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#1 SenorGato

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 10:43 PM

- Hire Brandon Hunt of the Steelers as the GM. Surprise Bill Polian hire as "special advisor."

- Lure Bill Cowher or Kirk Ferentz (preferably Ferentz) to the HC job. Or ossibly even just keep Rex.

- Whisenhunt as the OC.

- Pettine at DC.

- Cut Pace (resign to smaller deal), Scott, B. Moore, Slauson, E. Smith, other cuttables, Tebow, and Sanchez.

- Cromartie to the Steelers for a first and a 2014 1st.

- Harris to the Cardinals for a 4th.

- Pouha to the Rams for a 5th.

- McNabb out of forced reitrement for a year.

- Steve Jackson.

- Andre Smith on a "hey remember everyone he's fat" contract.

- Resign Keller for a good price.

- Antwan Barnes/Tavares Gooden on low commit deals.

- Byrd or Moore as a FA. //end scene on big money FA spenidng

Draft:

9: Damontre Moore DE/OLB

17: Tyler Wilson QB Arkansas

2nd: Jonathan Cooper G

3rd: Larry Warford G

4th: Jesse Williams DT/NT

5th: Tyrann Matieu CB (can this even happen?) - Brandon McGee

5th: Branden Smith CB

6: Michael Williams TE

QB: McNabb, Wilson, McElroy
RB: Jackson, Powell, Lattimore
TE: Keller, Cumberland, Williams
WR: Holmes, Edwards, Kerley, Hill
OL: DBrick
OL: Cooper
OL: Mangold
OL: Jackson
OL: Smith
OL: Someone cheap

DE: Wilkerson, Coples, Moore

DT: Wilkerson, Coples, Ellis, Williams

LB: Moore, Pace, Davis, Barnes, Gooden

CB: Revis, Wilson, Matthieu/McGee, Smith, etc?

S: Moore/Byrd, Bell (cheap), Bush, Allan

How unrealistic are we looking here? Really really unrealistic? Potential to be a top 8 team?

Edited by SenorGato, 02 January 2013 - 11:49 PM.

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#2 Darth Vader

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 10:49 PM

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#3 dbatesman

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 10:50 PM

Whisenhunt's getting the head gig in Buffalo. Good to see you're already constructing a contrarian narrative on the GM search though.

Edited by dbatesman, 02 January 2013 - 10:51 PM.

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 10:56 PM

Cut Sanchez and trade Harris and you'll have about 0 cap room to do anything.
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#5 SenorGato

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 10:58 PM

Whisenhunt's getting the head gig in Buffalo. Good to see you're already constructing a contrarian narrative on the GM search though.


Was it a good choice of Football Man?
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#6 SenorGato

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:01 PM

Cut Sanchez and trade Harris and you'll have about 0 cap room to do anything.


You have -4 cap room.

I should probably find out what moves save the most money. Anyone with a link?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:02 PM

You wouldn't change one thing about our WR group?
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#8 SenorGato

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:07 PM

I did. I got them a QB and Holmes should be healthy.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:09 PM

Did that just say that they were getting two 1st round draft picks from the Steelers?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:13 PM

I didn't make it all the way down the list, but isn't Pouha is UFA? And two #1's for Cro? I quit after that.
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#11 SenorGato

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:18 PM

Did that just say that they were getting two 1st round draft picks from the Steelers?


One would be a pretty solid deal.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:22 PM

chunky soup donovan mcnabb out of retirement doesn't make the Jets better
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:26 PM

chunky soup donovan mcnabb out of retirement doesn't make the Jets better


Seriously. I can't imagine McNabb, who had conditioning problems when he actually played, staying in shape to "come out of retirement". He'd weigh 275 coming into camp.
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#14 SenorGato

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:33 PM

Hey man...you never know. There's no one to trade for except Palmer/Rivers maybe, and the 17th pick is a QB.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:42 PM

Did that just say that they were getting two 1st round draft picks from the Steelers?

Yeah, I went to clean my glasses when I read that one. Then I realized I don't wear glasses and that the OP probably just does a lot of drugs.. really good ones or really crappy ones.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:43 PM

Losing Slauson is a scary thought. Vlad as his replacement? Whoever our QB is, is going to get killed. Wayne Hunter style.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:49 PM

Seriously. I can't imagine McNabb, who had conditioning problems when he actually played, staying in shape to "come out of retirement". He'd weigh 275 coming into camp.


But if Moore's azz hits him, he don't go down....
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:51 PM

I stopped reading after i saw McNabb
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#19 SenorGato

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:51 PM

Iight then

Losing Slauson is a scary thought. Vlad as his replacement? Whoever our QB is, is going to get killed. Wayne Hunter style.


In that case keep Slauson, start Cooper, have Jackson as the 6th OL.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:53 PM


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Posted 03 January 2013 - 12:59 AM

Bloody brilliant...why not save all the churning...keep Rex/Sparano/Tebowie/Sanchez/McElroy...lose early and often...fire Rex and the sux...draft Teddy Bridgewater or Johnny Manziel in 2014. simpler.
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#22 SenorGato

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 01:01 AM

What makes those guys such great NFL prospects?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:25 AM

Kirk Ferentz and Donovan McNabb. Yeah, ok.
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:38 AM

Donovan McNabb? In your hypothetical offseason was Jeff George already signed? What about Danny Wuerffel and the ball coach - not available?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:52 AM

SenorGato is the reason that Gary Johnson can't gain any traction nationally.
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