T0mShane Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 WOOOOOOOO JETS GO DOWN TO MIAMI TO TRY AND PLAY SPOILER IN AN OTHERWISE MEANINGLESS GAME FOR THE FRANCHISE. Fret not! We get SIXTEEN MORE MEANINGLESS GAMES NEXT YEAR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 29, 2013 Author Share Posted December 29, 2013 Dolphins scouting report: Hired an offensive coach from the Holmgren tree last year. That coach has turned former WR-turned-QB Ryan Tannehill into one of the league's up-and-coming young stars, and has turned the moribund Dolphins into one of the league's most dangerous young teams. Joe Philbin replaced former Jets great (and Rex Ryan clone) Tony Sparano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 29, 2013 Author Share Posted December 29, 2013 Jets Scouting Report: Who cares? Nothing that happens on the field has any significance anyway. It's off the field, where the whole franchise is celebrating seven wins like they just went 16-0, that makes the Jets who they are. You can hear the chants emanating from the offices of Florham Park right now: "WE'RE ALMOST FIVE HUNDREEEEDDD! WE'RE ALMOST FIVE HUNDREEEEEEDDD!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 29, 2013 Author Share Posted December 29, 2013 Results of the deciding Rex Ryan poll: Q1: Should Rex Ryan Return: Yes/No Result: 672 Yes Votes, 34 No Votes Q2: Which word rhymes with Orange?: Potato/Porridge Result: 456 Potato Votes, 387 Porridge Votes Q3: Are you a stay at home mother who thinks football is "neat"?: Yes/No Result: 687 Yes Votes, 42 No Votes Q4: Ice cream for dinner? Yes/No Result: 749 Yes Votes, 0 No Votes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 I'm starting to think you're angry with the Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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T0mShane Posted December 29, 2013 Author Share Posted December 29, 2013 ^Pwns The Jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 ^Pwns The Jets A Mexican owns the Jets? I thought a dumbass rich white guy did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolot Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Tom why are you so stressed ?...once we get Rex an all-pro to fill all 53 roster spots watch him work baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Watching T0m unravel makes me happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolot Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 ^Pwns The JetsThis is the most disturbing part because it's so accurate, the media had an agenda...to keep Rex because allows them to bully and control him and they were terrified of a button down adult alpha male coming in and taking over, they executed their marketing campaign in such a perfect way that the fans and Woody bought it hook line and sinker, political campaigns should take note of this blueprint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 29, 2013 Author Share Posted December 29, 2013 This is the most disturbing part because it's so accurate, the media had an agenda...to keep Rex because allows them to bully and control him and they were terrified of a button down adult alpha male coming in and taking over, they executed their marketing campaign in such a perfect way that the fans and Woody bought it hook line and sinker, political campaigns should take note of this blueprint. It's true. Idzik with Bevell would treat the media like lepers. No more drunken hillbilly head coach to feed them self-promoting scoops, no more nitwit guarantees or chuckling pressers after narrow wins against dreg teams. God forbid Mehta has to work for a story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 29, 2013 Author Share Posted December 29, 2013 My favorite thing you're already seeing today: assorted media implicitly congratulating themselves today by saying that giving Rex one more year is "smart." Their reasoning as to why it's "smart": because I dunno he deserved it cuz seven wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 last game day of the year kinda sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Why didn't Rex call a press conference on the Pro Bowl Results ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 29, 2013 Author Share Posted December 29, 2013 Cimini makes me puke. Cites that Rex is "good box office." Fails to cite ESPN's own stat that the Jets are ranked 23rd on percentage of seats sold at Jets games this year, just ahead of the Bills who have to move to Canada to avoid blackouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 29, 2013 Author Share Posted December 29, 2013 Why didn't Rex call a press conference on the Pro Bowl Results ? "Boyitellya they're all Pro Bowlers in there, COUGH except the ones Tannenbaum or Idzik drafted." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 "Boyitellya they're all Pro Bowlers in there, COUGH except the ones Tannenbaum or Idzik drafted." obviously no doubt and stuff I actually watched the last presser just now on the Jets official site and Rex says, " I really think this team has improved and that much will be evident Sunday vs the Dolphins." So in Rex's world after a 5-4 start then going 2-4 over the last 6 games we've Improved. Miami's D is going to eat us alive today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 29, 2013 Author Share Posted December 29, 2013 obviously no doubt and stuff I actually watched the last presser just now on the Jets official site and Rex says, " I really think this team has improved and that much will be evident Sunday vs the Dolphins." So in Rex's world after a 5-4 start then going 2-4 over the last 6 games we've Improved. Miami's D is going to eat us alive today Jets football would dictate that they announce a three year extension before the game, then go out and lose by 40. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolot Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Cimini makes me puke. Cites that Rex is "good box office." Fails to cite ESPN's own stat that the Jets are ranked 23rd on percentage of seats sold at Jets games this year, just ahead of the Bills who have to move to Canada to avoid blackouts.And Rex owes these guys his job now, jeez can you imagine how bad the leaks will be?...we thought he was ciminis and mehtas bi#*h before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolot Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 " hey Rex my coffees a little cold go heat it up., oh and I need some gossip about your offense for my deadline ".... Yes sir Mr. Mehta....I be right back with your hot coffee and your story Mr Mehta Sir.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolot Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 the more I think about this the more disturbing it is, he has the media to thank for his job, they own him now, you really think they're not gonna cash in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 29, 2013 Author Share Posted December 29, 2013 the more I think about this the more disturbing it is, he has the media to thank for his job, they own him now, you really think they're not gonna cash in? Rex is too arrogant to see it that way, like Herm. He doesn't acknowledge that the reason the team stinks due to anything he did. Literally the only thing he pins on himself is when an opposing back gets over 4 ypc. Everything else is somebody else's problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Does anyone want to talk about the game? This other stuff us getting old. An actual game thread woukd be cool. If I was home I would start one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 29, 2013 Author Share Posted December 29, 2013 Does anyone want to talk about the game? This other stuff us getting old. An actual game thread woukd be cool. If I was home I would start one. Rex extension=9,000,000 clicks Dolphins game=257 clicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Does anyone want to talk about the game? This other stuff us getting old. An actual game thread woukd be cool. If I was home I would start one. my last chance at this max enjoy ! http://youtu.be/6iPFK5T_G3U http://youtu.be/d6wRkzCW5qI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 uhhhhhh what happened to the imbed thingy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 http://youtu.be/e6dVdrc2UnE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 last game day of the year kinda sucks Not really I'm glad the ******* year is over. It was tough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolot Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Not really I'm glad the ******* year is over. It was tough tough?.....9-2 at home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Jets Scouting Report: Who cares? Nothing that happens on the field has any significance anyway. It's off the field, where the whole franchise is celebrating seven wins like they just went 16-0, that makes the Jets who they are. You can hear the chants emanating from the offices of Florham Park right now: "WE'RE ALMOST FIVE HUNDREEEEDDD! WE'RE ALMOST FIVE HUNDREEEEEEDDD!" Big Picture-Beating the crappy Browns is grounds for a Rose Bowl pageant at Florham Park. Again, let me understand-off beating the Browns this franchise has made the decision to keep the offense-challenged toe sniffer? May be the options were few, but I do not understand how anyone could bring this idiot back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 29, 2013 Author Share Posted December 29, 2013 Big Picture-Beating the crappy Browns is grounds for a Rose Bowl pageant at Florham Park. Again, let me understand-off beating the Browns this franchise has made the decision to keep the offense-challenged toe sniffer? May be the options were few, but I do not understand how anyone could bring this idiot back. I'm hoping that it's some chicanery here. Idzik trying to force a buyout like he did with Holmes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Cimini makes me puke. Cites that Rex is "good box office." Fails to cite ESPN's own stat that the Jets are ranked 23rd on percentage of seats sold at Jets games this year, just ahead of the Bills who have to move to Canada to avoid blackouts.When Wrecks was hired the old stadium was sold out and they had a waiting list. In the PSL stadium the Jets are no longer sold out and have a new expense they haven't had since the late 1960s, an advertising budget. "THe fans" msut be different for the roughly 30,000 including me who are no longer showing up in part because of how sh!tty this offense is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Does anyone want to talk about the game? This other stuff us getting old. An actual game thread woukd be cool. If I was home I would start one. Prediction; abject dissappointment mixed with offensive ineptitude. Fins, 35-6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 2 thoughts on todays game. Tannehill is the type of QB this team could have consistently had winning seasons with. Plus, he has a smoking hot wife who would light up page 6. I think the Jets are psychologically finished for 2013 and the Phins are still in the hunt. Never a good situation, esp for the NYJ. If Rex is the motivator some think he is ( I dont) they should throw up a good game here. I just dont see it. I fear I may be taking a ride to Costco or Harbor Freight by half time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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