Coles is an idiot
JiF's bunghole is in extreme pain this morning. I guess Klecko must be on one of his VERY IMPORTANT business trips. what was Coles doing in a gay bar?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. How the hell did I get dragged into this?
Because me and JiF are friends in real life?
I like the guy and all but if I were gonna go that way I wouldn't bang him - he's too promiscuous for my tastes. Plus, we are really not that close, anyway. We both really like the Jets but we really wouldn't have much else to talk about afterward.
He's also not my type. If I were to be with man it wouldn't be with some punky, pot smoking surfer.
I'd go for a man's man, like a lumberjack, or a landscaper.