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Questions Woody will ask GM candidates (parody)


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Let's have some fun.

What questions do you think Woody will ask the GM candidates?

I will start:

Q: Are you willing to attend local KMarts to sell PSL's on Saturdays?

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Can you stay on your feet when you catch a punt?

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Can u sell toiletries?

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Is your mom a Hooker???

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If you were in a Circus, which act would you be?

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Can you babysit for two young boys while wife and I catch a Broadway Show?

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Can you Tebow?

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In what capacity will you hire Tanny to this organization ?

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If I wanted to learn how, could you teach me how to dougie?

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Can you babysit for two young boys while wife and I catch a Broadway Show?

Can you babysit my 300 pound gorilla Rex? You'll probably be cleaning up after him often

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Do you have experience dealing with a fickle fan base with alarmingly low expectations?

(follow up question)

Have you heard of the Ilk?

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Just so we are on the same page, me and Rex have final say on all football decisions. And yes, I know that's not a question.

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If you were a color...

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Can you wear a helmet and lead the stadium in a cheer?

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How do you stop a leak?

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What are DVOA and DYAR?

A) Secondary Discovery channels

B ) Football Statistics

C) Milli and Vanilli's real names

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Can you make an 8.25 million dollar contract suddenly disappear?

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Is there sugar in syrup?

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Is your mom a Hooker???

LOL!!!

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Nice to meet you. I'm Woody. Woody Johnson. Why does everyone always laugh???

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If you could be an animal, what would it be and why?

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****, marry, kill? Sanchez, Tebow and McElroy

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How will you make the media and fans pay for what they've done to the team this season?

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"Can you fire Rex for me?"

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"Guess the player I'm making you to get for me right away and you get the job...

Come on, come on...

Want a hint? Haha. A hint?...

OK, it rhymes with 'Lick'...

Come on. It's easy.

Seriously?...

OK, one more hint...

Dogs.

OK GUESS HAHA I LOVE GAMES!"

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