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#1 SouthernJet

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:11 PM

Let's have some fun.

What questions do you think Woody will ask the GM candidates?

I will start:

Q: Are you willing to attend local KMarts to sell PSL's on Saturdays?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:15 PM

Can you stay on your feet when you catch a punt?
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#3 HessStation

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:17 PM

Can u sell toiletries?

#4 slowmoe57

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:18 PM

Is your mom a Hooker???
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:20 PM

If you were in a Circus, which act would you be?
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#6 SouthernJet

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:22 PM

Can you babysit for two young boys while wife and I catch a Broadway Show?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:25 PM

Can you Tebow?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:26 PM

In what capacity will you hire Tanny to this organization ?

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#9 JiF

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:29 PM

If I wanted to learn how, could you teach me how to dougie?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:32 PM

Can you babysit for two young boys while wife and I catch a Broadway Show?



Can you babysit my 300 pound gorilla Rex? You'll probably be cleaning up after him often

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#11 Pac

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:32 PM

Do you have experience dealing with a fickle fan base with alarmingly low expectations?

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Have you heard of the Ilk?

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:32 PM

Just so we are on the same page, me and Rex have final say on all football decisions. And yes, I know that's not a question.
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#13 HessStation

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:33 PM

If you were a color...

#14 redman81

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:36 PM

Can you wear a helmet and lead the stadium in a cheer?

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:37 PM

How do you stop a leak?
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#16 Pac

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:53 PM

What are DVOA and DYAR?


A) Secondary Discovery channels

B ) Football Statistics

C) Milli and Vanilli's real names

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#17 slowmoe57

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:05 PM

Can you make an 8.25 million dollar contract suddenly disappear?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:06 PM

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:07 PM

Is your mom a Hooker???


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#20 jgb

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:25 PM

Nice to meet you. I'm Woody. Woody Johnson. Why does everyone always laugh???




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