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#1 pfilippone

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 01:01 PM

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 01:06 PM

300lb QB. lulz.

He's been planning a comeback for a while. I think real sports did a piece on him. The guy might be the dumbest person the planet. I can remember them asking him if he'd take a contract in another league so he can get back into playing shape and "audition" to get back into the NFL. His response, "No, I'm an NFL QB."

I guess he didnt realize you have to be on an NFL roster to be an NFL QB.
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 01:11 PM

I too am planning an nfl comeback

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 01:19 PM

Its like when Charles Barkley was planning a comeback. It was a good story, he was watching what he was eating, reduced his weight, worked out seriously and then the next season his comeback DID NOT HAPPEN!

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 01:20 PM

His "comeback" is a bit of a lie. He was forced into retirement cause he sucks, he wants to come back but no one wants him to cause... he sucks.

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 01:29 PM

This has "woody" written all over it
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 01:39 PM

Is he still drinking sizzurp?
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 02:09 PM

I am sure it is still his beverage/home-brewed pharmaceutical of choice. We can lock him up long term for the minimum and incentives -- all the Purple Drank he can guzzle.


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Posted 23 January 2013 - 02:09 PM

300lb QB. lulz.

He's been planning a comeback for a while. I think real sports did a piece on him. The guy might be the dumbest person the planet. I can remember them asking him if he'd take a contract in another league so he can get back into playing shape and "audition" to get back into the NFL. His response, "No, I'm an NFL QB."

I guess he didnt realize you have to be on an NFL roster to be an NFL QB.


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Posted 23 January 2013 - 02:44 PM

dude should just hit the reality show circuit while he can still be considered a D-lister and make some coin.

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 03:05 PM

Can he play guard

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 04:20 PM

Can he play guard


A QB who can enter the game as an extra lineman would be so awesome. Maybe let him line up at FB on the goal line, like The Fridge.
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 05:09 PM

308 lbs of pure dumb qb. the guy should go the cfl route first then try an nfl comback...get to about 245-250 lbs go to the Alouettes or Argonauts and prove himself in a league. At 308, he seems like maybe a guard..not a qb.

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 05:33 PM

308 lbs of pure dumb qb. the guy should go the cfl route first then try an nfl comback...get to about 245-250 lbs go to the Alouettes or Argonauts and prove himself in a league. At 308, he seems like maybe a guard..not a qb.


This is what I don't get. Why not go to the CFL or Arena league. Get some reps. Get some playing time. Show you have changed. Instead he's been doing what? Giving speeches. Having his life coach quit on him. Getting advice. I dont' know. It seems he ran out of money.

Anybody serious who has been out of the NFL for what, going on 4 years, and all that after being considered a lazy bust and an idiot who got busted for some lame charge, would be busting their but in some league like the CFL. Instead he just spins a report saying he wants to make a comeback. More like "pay me for not changing at all."

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:54 PM

you wouldn't even get past the phone screen for JN mod at 308 lbs

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:57 PM

you wouldn't even get past the phone screen for JN mod at 308 lbs


Yeah, they'd be like "what are you anorexic?"

Edited by Jetsfan80, 23 January 2013 - 07:57 PM.

sheesh, I'm a doosh.


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Posted 23 January 2013 - 08:48 PM

Just Waiting on Mairice Clarett now.

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:10 PM

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This guy is a regular scat-back compared to Jamarcus (and a few notables here at JN).
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:32 PM

glad to know he's DOWN to 308 pounds :-x
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:34 PM



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