The best advice i got about wanting to go into law enforcement was dont major in criminal justice. Major in something that you would want to do after you retire. This came from a state trooper who had just retired at 47 after 26 years on the job and didnt know what he wanted to do since all his experience was in law enforcement. Whether it be business or communications or whatever, something other than criminal justice is what i was told.
This one school writes on his acceptance letter, "I really like the essay you wrote about spending time with your Dad". I see it and ask him, what did you write?
He says, "I just wrote an essay about how much of a p*ssy you are".
I said, "It must have been a short essay".
We both laughed and went back to watching TV. You have to love Irish families.