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My wife beat the Patriots


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#1 Integrity28

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:03 PM

Ravens held a 28 - 13 lead, Flacco had just gone 3-and-out after not attempting a run for the first drive all game... I hopped my iPad and made a comment, then Brady began driving down the field completing a big pass to Welker, then she says to me, "You are jinx."

I close the iPad. Look back up and McPhee tips another pass into the air and causes the interception.

Game. Set. Match.

Ravens owe my wife big time. What's that slogan? It's only strange if it doesn't work?

Now... 2 weeks of Ray Lewis praying like a lunatic.
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#2 Integrity28

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:04 PM

COOL STORY BRUH!
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#3 Jetsfan80

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:04 PM

Sheesh, shut up about your wife. lol.
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sheesh, I'm a doosh.


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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:06 PM

Ravens held a 28 - 13 lead, Flacco had just gone 3-and-out after not attempting a run for the first drive all game... I hopped my iPad and made a comment, then Brady began driving down the field completing a big pass to Welker, then she says to me, "You are jinx."

I close the iPad. Look back up and McPhee tips another pass into the air and causes the interception.

Game. Set. Match.

Ravens owe my wife big time. What's that slogan? It's only strange if it doesn't work?

Now... 2 weeks of Ray Lewis praying like a lunatic.


This is quite plausible given that you are the center of the universe.
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Roberts is going, Posada throws, he is SAFE!

#5 Integrity28

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:07 PM

Sheesh, shut up about your wife. lol.


LOL... I will add that she pointed out that the Patriots have not won the SB since we moved to Boston. Our first year here was the Giants SB / David Tyree catch.
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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:07 PM

It's a beard.
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#7 Integrity28

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:07 PM

This is quite plausible given that you are the center of the universe.


Exactly bud. Exactly.
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#8 Integrity28

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:07 PM

It's a beard.


CTM's already cracked this joke, but I'll give you a consolation lol. :D
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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:08 PM

LOL... I will add that she pointed out that the Patriots have not won the SB since we moved to Boston. Our first year here was the Giants SB / David Tyree catch.


GTFO. If you can't have drinks with us, I see no point in being ringless.
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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:08 PM

CTM's already cracked this joke, but I'll give you a consolation lol. :D


Damn!
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#11 Integrity28

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:09 PM

GTFO. If you can't have drinks with us, I see no point in being ringless.


Awesome isn't it. LOL, I'lll buy you a beer next time... not just any beer, but a 6.5% alcohol microbrews that is sure to lead to drunken mafiatard posts.

Edited by Integrity28, 20 January 2013 - 10:09 PM.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:11 PM

Awesome isn't it. LOL, I'lll buy you a beer next time... not just any beer, but a 6.5% alcohol microbrews that is sure to lead to drunken mafiatard posts.


Should be epic.
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#13 Integrity28

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:12 PM

Should be epic.


Was there ever any doubt?
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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:14 PM

Was there ever any doubt?


Depending on how many storage units I have to clean the day of, yes.
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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:59 PM

It's a beard.


/Thread.
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Posted 20 January 2013 - 11:03 PM

gross

TMI
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#17 Integrity28

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 11:40 PM

/Thread.


You try way too hard bud, way too hard.
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#18 pointman

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 11:51 PM

Terrible thread.
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#19 Integrity28

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 12:13 AM

Terrible thread.


I'm aware... Worse things have happened, the important thing is that the Patriots lost. Again.
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 01:24 AM

LOL... I will add that she pointed out that the Patriots have not won the SB since we moved to Boston. Our first year here was the Giants SB / David Tyree catch.


This is not a surprise,given what your singular presence can do to the collective karma of the community
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Yeah, I'm totally gay

So ****ing this dude. Unreal.


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Posted 21 January 2013 - 02:17 AM

You try way too hard bud, way too hard.


I actually threw my back out trying to come up with that one.
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 08:02 AM

This is quite plausible given that you are the center of the universe.



Plausible hell I already bought her a thank you card.


Dear Mrs Goodall

Thank You

With Love

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#23 Integrity28

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 08:52 AM

Crusher knows how to do it. CTM obviously, and Wombat. Crazy Carl nailed it.

There's no better way to sum up Gato than "meh in action".
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