SenorGato Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 - Hire Brandon Hunt of the Steelers as the GM. Surprise Bill Polian hire as "special advisor." - Lure Bill Cowher or Kirk Ferentz (preferably Ferentz) to the HC job. Or ossibly even just keep Rex. - Whisenhunt as the OC. - Pettine at DC. - Cut Pace (resign to smaller deal), Scott, B. Moore, Slauson, E. Smith, other cuttables, Tebow, and Sanchez. - Cromartie to the Steelers for a first and a 2014 1st. - Harris to the Cardinals for a 4th. - Pouha to the Rams for a 5th. - McNabb out of forced reitrement for a year. - Steve Jackson. - Andre Smith on a "hey remember everyone he's fat" contract. - Resign Keller for a good price. - Antwan Barnes/Tavares Gooden on low commit deals. - Byrd or Moore as a FA. //end scene on big money FA spenidng Draft: 9: Damontre Moore DE/OLB 17: Tyler Wilson QB Arkansas 2nd: Jonathan Cooper G 3rd: Larry Warford G 4th: Jesse Williams DT/NT 5th: Tyrann Matieu CB (can this even happen?) - Brandon McGee 5th: Branden Smith CB 6: Michael Williams TE QB: McNabb, Wilson, McElroy RB: Jackson, Powell, Lattimore TE: Keller, Cumberland, Williams WR: Holmes, Edwards, Kerley, Hill OL: DBrick OL: Cooper OL: Mangold OL: Jackson OL: Smith OL: Someone cheap DE: Wilkerson, Coples, Moore DT: Wilkerson, Coples, Ellis, Williams LB: Moore, Pace, Davis, Barnes, Gooden CB: Revis, Wilson, Matthieu/McGee, Smith, etc? S: Moore/Byrd, Bell (cheap), Bush, Allan How unrealistic are we looking here? Really really unrealistic? Potential to be a top 8 team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Vader Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Whisenhunt's getting the head gig in Buffalo. Good to see you're already constructing a contrarian narrative on the GM search though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Cut Sanchez and trade Harris and you'll have about 0 cap room to do anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Whisenhunt's getting the head gig in Buffalo. Good to see you're already constructing a contrarian narrative on the GM search though. Was it a good choice of Football Man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Cut Sanchez and trade Harris and you'll have about 0 cap room to do anything. You have -4 cap room. I should probably find out what moves save the most money. Anyone with a link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoping4ASuperBowl Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 You wouldn't change one thing about our WR group? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 I did. I got them a QB and Holmes should be healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Did that just say that they were getting two 1st round draft picks from the Steelers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 I didn't make it all the way down the list, but isn't Pouha is UFA? And two #1's for Cro? I quit after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Did that just say that they were getting two 1st round draft picks from the Steelers? One would be a pretty solid deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 chunky soup donovan mcnabb out of retirement doesn't make the Jets better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 chunky soup donovan mcnabb out of retirement doesn't make the Jets better Seriously. I can't imagine McNabb, who had conditioning problems when he actually played, staying in shape to "come out of retirement". He'd weigh 275 coming into camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Hey man...you never know. There's no one to trade for except Palmer/Rivers maybe, and the 17th pick is a QB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Did that just say that they were getting two 1st round draft picks from the Steelers? Yeah, I went to clean my glasses when I read that one. Then I realized I don't wear glasses and that the OP probably just does a lot of drugs.. really good ones or really crappy ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Losing Slauson is a scary thought. Vlad as his replacement? Whoever our QB is, is going to get killed. Wayne Hunter style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Seriously. I can't imagine McNabb, who had conditioning problems when he actually played, staying in shape to "come out of retirement". He'd weigh 275 coming into camp. But if Moore's azz hits him, he don't go down.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 I stopped reading after i saw McNabb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Iight then Losing Slauson is a scary thought. Vlad as his replacement? Whoever our QB is, is going to get killed. Wayne Hunter style. In that case keep Slauson, start Cooper, have Jackson as the 6th OL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Bloody brilliant...why not save all the churning...keep Rex/Sparano/Tebowie/Sanchez/McElroy...lose early and often...fire Rex and the sux...draft Teddy Bridgewater or Johnny Manziel in 2014. simpler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 What makes those guys such great NFL prospects? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Kirk Ferentz and Donovan McNabb. Yeah, ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Donovan McNabb? In your hypothetical offseason was Jeff George already signed? What about Danny Wuerffel and the ball coach - not available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 SenorGato is the reason that Gary Johnson can't gain any traction nationally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Donovan McNabb? In your hypothetical offseason was Jeff George already signed? What about Danny Wuerffel and the ball coach - not available? Isn't there smaller differences between those guys? How are they the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehands Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Please put down the pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehands Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 draft Teddy Bridgewater or Johnny Manziel in 2014. simpler. You do know that both of these guys are college stars who won't be starters in the pros, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 SenorGato is the reason that Gary Johnson can't gain any traction nationally. I voted for him, only time I'll ever get to say I'm a part of the 1% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 You do know that both of these guys are college stars who won't be starters in the pros, no? Yeah but they're so hot right now. Hansel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 You do know that both of these guys are college stars who won't be starters in the pros, no? Didn't stop Sanchez from getting 4 years. You gotta dream big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 - Hire Brandon Hunt of the Steelers as the GM. Surprise Bill Polian hire as "special advisor." - Lure Bill Cowher or Kirk Ferentz (preferably Ferentz) to the HC job. Or ossibly even just keep Rex. - Whisenhunt as the OC. - Pettine at DC. - Cut Pace (resign to smaller deal), Scott, B. Moore, Slauson, E. Smith, other cuttables, Tebow, and Sanchez. - Cromartie to the Steelers for a first and a 2014 1st. - Harris to the Cardinals for a 4th. - Pouha to the Rams for a 5th. - McNabb out of forced reitrement for a year. - Steve Jackson. - Andre Smith on a "hey remember everyone he's fat" contract. - Resign Keller for a good price. - Antwan Barnes/Tavares Gooden on low commit deals. - Byrd or Moore as a FA. //end scene on big money FA spenidng Draft: 9: Damontre Moore DE/OLB 17: Tyler Wilson QB Arkansas 2nd: Jonathan Cooper G 3rd: Larry Warford G 4th: Jesse Williams DT/NT 5th: Tyrann Matieu CB (can this even happen?) - Brandon McGee 5th: Branden Smith CB 6: Michael Williams TE QB: McNabb, Wilson, McElroy RB: Jackson, Powell, Lattimore TE: Keller, Cumberland, Williams WR: Holmes, Edwards, Kerley, Hill OL: DBrick OL: Cooper OL: Mangold OL: Jackson OL: Smith OL: Someone cheap DE: Wilkerson, Coples, Moore DT: Wilkerson, Coples, Ellis, Williams LB: Moore, Pace, Davis, Barnes, Gooden CB: Revis, Wilson, Matthieu/McGee, Smith, etc? S: Moore/Byrd, Bell (cheap), Bush, Allan How unrealistic are we looking here? Really really unrealistic? Potential to be a top 8 team? Mister Cat = WORST GM EVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Mister Cat = WORST GM EVER He just got 2 1st rounders for Cro, that's next level sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 He just got 2 1st rounders for Cro, that's next level sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 So basically what we have to do is the exact opposite of all of this and we're back in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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