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#1 Jet27

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 11:42 AM

#1, So I could hear Chris Collingsworth say Micheal Vick 250 times on Sunday night football before halftime.
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#2 Blackout

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 04:54 PM

#2 we are a circus
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 05:17 PM

3. Mark Sanchez is part canine.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 05:19 PM

4. Rex is more of a dog's name, than a coaches name.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 05:26 PM

4. Rex is more of a dog's name, than a coaches name.


Crap. This is far better than my lame joke.

A-hole.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 05:46 PM

#5 He's the Antitebow. It's called balance.

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 06:12 PM

Vic = Jet

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Me no longer a Jet fan.

I may actually be able to break This 35 year curse once and for all
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 06:22 PM

I just wasted 33 seconds opening this thread....
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#9 Kleckineau

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 06:28 PM

6) Just like Tebow, Woody may see signing this turd as a means of selling tix.
Hey, Woody has alot of connections in NYC. Maybe he can help Vick rehab his image and get him a gig at the AKC Westminster dog show they have at MSG. He can scoop sh!t.
I would rather see Brunell or Clemens back on the team than this loser.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 06:45 PM

#7 Because Vick+Jets=Superbowl. A comment that Rex Ryan will soon make.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:32 PM

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:00 PM

As much as we'd like to think this is a joke, knowing Woody and his need for green and publicity, it might be a big possibility.
Suddenly the Jets are back in the news. Will Vick be able to capture former glory? Will the Jets win with Vick. What's the circus going to be like next year? It's a never ending cycle of madness with this team. And it's never good madness.

I really hope it doesn't happen, but the more you really think about it, it is a move Woody would make.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:40 PM

#9. Rex is stressing ball control next year.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:46 PM

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 09:18 PM

As much as we'd like to think this is a joke, knowing Woody and his need for green and publicity, it might be a big possibility.
Suddenly the Jets are back in the news. Will Vick be able to capture former glory? Will the Jets win with Vick. What's the circus going to be like next year? It's a never ending cycle of madness with this team. And it's never good madness.

I really hope it doesn't happen, but the more you really think about it, it is a move Woody would make.


I hope Woody that stupid prick, wakes the f up
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 11:35 PM

I hope Woody that stupid prick, wakes the f up


As a fan, that's all you can hope for. That, or he sells the team.

If a guy like Dan Snyder can start to figure it out, maybe there's hope for Woody. He needs to find the right guy to run the show, throw him the keys, and let him run it. It's not rocket science. The teams that are consistently good are the ones that build thru the draft - the exact opposite of the way his guy tries to build a team.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 11:37 PM

Because it's a process and this makes as much sense as anything else we do
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 11:55 PM

14. Vick has pretty feet.
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