kelly Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Who Should Be the Jets' Next Mascot ? The Jets lost a piece of their collective identity recently when "Fireman Ed"—Ed Anzalone, the fan renowned for leading the "J-E-T-S, JETS-JETS-JETS!" chants at Jets home games—announced that he was retiring from his unofficial role as the team's head cheerleader.Since the Jets are in the market for a new superfan to keep enthusiasm high at MetLife MET -0.80% Stadium (no easy task, for sure), here are a few recommendations : Wildcat Tim Has gained extensive and valuable experience in cheering on and lending support to Jets players and coaches this season. Would bring requisite sincerity, enthusiasm and spiritual devotion to the position. Versatility would allow him to lead "J-E-T-S" chant and orchestrate crowd in singing "New York, New York"—but only two or three times a game. Has exhibited willingness to sit through long stretches of games while shirtless. Tuna Bill Would supplement team's fan base by buying season tickets for Curtis Martin, Vinny Testaverde, Maurice Carthon, Keith Byars and so on. Would make any fan who didn't participate in "J-E-T-S" chant run gassers at halftime. Potential complication: Based on his quote, "You are what your record says you are," might change chant to reflect state of team: "FOUR-AND-SEV-VEN, JETS! Broadway Joe Has honed public-speaking and performance skills through work on "Monday Night Football," "The Love Boat" and "Fantasy Island." Has popular Twitter account and could post critiques of Mark Sanchez after each interception. Would remind Jets fans of a time when the franchise could be brash and bold and actually back it up. Would also remind Jets fans of a time when a man could wear pantyhose without fear of reprisal. Coach Richie Brooklyn native would deliver chant and cheers with appropriate New York accent. Coached Jets to four victories over two years in mid-1990s, so he would greet any season of five wins or more with unfettered joy. Also served as Philadelphia Eagles coach for four years, giving him deeper understanding for and appreciation of the negative atmosphere that can surround an NFL franchise. > http://online.wsj.co...SJ_topics_obama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 :akf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Tom Shane and Maxman team up to be Jets mascots-gay pride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsouth Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 How about Dorothy and the tinman ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich. Let the fans vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Emo Phillips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Green Jets & Ham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Phil Connors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I'll do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 How about Dorothy and the tinman ? how 'bout... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 :akf: WINNER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodeawhodat Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 The guy that does the voice for elmo!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 ok...okay,...i'll do it.... cheers ~ ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Only one choice; he's tanned, he's rested, he's ready. And he's probably sitll got a lot of green clothing and hats and stuff- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 hey , any of you guys have Vernon Gholston's phone # ? ?... ~ ~ aren't we still payin' him ? ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDynamite Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I thought Rex, or Foreman Ed were our Mascot? Get a hot chick. Then I might watch the team next year win 2 games...... BD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 ~ ~ for the guys who like red-heads... ....he's been " workin' out " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 ... & the winner is - cheers ~ ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Put me in coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Scratch that foot. Too happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 What was the name of Nicholas Cage's character in leaving Las Vegas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 How about a double ass horse costume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Dirk Diggler, AFTER he quits doing porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Hellllo, I'm here guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Captain Jet in person is a disturbed sweaty mess of a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Hellllo, I'm here guys. 1 ass down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 BleedinGreen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 BleedinGreen? you can't expect him to multitask as both JN captain and mascot. I'm WIDE open in the back of the end zone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 you can't expect him to multitask as both JN captain and mascot. I'm WIDE open in the back of the end zone! But you're black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Captain Jet in person is a disturbed sweaty mess of a man. you can stop campaigning for him. He's already the clear cut favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 But you're black. and awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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