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#1 SouthernJet

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:11 PM

Let's have some fun.

What questions do you think Woody will ask the GM candidates?

I will start:

Q: Are you willing to attend local KMarts to sell PSL's on Saturdays?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:15 PM

Can you stay on your feet when you catch a punt?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:17 PM

Can u sell toiletries?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:18 PM

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:20 PM

If you were in a Circus, which act would you be?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:22 PM

Can you babysit for two young boys while wife and I catch a Broadway Show?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:25 PM

Can you Tebow?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:26 PM

In what capacity will you hire Tanny to this organization ?

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:29 PM

If I wanted to learn how, could you teach me how to dougie?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:32 PM

Can you babysit for two young boys while wife and I catch a Broadway Show?



Can you babysit my 300 pound gorilla Rex? You'll probably be cleaning up after him often
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#11 Pac

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:32 PM

Do you have experience dealing with a fickle fan base with alarmingly low expectations?

(follow up question)

Have you heard of the Ilk?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:32 PM

Just so we are on the same page, me and Rex have final say on all football decisions. And yes, I know that's not a question.
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:33 PM

If you were a color...
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:36 PM

Can you wear a helmet and lead the stadium in a cheer?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:37 PM

How do you stop a leak?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:53 PM

What are DVOA and DYAR?


A) Secondary Discovery channels

B ) Football Statistics

C) Milli and Vanilli's real names

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#17 slowmoe57

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:05 PM

Can you make an 8.25 million dollar contract suddenly disappear?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:06 PM

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:07 PM

Is your mom a Hooker???


LOL!!!
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:25 PM

Nice to meet you. I'm Woody. Woody Johnson. Why does everyone always laugh???
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 04:23 PM

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 04:29 PM

****, marry, kill? Sanchez, Tebow and McElroy
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 04:31 PM

How will you make the media and fans pay for what they've done to the team this season?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 04:37 PM

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 04:45 PM

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Come on, come on...


Want a hint? Haha. A hint?...


OK, it rhymes with 'Lick'...


Come on. It's easy.


Seriously?...

OK, one more hint...

Dogs.


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