JustInFudge Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Scene 1 of Big Fan: Part Deux, Fan Harder (Pac stands behind fence as Mark Sanchez exits stadium after career ending season) Pac: "MARK! MARK! I CAN TAKE YOU AND THE GUYS OUT FOR BLIZZARDS AND FLURRIES IF THAT'S SOMETHING YOU GUYS ARE INTERESTED IN! I'M PROUD OF YOU!!" ha! Its hard to turn down a blizzard though. Extra Snickers. Look out!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Schroy Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 How do you know? They never played Tebow Good. He sux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 No doubt. My nephew has a participation ribbon on his wall. I was killing my brother with you're son has a ribbon for sucking on his wall. lulz. The pussification of america at its best. So you're telling me my 6th grade perfect attendance award is MEANINGLESS? You son of a bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 And how about those home games against Miami, San Francisco, and New England where we competed really hard? Oh wait, sh*t. and you. so it's ok to use the Jet performance against the Titans when talking about how good the Bills are, but it's not ok to talk about past Jet performances when talking about how good they are? yeah, ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Jokes aside I hate that crap.. Participation trophies are part of the reason todays kids are ill equipped to handle shortcomings in the workplace. They don't know how to deal with failure. Yes, that's it. Not cutbacks and diminished emphases on mathematics and sciences. Not at all. It's the participation ribbons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 and you. so it's ok to use the Jet performance against the Titans when talking about how good the Bills are, but it's not ok to talk about past Jet performances when talking about how good they are? yeah, ok. How good the Bills or Jets are? Lol. The Bills are awful. We're awful. Accept it, move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Maybe they're close to bonus $$$ having to be paid out for playing time etc for Tebow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Yes, that's it. Not cutbacks and diminished emphases on mathematics and sciences. Not at all. It's the participation ribbons. you forgot the emphases on spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 you forgot the emphases on spelling. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/emphases Go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 http://dictionary.re...browse/emphases Go on. you got me. any guy that knows the plural of emphasis is emphaseeees is clearly a bad ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 No doubt. My nephew has a participation ribbon on his wall. I was killing my brother with you're son has a ribbon for sucking on his wall. lulz. The pussification of america at its best. WTF. Your brother is the Rex Ryan of fathers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Jokes aside I hate that crap.. Participation trophies are part of the reason todays kids are ill equipped to handle shortcomings in the workplace. They don't know how to deal with failure. I don't buy this at all. You have been the mother hen of underperforming players and posters for years now. There's 1000's of your own written words that indicate you are exactly the kind of gal that gives out participation trophies. Last I heard you were trying to get penningtons # retired for being a good competitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 you got me. any guy that knows the plural of emphasis is emphaseeees is clearly a bad ass. Thanks for playing. Loohoo-se-her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 WTF. Your brother is the Rex Ryan of fathers. In my brothers defense, the cute little guy put it on the wall himself. Its extra funny because my brother suffers from ex-High School QB syndrome, badly. So seeing a participation ribbon on his son's wall was just ammo for me and my other brother to harrass him for the entire holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 I'm calling shenanigans on this one actually. This seems like the easy answer, but it's probably because if Tebow were to go out and play remotely well, the backlash from the fans and media would be pretty, pretty, really bad. Bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 I don't buy this at all. You have been the mother hen of underperforming players and posters for years now. There's 1000's of your own written words that indicate you are exactly the kind of gal that gives out participation trophies. Last I heard you were trying to get penningtons # retired for being a good competitor JN, my stalker. My stalker, JN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignatius del Sol Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 this is why I support a tanny firing but not a rex firing. They're all getting canned so Tannenbaum and Rex are giving Sanchez one last shot to audition for a backup job somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignatius del Sol Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 JN, my stalker. My stalker, JN. Chan has a nemesis now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 you got me. any guy that knows the plural of emphasis is emphaseeees is clearly a bad ass. lolz ya knowledge is totes gay bruh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Chan has a nemesis now? AKA Societal Standards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Chan has a nemesis now? Other than his wife I'm the only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 is anyone really that upset Sanchez is starting? game's meaningless. Buffalo is awful. Jets are slightly less awful. Jets repeatedly shoot selves in foot. why would this pattern start changing now? same sh*t, different season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 It's a level of cowardice not witnessed since Sgt. Slaughter aligned himself with The Iron Sheik. This makes me realize how old I am and how much time you spent in front of a TV as a lad. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 I don't buy this at all. You have been the mother hen of underperforming players and posters for years now. There's 1000's of your own written words that indicate you are exactly the kind of gal that gives out participation trophies. Last I heard you were trying to get penningtons # retired for being a good competitor Agreed. Pac is the Dad yelling good cut son, "When the ball is 10 feet over the kids head." Pac is ruining our youth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Other than his wife I'm the only one. I thought you were a Mexican Hairless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Oh sh*t. I missed the geek fight! For the record I never got any participation trophies, but I did suffer from diminished emphases on math and science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro55 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 is anyone really that upset Sanchez is starting? game's meaningless. Buffalo is awful. Jets are slightly less awful. Jets repeatedly shoot selves in foot. why would this pattern start changing now? same sh*t, different season. The lasting images anybody has of Sanchez is the butt fumble and 5 turnovers against a bad team on MNF. Nobody in their right mind would try and start him again. Now we get one of those, "I told you Sanchez can be a great QB" games where the Jets win 31-17 and Sanchez throws 3 TDs. Hell, even if the Jets lose and Sanchez plays well, it becomes an excuse to start Sanchez next year. He is owed a lot of money, so any excuse to start him next year is a bad bad sign. I'd rather they start over now instead of wasting more years. The Jets always waste years. This is the kind of game where Sanchez proves he should be the starter for the NY Jets next year. We all know he shouldn't, but this is what happens with NY Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 I thought you were a Mexican Hairless? Is that like a Cleveland Steamer or something? I don't speak lummox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Is that like a Cleveland Steamer or something? I don't speak lummox. No it's a dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetNation Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 The starting reign for New York Jets QB Greg McElroy lasted all of one week. After being sacked 11 times in the loss to the San Diego Chargers, it was announced that Greg McElroy would not start this Sunday because he has a concussion. That means that Mark Sanchez is back as the starting QB this week. Brian Costello of the NY Post wrote: Ryan began his news conference by saying, “You’re not going to believe this one.” He then described the scene of McElroy and trainer John Mellody coming to his office around 9:30 Thursday morning to tell him that McElroy had not told the trainers he was experiencing any symptoms of a concussion after Sunday’s 27-17 loss to the Chargers. McElroy was sacked 11 times in the game and suffered an abdominal injury. McElroy had not undergone concussion tests when Ryan spoke to the media, but the coach was convinced McElroy could not play this week. The writing was already on the wall for Tim Tebow, this further cements his fate. Look for the Jets to part ways with Tebow after the season ends. For Mark Sanchez he has one last shot, although what this shot could prove is debatable. That is how bad this season has been for Sanchez and the Jets offense. We will leave further discussion on that topic to the offseason and leave you with one last note. In the week one matchup against the Bills, Sanchez completed 70.4% of his passes and had a QB rating of 123.4 with 3 touchdowns. The wheels certainly fell off after that, but we will see if Mark can end the season the way he started it. Follow Me:View the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtnj18 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I"m not even reading all 978 negative responses to this thread. I KNEW this was going to happen. Rex loves Mark. Mark will probably start next year b/c Holmes will be back, Braylon will be signed, Sparano will be gone, and yea - Rex loves Mark. If you didn't see this coming then I don't know what to tell you. ....okay, bring on the hate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I"m not even reading all 978 negative responses to this thread. I KNEW this was going to happen. Rex loves Mark. Mark will probably start next year b/c Holmes will be back, Braylon will be signed, Sparano will be gone, and yea - Rex loves Mark. If you didn't see this coming then I don't know what to tell you. ....okay, bring on the hate You need to start watching Dolph Lundgren movies or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 You need to start watching Dolph Lundgren movies or something. if he dies, he dies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack48 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I just do not believe something like this right out of the blue. This team is a sham. It is okay for Mark to start if he is on the road. Otherwise, he might lose his confidence in the off season if he is benched the last game. Boo hoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I just do not believe something like this right out of the blue. This team is a sham. It is okay for Mark to start if he is on the road. Otherwise, he might lose his confidence in the off season if he is benched the last game. Boo hoo. there's a ton of truth in this statement. I don't want to believe that Rex has 100% full control of who he plays at QB and when. It's possible all this QB drama is above his pay grade (and since they all stink he doesn't have a real preference). either way this situation can be boiled down to simple instructions, don't play Tebow too much, don't play Mark at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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