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- Hire Brandon Hunt of the Steelers as the GM. Surprise Bill Polian hire as "special advisor."

- Lure Bill Cowher or Kirk Ferentz (preferably Ferentz) to the HC job. Or ossibly even just keep Rex.

- Whisenhunt as the OC.

- Pettine at DC.

- Cut Pace (resign to smaller deal), Scott, B. Moore, Slauson, E. Smith, other cuttables, Tebow, and Sanchez.

- Cromartie to the Steelers for a first and a 2014 1st.

- Harris to the Cardinals for a 4th.

- Pouha to the Rams for a 5th.

- McNabb out of forced reitrement for a year.

- Steve Jackson.

- Andre Smith on a "hey remember everyone he's fat" contract.

- Resign Keller for a good price.

- Antwan Barnes/Tavares Gooden on low commit deals.

- Byrd or Moore as a FA. //end scene on big money FA spenidng

Draft:

9: Damontre Moore DE/OLB

17: Tyler Wilson QB Arkansas

2nd: Jonathan Cooper G

3rd: Larry Warford G

4th: Jesse Williams DT/NT

5th: Tyrann Matieu CB (can this even happen?) - Brandon McGee

5th: Branden Smith CB

6: Michael Williams TE

QB: McNabb, Wilson, McElroy

RB: Jackson, Powell, Lattimore

TE: Keller, Cumberland, Williams

WR: Holmes, Edwards, Kerley, Hill

OL: DBrick

OL: Cooper

OL: Mangold

OL: Jackson

OL: Smith

OL: Someone cheap

DE: Wilkerson, Coples, Moore

DT: Wilkerson, Coples, Ellis, Williams

LB: Moore, Pace, Davis, Barnes, Gooden

CB: Revis, Wilson, Matthieu/McGee, Smith, etc?

S: Moore/Byrd, Bell (cheap), Bush, Allan

How unrealistic are we looking here? Really really unrealistic? Potential to be a top 8 team?

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woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head

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Whisenhunt's getting the head gig in Buffalo. Good to see you're already constructing a contrarian narrative on the GM search though.

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Cut Sanchez and trade Harris and you'll have about 0 cap room to do anything.

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Whisenhunt's getting the head gig in Buffalo. Good to see you're already constructing a contrarian narrative on the GM search though.

Was it a good choice of Football Man?

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Cut Sanchez and trade Harris and you'll have about 0 cap room to do anything.

You have -4 cap room.

I should probably find out what moves save the most money. Anyone with a link?

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You wouldn't change one thing about our WR group?

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I did. I got them a QB and Holmes should be healthy.

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Did that just say that they were getting two 1st round draft picks from the Steelers?

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I didn't make it all the way down the list, but isn't Pouha is UFA? And two #1's for Cro? I quit after that.

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Did that just say that they were getting two 1st round draft picks from the Steelers?

One would be a pretty solid deal.

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chunky soup donovan mcnabb out of retirement doesn't make the Jets better

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chunky soup donovan mcnabb out of retirement doesn't make the Jets better

Seriously. I can't imagine McNabb, who had conditioning problems when he actually played, staying in shape to "come out of retirement". He'd weigh 275 coming into camp.

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Hey man...you never know. There's no one to trade for except Palmer/Rivers maybe, and the 17th pick is a QB.

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Did that just say that they were getting two 1st round draft picks from the Steelers?

Yeah, I went to clean my glasses when I read that one. Then I realized I don't wear glasses and that the OP probably just does a lot of drugs.. really good ones or really crappy ones.
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Losing Slauson is a scary thought. Vlad as his replacement? Whoever our QB is, is going to get killed. Wayne Hunter style.

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Seriously. I can't imagine McNabb, who had conditioning problems when he actually played, staying in shape to "come out of retirement". He'd weigh 275 coming into camp.

But if Moore's azz hits him, he don't go down....

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I stopped reading after i saw McNabb

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Iight then

Losing Slauson is a scary thought. Vlad as his replacement? Whoever our QB is, is going to get killed. Wayne Hunter style.

In that case keep Slauson, start Cooper, have Jackson as the 6th OL.

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Bloody brilliant...why not save all the churning...keep Rex/Sparano/Tebowie/Sanchez/McElroy...lose early and often...fire Rex and the sux...draft Teddy Bridgewater or Johnny Manziel in 2014. simpler.

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What makes those guys such great NFL prospects?

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Kirk Ferentz and Donovan McNabb. Yeah, ok.

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Donovan McNabb? In your hypothetical offseason was Jeff George already signed? What about Danny Wuerffel and the ball coach - not available?

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SenorGato is the reason that Gary Johnson can't gain any traction nationally.

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