Whoa, whoa, whoa. How the hell did I get dragged into this?
Because me and JiF are friends in real life?
I like the guy and all but if I were gonna go that way I wouldn't bang him - he's too promiscuous for my tastes. Plus, we are really not that close, anyway. We both really like the Jets but we really wouldn't have much else to talk about afterward.
He's also not my type. If I were to be with man it wouldn't be with some punky, pot smoking surfer.
I'd go for a man's man, like a lumberjack, or a landscaper.
you don't have to talk you could just hold eachother
whoever has the bigger man cans makes the other dinner