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#1 kelly

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 09:46 AM

Who Should Be the Jets' Next Mascot ?

The Jets lost a piece of their collective identity recently when "Fireman Ed"—Ed Anzalone, the fan renowned for leading the "J-E-T-S, JETS-JETS-JETS!" chants at Jets home games—announced that he was retiring from his unofficial role as the team's head cheerleader.Since the Jets are in the market for a new superfan to keep enthusiasm high at MetLife MET -0.80% Stadium (no easy task, for sure), here are a few recommendations :

Wildcat Tim

Has gained extensive and valuable experience in cheering on and lending support to Jets players and coaches this season. Would bring requisite sincerity, enthusiasm and spiritual devotion to the position. Versatility would allow him to lead "J-E-T-S" chant and orchestrate crowd in singing "New York, New York"—but only two or three times a game. Has exhibited willingness to sit through long stretches of games while shirtless.

Tuna Bill

Would supplement team's fan base by buying season tickets for Curtis Martin, Vinny Testaverde, Maurice Carthon, Keith Byars and so on. Would make any fan who didn't participate in "J-E-T-S" chant run gassers at halftime. Potential complication: Based on his quote, "You are what your record says you are," might change chant to reflect state of team: "FOUR-AND-SEV-VEN, JETS!

Broadway Joe

Has honed public-speaking and performance skills through work on "Monday Night Football," "The Love Boat" and "Fantasy Island." Has popular Twitter account and could post critiques of Mark Sanchez after each interception. Would remind Jets fans of a time when the franchise could be brash and bold and actually back it up. Would also remind Jets fans of a time when a man could wear pantyhose without fear of reprisal.

Coach Richie

Brooklyn native would deliver chant and cheers with appropriate New York accent. Coached Jets to four victories over two years in mid-1990s, so he would greet any season of five wins or more with unfettered joy. Also served as Philadelphia Eagles coach for four years, giving him deeper understanding for and appreciation of the negative atmosphere that can surround an NFL franchise.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 09:47 AM

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 09:49 AM

Tom Shane and Maxman team up to be Jets mascots-gay pride
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 09:49 AM

How about Dorothy and the tinman ?
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 09:52 AM

Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich. Let the fans vote.


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Posted 28 November 2012 - 09:54 AM

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 09:56 AM

Green Jets & Ham
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 09:57 AM

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 10:02 AM

I'll do it.
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 10:03 AM

How about Dorothy and the tinman ?

how 'bout...
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 10:18 AM

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 10:19 AM

The guy that does the voice for elmo!!!!
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 10:20 AM

ok...okay,...i'll do it....

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 10:26 AM

Only one choice; he's tanned, he's rested, he's ready. And he's probably sitll got a lot of green clothing and hats and stuff-

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 10:39 AM

hey , any of you guys have Vernon Gholston's phone # ? ?...

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 10:44 AM

I thought Rex, or Foreman Ed were our Mascot?

Get a hot chick. Then I might watch the team next year win 2 games......
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:01 AM

~ ~ for the guys who like red-heads...
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:14 AM

... & the winner is -

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:22 AM

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:33 AM

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:38 AM

Scratch that foot. Too happy.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:39 AM

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:48 AM

What was the name of Nicholas Cage's character in leaving Las Vegas?
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:55 AM

How about a double ass horse costume?
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