Blackout Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/22734810/baron-davis-said-he-was-abducted-by-aliens-about-two-weeks-ago “I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,” Davis said. When probed for details, he explained he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in the early morning recently and this is what happened: “I see this light and it's a big a—truck. And I said, oh f---- this is going to be traffic,” Davis said. :Driving, driving and the next thing you know there's a steel thing and these crazy looking people – half human, half ugly-looking mother f-----s. “They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o'clock in the morning.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/22734810/baron-davis-said-he-was-abducted-by-aliens-about-two-weeks-ago .....When probed for details, he explained..... Considering what some people have claimed the ET's do, that might not be the most diplomatic way to phrase the sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Damn illegal aliens. This is why we need a border fence. Notice Davis didn't say outer-space aliens. Also his description is spot-on, whether he's talking about Canadians or Mexicans, so his story is probably true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Damn illegal aliens. This is why we need a border fence. Notice Davis didn't say outer-space aliens. Also his description is spot-on, whether he's talking about Canadians or Mexicans, so his story is probably true. Probably is Canadians. They dont have too many black folk up their way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Probably is Canadians. They dont have too many black folk up their way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 missing time eh ? hmmm excuse for illegal activity ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 missing time eh ? hmmm excuse for illegal activity ? Or just a really bad night in a casino. Yeah, honey, those aliens emptied my wallet too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordyNYR Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I think Davis was misquoted. What he intended to say was "My game was abducted by aliens." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted September 17, 2013 Author Share Posted September 17, 2013 I think Davis was misquoted. What he intended to say was "My game was abducted by aliens." oh snap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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