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Tidbits of Info all Jet fans should know...


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#1. Manish Mehta wrote the article stating the Jets were going to explore trading Mark Sanchez...yes but we all knew this would happen anyway no? Anyone could've written that in the paper, because even if they don't trade him he'll say "well I said they were going to try."

#2. The Michael Vick to Jets stuff will NOT happen. Don't get worried about this because it wont happen. Age, health and pure inconsistency will keep him far away from here. As dumb at the FO has been, they will NOT bring a guy like that into New York.

#3. The Jets PRIMETIME record under Rex Ryan is 7-7. In the 7 losses they've lost by a combined 104 points, an average of 14.8 points per defeat. TWICE by more than 30 points...embarrassing huh?

#4. Tim Tebow can get cut at the end of this season for between 1-1.5 million all depending on how much the Jets have been sending to the Broncos every week as salary advance. He was owed 2.5 million yes, but they've paid it off weekly to the Broncos so left over will probably be 1-1.25 million (Thanks Dennis Agapito for this information)

Feel free to add on if you have an interesting stat...

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Good stuff.

I will add...

#5. I hate this ****ing team.

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#6. Santonio Holmes is actually nine inches as opposed to the eight and a half previously reported.

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#7 Rex Ryan is a fat lying twat and the Jets are the laughing stock of the western world...

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#8 Sanchez will be on The Bachelor before he has a season he throws twice as many TD's as pics.

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#9 I am getting Sanchez a gift card for Ruby Tuesday.

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#10 Sanchez laughs his way to the bank as JETS fans still suffer from 40 plus years of heartburn.

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The Jets owe Denver $1,531,875 next season for Tebow. If they trade him that should pass on to the team that acquires him. Most likely the Jets eat the cost

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12. Woody Johnson has already agreed to bring the trifecta of Rex Ryan, Mike Tannenbaum, and Mark Sanchez back for the 2013 season to give it another try.

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#13 Rex Ryan really did have a secret sensai, it was a guy he met at a bus stop once that claimed he was Vince Lombardi's illegitimate son. The relationship was discovered and subsequently buried when the sensai callled Ryan collect from the 2nd precinct jail.

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#14. That there's a direct correlation to the amount of times one says "they're never going to watch the Jets play another snap" and the amount of time they spend talking about the Jets, on a Jets forum.

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#666. The NY Jets are the devil.

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I don't know. Mike Vick could sell some tickets. Maybe.

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#666. The NY Jets are the devil.

# 15 JiF's still gay.

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# 15 JiF's still gay.

#16 was the age of Sanchez's girlfriend....

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#17 There are 17 items in this list, only 33 more to go to get to the amount of turnovers Sanchez has had in his last 2 seasons.

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#18 on the list of BFs Eva had in one month prior to Sanchez....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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#19 Tebow clearly has ugly feet.

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#20 We were all duped into becoming Jets fans. This is payback for something bad we did in a previous life. Reincarnation is the only way out of this.

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#21 The world will end tomorrow, amazingly only the Jets will be spared, and they'll still manage to f**k everything up royally.

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#6. Santonio Holmes is actually nine inches as opposed to the eight and a half previously reported.

it's a little weird that this post made you think about santonio holmes' penis.....just sayin

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it's a little weird that this post made you think about santonio holmes' penis.....just sayin

Even weirder that I used my own measurements.

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#16 was the age of Sanchez's girlfriend....

:rl:

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:rl:

I made myself laugh on that!

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