Gang Green Girl Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 For those of you who say that Max isn't funny, well...I think this will confirm it. http://www.jetnation.com/?p=310 Happy Holidays, Everyone, and thank you for a fun year at JetNation!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Great job to you also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 It has been a GREAT year. In many ways I feel like we reserved the name JetNation and you guys took care of the rest. What a great team effort this place has become. Merry Christmas everyone!!! May God Bless you all in 2006! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 merry christmas to you and your family max... and everyone else here at JETNATION too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to everyone here at JETNATION!!!!! This Christmas I am truly thankful for the friends that I have made here. Have a very Happy Holiday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 No Max, Thank YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 No Max, Thank YOU! Agreed. Thanks you. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukuah and Happy New Year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSJ Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Agreed. Thanks you. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukuah and Happy New Year. Agreed. Thanks for making this not just the best Jets site on the web - but the best site on the web period. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukuah, Happy Festivus, and Happy New Year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Hey, Max you Grinch - you had something nice to say about everyone but me. I know you don't like me, but you could pretend, it is Christmas afterall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Hey, Max you Grinch - you had something nice to say about everyone but me. I know you don't like me, but you could pretend, it is Christmas afterall. He did say something nice, but I edited it out. :wink: Just kidding...you know we can't do without you here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Hey, Max you Grinch - you had something nice to say about everyone but me. I know you don't like me, but you could pretend, it is Christmas afterall. I believe that the "Cap of thanks" for visiting fans is limited to one per rival team. I guess TX just trumps you :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Hey, Max you Grinch - you had something nice to say about everyone but me. I know you don't like me, but you could pretend, it is Christmas afterall. I wrote the nice part in INVISIBLE ink. Garb...I do like you. I told you last week that you crack me up. AND on a selfish note you are message board GOLD. You can scrap with the best of them. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 SEE Max, it's not so hard to do. If GGG can do it you can.......well, maybe not :wink: MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY CHAUNAKKAH! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Hey, Max you Grinch - you had something nice to say about everyone but me. I know you don't like me, but you could pretend, it is Christmas afterall. Garb you are the one complaining we are all sucking up to one another in a love fest so Max just took your advice and played mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 so i wont disappoint Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong 'Cause it is my favorite holiday But all this year's been a busy blur Don't think I have the energy To add to my already mad rush Just 'cause it's 'tis the season. The perfect gift for me would be Completions and connections left from Last year, ski shop, Encounter, most interesting. Had his number but never the time Most of '81 passed along those lines. So deck those halls, trim those trees Raise up cups of Christmas cheer, I just need to catch my breath, Christmas by myself this year. Calendar picture, frozen landscape, Chilled this room for twenty-four days, Evergreens, sparkling snow Get this winter over with! Flashback to springtime, saw him again, Would've been good to go for lunch, Couldn't agree when we were both free, We tried, we said we'd keep in touch. Didn't, of course, 'til summertime, Out to the beach to his boat could I join him? No, this time it was me, Sunburn in the third degree. Now the calendar's just one page And, of course, I am excited Tonight's the night, but I've set my mind Not to do too much about it. Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! But I think I'll miss this one this year. Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! But I think I'll miss this one this year. Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! But I think I'll miss this one this year. Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! But I think I'll miss this one this year. Hardly dashing through the snow Cause I bundled up too tight Last minute have-to-do's A few cards a few calls 'Cause it's r-s-v-p No thanks, no party lights It's Christmas Eve, gonna relax Turned down all of my invites. Last fall I had a night to myself, Same guy called, halloween party, Waited all night for him to show, This time his car wouldn't go, Forget it, it's cold, it's getting late, Trudge on home to celebrate In a quiet way, unwind Doing Christmas right this time. A&P has provided me With the world's smallest turkey Already in the oven, nice and hot Oh damn! Guess what I forgot? So on with the boots, back out in the snow To the only all-night grocery, When what to my wondering eyes should appear In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year! "I'm spending this one alone," he said. "Need a break; this year's been crazy." I said, "Me too, but why are you? You mean you forgot cranberries too?" Then suddenly we laughed and laughed Caught on to what was happening That Christmas magic's brought this tale To a very happy ending! " Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Couldn't miss this one this year! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Couldn't miss this one this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 and here is one for those of you who are a member of my tribe "Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs. Here we go..." Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish Put on your yarmulke It's time for Chanukah The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs Celebrates Chanukah O.J. Simpson, not a Jew But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not, but guess who is All three Stooges So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrate Chanukah I hope I get a harmonicah On this lovely, lovely Chanukah So drink your gin and tonicah And smoke your marijuanikah If you really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah Happy Chanukah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nj meadowlands Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 You bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 You bastard 1,100 posts was the cutoff to be mentioned. You feel just short. Some others that were mentioned did not have 1,100 posts. But they pleaded their case before the advisory panel. All I can say to you is, keep posting away. And whomever is running this site next year will certainly mention you on the front page. Oh and Merry Christmas. Also...you are welcome for reinstating you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 stormshadow19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smizzy Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Maxman is a hack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I'm not sure what to say. You give me way too much credit in that article. All I did was start posting at a board I like, with people I like. I'm grateful to Max and Cat and the late, great Tom Shane for providing this place. You're the ones who fork out the cash to keep it alive and you're the ones who put the most work into it. Thanks, guys. I'm very happy to be a small part of what you've started here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I believe the word infrequent would sum up my posting habits so having a place like JN is great for me. Thanks to Max, all the Mods, and especially the posters for letting me chime in once every month or two! JN will get bigger and better as time goes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4HCrew Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Hats are off to both Max and GGG. You have done a great job with this site and have alot to be proud of. I have made many friends on this site and there are many days when the fun and humor helps me forget the stupidity of Herm (had to get that in). I am looking forward to next year and here is to wishing everyone the best of health and luck in through the holidays and into the new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 That this is the best webboard on the internet goes without saying. From top to the bottom, the classiest group of people I have ever had the priveledge of knowing (sort of). BTW, what does a flunky have to do to get a shout out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 That this is the best webboard on the internet goes without saying. From top to the bottom, the classiest group of people I have ever had the priveledge of knowing (sort of). BTW, what does a flunky have to do to get a shout out? Thor99 I think you have moved up on the waiting list for a shout-out just like the Jets just sent out for season tickets- the new numbers should be out shortly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Thor99 I think you have moved up on the waiting list for a shout-out just like the Jets just sent out for season tickets- the new numbers should be out shortly Cool, since posters are leaving in droves, I should receive my shout out tomorrow. This place sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Thor99 I think you have moved up on the waiting list for a shout-out just like the Jets just sent out for season tickets- the new numbers should be out shortly excellent frank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Cool, since posters are leaving in droves, I should receive my shout out tomorrow. This place sucks. I got nothin but love for you thor99. Big up to Thorr everybody!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I got nothin but love for you thor99. Big up to Thorr everybody!! I just want to be loved, is that so wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I just want to be loved, is that so wrong? It really depends on how long it takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 It really depends on how long it takes. 13 seconds. And you won't feel a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 here you go...big ups thor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Oh snap! Look at GG. That's why she's freakin awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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