause between rounds to look up his trash-talk in the OED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 I have no doubt that JiF would be a pathetic, suburban frat-boy biatch who would drop from the first open-hand pimp-slap across the cheek that would knock off his pre-aged Abercrombie and Fitch sun visor. Pretty sure Jaded Green is the Gilgo Beach murderer. GOB would go all kinds of Bad Lieutenanf on you. Probably the last person I'd fight would be RJF. Not only does he box, but you'd also have to pause between rounds to look up his trash-talk in the OED. You want in? http://www.bungersurf.com/Bunger_Surfcam/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 T0mShane is a program that can be uploaded into many types of modern weapons and weaponized drones, so I would not fight him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 I would also like to fight Leelou, Lily, Nanootz, Courtney, Verde and at least 5 other female posters all at the same time. In Jello. My money is on Verde. She takes care of herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 yeah if we had a time machine Crusher would be the last person I'd want to fight. it's not 1989 though. I feel like at this point I could slide in, throw a couple jabs, and retreat to safety. Rinse, repeat until he was too tired to move. You on the other hand would no doubt be the easiest ass I've ever kicked. Gata would kick your ass from here to Sunday. Your greatest weapon is that gash on your face all this jabba jabba pours out of... I invite your limp wristed punches to shatter upon my jaw as my unwavering smile beams with classic all-American, non-Mexican good looks laughing at your feeble nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 My money is on Verde. She takes care of herself. Oh, even a loss would be a win for me in this case, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 I know the professor is a boxer, but I don't know the weight class. I'm not afraid to get my ass kicked, that's happened plenty of times. Rutgers seems to have some form of code of honor, so I think the worst I would receive is an old school beating. Mick on the other hand seems more likely to gouge out an eyeball or bite off my nose in addition to kicking my ass. Duane seems like a friendly guy, but isn't he a big biker dude? Also might be big trouble in addition to Crusher and the usual suspects. Nobody is afraid of AAA baseball players? They are professional athletes. It's funny how things get wildly exaggerated on the Internet. I'm only 6'5". You're just saying that. 6'5" to 6'6" is the difference between tall guy and freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 fighting. is that a thing people do these days? this is America, thought everyone just shot each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 fighting. is that a thing people do these days? this is America, thought everyone just shot each other. bullets economy get the picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 T0mShane is a program that can be uploaded into many types of modern weapons and weaponized drones, so I would not fight him. Just put on a Steelers jersey, and watch him run for his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Just put on a Steelers jersey, and watch him run for his life. MYTHOLOGY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybroome Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Oh puhlease... I'd fight any one of you metrosexual city boys. Facing Justin Beiber strikes more fear in my heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 You haven't seen my lobotomizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybroome Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 You haven't seen my lobotomizer. Didn't you use that on Jif already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 You said puhlease lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 I have no doubt that JiF would be a pathetic, suburban frat-boy biatch who would drop from the first open-hand pimp-slap across the cheek that would knock off his pre-aged Abercrombie and Fitch sun visor. Pretty sure Jaded Green is the Gilgo Beach murderer. GOB would go all kinds of Bad Lieutenanf on you. Probably the last person I'd fight would be RJF. Not only does he box, but you'd also have to pause between rounds to look up his trash-talk in the OED. That is funny. We had a fight once and I kept having to look up your trash talk in the urban dictionary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Oh puhlease... I'd fight any one of you metrosexual city boys. Facing Justin Beiber strikes more fear in my heart. Afraid he'll notice your boner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 I have no doubt that JiF would be a pathetic, suburban frat-boy biatch who would drop from the first open-hand pimp-slap across the cheek that would knock off his pre-aged Abercrombie and Fitch sun visor. Pretty sure Jaded Green is the Gilgo Beach murderer. GOB would go all kinds of Bad Lieutenanf on you. Probably the last person I'd fight would be RJF. Not only does he box, but you'd also have to pause between rounds to look up his trash-talk in the OED. I'd bash your face in with the trucks of my skateboard for calling me a frat boy. You'd cry and offer a bj for truths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I'm an eater not a fighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I'm an eater not a fighter. But if you had to, you'd throw down, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 But if you had to, you'd throw down, no? Absolutely not. I would hug it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Absolutely not. I would hug it out. ......Which would crush most mortal men. Hence my point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Your greatest weapon is that gash on your face all this jabba jabba pours out of... I invite your limp wristed punches to shatter upon my jaw as my unwavering smile beams with classic all-American, non-Mexican good looks laughing at your feeble nature. I've met Pac. Hands down the least intimidating person in the world. He's a 5'5 chubby mexican. He'd be winded after the first punch and would easily get knocked out by the swoosh created by a fist flying by his face. Basically, you could totally whiff and still knock him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I've met Pac. Hands down the least intimidating person in the world. He's a 5'5 chubby mexican. He'd be winded after the first punch and would easily get knocked out by the swoosh created by a fist flying by his face. Basically, you could totally whiff and still knock him out. Pacs brother > Pac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Pacs brother > Pac Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 I could fight anyone from behind the comforts of my laptop. Anyone! But in real life I would run as fast as i could (which is not saying a lot) at the first sign of conflict. That's because i got extremely superior self-preservation instinct. So if you have anger issues, get frequently into bar fights, like to bully people and are like 6'3" and over with a Hulk like build please let me know. I will tolerate your BS as boneheaded as it might be till my inevitable banning. Thank You! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted November 21, 2012 Author Share Posted November 21, 2012 I've met Pac. Hands down the least intimidating person in the world. He's a 5'5 chubby mexican. He'd be winded after the first punch and would easily get knocked out by the swoosh created by a fist flying by his face. Basically, you could totally whiff and still knock him out. 6'0 and Puerto Rican but close. Despite your many posts to the contrary, you have the muscle tone of a 14 year old girl and your exagerrated tales of braving the surf are a bunch of crap. Everyone knows that Jacksonville FL is not exactly the surfers mecca. Standing on a board in the ocean and flapping your arms wildly does not make you a surfer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 6'0 and Puerto Rican but close. Despite your many posts to the contrary, you have the muscle tone of a 14 year old girl and your exagerrated tales of braving the surf are a bunch of crap. Everyone knows that Jacksonville FL is not exactly the surfers mecca. Standing on a board in the ocean and flapping your arms wildly does not make you a surfer. Haha. So true. Some fun ones out there today though. Just waiting for the my homey and headed to the Poles. http://911surfreport.com/2012/11/21/wednesday-645-am-update/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 6'0 and Puerto Rican but close. Despite your many posts to the contrary, you have the muscle tone of a 14 year old girl and your exagerrated tales of braving the surf are a bunch of crap. Everyone knows that Jacksonville FL is not exactly the surfers mecca. Standing on a board in the ocean and flapping your arms wildly does not make you a surfer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 LMFAO - I wish I had style like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 I could fight anyone from behind the comforts of my laptop. Anyone! But in real life I would run as fast as i could (which is not saying a lot) at the first sign of conflict. That's because i got extremely superior self-preservation instinct. So if you have anger issues, get frequently into bar fights, like to bully people and are like 6'3" and over with a Hulk like build please let me know. I will tolerate your BS as boneheaded as it might be till my inevitable banning. Thank You! This is the JN equivalent to If you like pina coladas, you should get allot of dates out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 LMFAO - I wish I had style like that... You'd rather be sliding down the bat pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 You'd rather be sliding down the bat pole. I am Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 This is the JN equivalent to If you like pina coladas, you should get allot of dates out of it. Huh ? I thought that song was about cheating on the sly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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