Rjpickett21 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #1. Manish Mehta wrote the article stating the Jets were going to explore trading Mark Sanchez...yes but we all knew this would happen anyway no? Anyone could've written that in the paper, because even if they don't trade him he'll say "well I said they were going to try." #2. The Michael Vick to Jets stuff will NOT happen. Don't get worried about this because it wont happen. Age, health and pure inconsistency will keep him far away from here. As dumb at the FO has been, they will NOT bring a guy like that into New York. #3. The Jets PRIMETIME record under Rex Ryan is 7-7. In the 7 losses they've lost by a combined 104 points, an average of 14.8 points per defeat. TWICE by more than 30 points...embarrassing huh? #4. Tim Tebow can get cut at the end of this season for between 1-1.5 million all depending on how much the Jets have been sending to the Broncos every week as salary advance. He was owed 2.5 million yes, but they've paid it off weekly to the Broncos so left over will probably be 1-1.25 million (Thanks Dennis Agapito for this information) Feel free to add on if you have an interesting stat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Good stuff. I will add... #5. I hate this ****ing team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #6. Santonio Holmes is actually nine inches as opposed to the eight and a half previously reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny utah Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #7 Rex Ryan is a fat lying twat and the Jets are the laughing stock of the western world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #8 Sanchez will be on The Bachelor before he has a season he throws twice as many TD's as pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #9 I am getting Sanchez a gift card for Ruby Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #10 Sanchez laughs his way to the bank as JETS fans still suffer from 40 plus years of heartburn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason423 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 The Jets owe Denver $1,531,875 next season for Tebow. If they trade him that should pass on to the team that acquires him. Most likely the Jets eat the cost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmd71 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 12. Woody Johnson has already agreed to bring the trifecta of Rex Ryan, Mike Tannenbaum, and Mark Sanchez back for the 2013 season to give it another try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsouth Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #13 Rex Ryan really did have a secret sensai, it was a guy he met at a bus stop once that claimed he was Vince Lombardi's illegitimate son. The relationship was discovered and subsequently buried when the sensai callled Ryan collect from the 2nd precinct jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #14. That there's a direct correlation to the amount of times one says "they're never going to watch the Jets play another snap" and the amount of time they spend talking about the Jets, on a Jets forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #666. The NY Jets are the devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I don't know. Mike Vick could sell some tickets. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #666. The NY Jets are the devil. # 15 JiF's still gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 # 15 JiF's still gay. #16 was the age of Sanchez's girlfriend.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #17 There are 17 items in this list, only 33 more to go to get to the amount of turnovers Sanchez has had in his last 2 seasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #18 on the list of BFs Eva had in one month prior to Sanchez....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehands Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #19 Tebow clearly has ugly feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfilippone Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #20 We were all duped into becoming Jets fans. This is payback for something bad we did in a previous life. Reincarnation is the only way out of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 #21 The world will end tomorrow, amazingly only the Jets will be spared, and they'll still manage to f**k everything up royally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 #6. Santonio Holmes is actually nine inches as opposed to the eight and a half previously reported. it's a little weird that this post made you think about santonio holmes' penis.....just sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 it's a little weird that this post made you think about santonio holmes' penis.....just sayin Even weirder that I used my own measurements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 #16 was the age of Sanchez's girlfriend.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I made myself laugh on that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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