flgreen Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Bank robber wears Jets gear during heists Posted by Mike Florio on May 12, 2013, 6:27 PM EDT A white male wearing a Jets jersey under a brown leather jacket robbed two Manhattan banks and tried to rob three others on Friday. The crook got nearly $13,000 at one bank and $2,500 at another. Though surveillance images plainly reveal his face, he remains at large. The suspect has been linked to an April 12 bank robbery. That makes him three for six in bank robbery attempts. The suspect reportedly is 25. Coincidentally, former Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is 25. Apart from the fact that likely he has an iron-clad alibi, an accuracy rate of 50 percent is way too high for him. And, yes, I wrote this blurb for the sole purpose of making that lame joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 LOL O K, who was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I had to buy eggrolls for The Crusher, but he owes me after today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I saw this on the news the other day....if it is you just let us know. Your real name will be safe, that is why we use usernames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 JOKE NOT FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I saw this on the news the other day....if it is you just let us know. Your real name will be safe, that is why we use usernames. Wait... we;re not supposed to use our real names? Crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TnT Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Robber....Jets jersey...white.... Had to be Eric Smith, no? I mean, he robbed the sh*t out of the Jets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechJet Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Bank robber wears Jets gear during heists Posted by Mike Florio on May 12, 2013, 6:27 PM EDT A white male wearing a Jets jersey under a brown leather jacket robbed two Manhattan banks and tried to rob three others on Friday. The crook got nearly $13,000 at one bank and $2,500 at another. Though surveillance images plainly reveal his face, he remains at large. The suspect has been linked to an April 12 bank robbery. That makes him three for six in bank robbery attempts. The suspect reportedly is 25. Coincidentally, former Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is 25. Apart from the fact that likely he has an iron-clad alibi, an accuracy rate of 50 percent is way too high for him. And, yes, I wrote this blurb for the sole purpose of making that lame joke. Was it you? stop playin! it was you wasn't it. dang "B" gonewichabadself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 3 for 6? That's better then Sanchez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I saw this on the news the other day....if it is you just let us know. Your real name will be safe, that is why we use usernames. My real name is The Brooklyn Jet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 My PSL isn't going to pay for itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Robber....Jets jersey...white.... Had to be Eric Smith, no? I mean, he robbed the sh*t out of the Jets! Eric Smith isn't outrunning the cops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 He kind of looked like Chad Pennington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I had to buy eggrolls for The Crusher, Your ass better show up with more than $15,500 then., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I saw this on the news the other day....if it is you just let us know. Your real name will be safe, that is why we use usernames. Wasn;t me I was editing training camp photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 So we did sign Titus Young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 He kind of looked like Chad Pennington. Pennington would have been 5 of 6. But he only would have gotten 75 cents from each of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Robber....Jets jersey...white.... Had to be Eric Smith, no? I mean, he robbed the sh*t out of the Jets! I didn't read anything in the report about the robber tripping and falling on his way out, or failing to tackle a witness trying to call the cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Pennington would have been 5 of 6. But he only would have gotten 75 cents from each of them. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Pennington would have been 5 of 6. But he only would have gotten 75 cents from each of them. You Rob to play the game. Pac-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Pennington would have been 5 of 6. But he only would have gotten 75 cents from each of them. And Smashmouth would be on here raving about how underrated a bank robber he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsouth Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Doesn't everyone feel ripped off by people in Jets garb ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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