The Crusher Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Don't deny it. Try it. Get back to me. DCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I thought this was a euphemism until I saw who started the thread. Spot on either way though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 19, 2014 Author Share Posted March 19, 2014 I thought this was a euphemism until I saw who started the thread. Spot on either way though. Nothing like a nice moist piece of cake waiting for you when you get home. So moist, so good. DCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Nothing like a nice moist piece of cake waiting for you when you get home. So moist, so good. DCL You've just convinced me further you're actually talking about cake. Too far removed from lunch and post-lunch snack to have enough energy to be thinking about non-cake items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 DCL means something and I'm going to keep thinking until I come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 19, 2014 Author Share Posted March 19, 2014 You've just convinced me further you're actually talking about cake. Too far removed from lunch and post-lunch snack to have enough energy to be thinking about non-cake items. If the cake is moist? You can eat it anytime you like. Even in the car if you have the chance. DCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 19, 2014 Author Share Posted March 19, 2014 DCL means something and I'm going to keep thinking until I come up with it. Dedicated Cake Lover. DCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 If the cake is moist? You can eat it anytime you like. Even in the car if you have the chance. DCL I had warm, moist bread pudding for breakfast, does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 19, 2014 Author Share Posted March 19, 2014 I hate warm, moist bread pudding for breakfast, does that count? Bread pudding is what people who do not have the skill set to enjoy delectable moist cake eat. My heart go's out to them and I feel bad for them. Until I'm eating nice moist cake then I could care less about them. DCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Bread pudding is what people who do not have the skill set to enjoy delectable moist cake eat. My heart go's out to them and I feel bad for them. Until I'm eating nice moist cake then I could care less about them. Your words hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Dedicated Cake Lover. DCL Lmfao. Oh Doc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 19, 2014 Author Share Posted March 19, 2014 Your words hurt. Not meant to. I just want to inspire you to have the courage, self belief and skill set to bury your face in delicious moist cake every chance you get. Leave the bread pudding to the uninspired to drown their sorrow. Go, go now eat moist cake. DCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 19, 2014 Author Share Posted March 19, 2014 Lmfao. Oh Doc Hello Bup-z. Love you for you love what I love. Big fat over indulgent slabs of moist cake. Moister the better. DCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Why did frosting become 'light' and 'whipped'? The best frosting is the old-school thick stuff with sugar and shortening. Unless this thread is based on a euphemism. Then please disregard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 DCL means something and I'm going to keep thinking until I come up with it. Unlikely, he thinks of little besides food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 20, 2014 Author Share Posted March 20, 2014 Why did frosting become 'light' and 'whipped'? The best frosting is the old-school thick stuff with sugar and shortening. Unless this thread is based on a euphemism. Then please disregard. Great point Jerry. Light and whipped sounds like a skinny guy who listens to a woman way more than he should. . No moist cake for him, he is proabaly gay. Old-school thik stuff is best for moist cake. Not sure but through some chemical reaction makes moist cake even moister. Plus it tends to stick to your mustache later remidning you to have more moist cake before going to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 20, 2014 Author Share Posted March 20, 2014 Unlikely, he thinks of little besides food Please stay on toipc. This thread is about moist cake not me. Ok fine kinda hard to seprate the two but please try. OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Dedicated Cake Lover. DCL Weren't those the letters Moga had after his name? Dr. Franklin J. Moga DCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 20, 2014 Author Share Posted March 20, 2014 Weren't those the letters Moga had after his name? Dr. Franklin J. Moga DCL Im not sure. He did seem to be a guy who could appreciate cake and it's moistness though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Great point Jerry. Light and whipped sounds like a skinny guy who listens to a woman way more than he should. . No moist cake for him, he is proabaly gay. Old-school thik stuff is best for moist cake. Not sure but through some chemical reaction makes moist cake even moister. Plus it tends to stick to your mustache later remidning you to have more moist cake before going to bed. real men who are fat don't eat cake at all, they eat burgers and ribs and other assorted meat, potatoe and cheese concoctions ... cake is the near exclusive domain of fat gurls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 20, 2014 Author Share Posted March 20, 2014 real men who are fat don't eat cake at all, they eat burgers and ribs and other assorted meat, potatoe and cheese concoctions ... cake is the near exclusive domain of fat gurls What the hell would a disgusting new age anemic humus sucking vegan hippie know about being fat? First of all fat girls like anything sweet. That's why jiF is so popular with this group. Bon Bon's, chocolate, cupcakes, cookies it really does not matter to them. If it's sweet they eat it. hell most of them don;t even look before they swallow. Maybe your too much man to like cake moist and sweet? Enjoy your dry cake and hybrid car faggot. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 What the hell would a disgusting new age anemic humus sucking vegan hippie know about being fat? First of all fat girls like anything sweet. That's why jiF is so popular with this group. Bon Bon's, chocolate, cupcakes, cookies it really does not matter to them. If it's sweet they eat it. hell most of them don;t even look before they swallow. Maybe your too much man to like cake moist and sweet? Enjoy your dry cake and hybrid car faggot. . I drive my hybrid to get steak and potatoes, bertha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Do this: -Make a dense chocolate cake. Really dense. Use semi-sweet chocolate. -Serve with a small glass of the port below. Chilled. -It will change your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 You know what really grinds my gears? Raisins in carrot cake. The difference is pretty ******* obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 20, 2014 Author Share Posted March 20, 2014 I drive my hybrid to get steak and potatoes, bertha yes and when you get there you watch your teenage girlfriend eat it while you nibble on asparagus and aragula while you add the calories and calculate the effect on your BMI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 20, 2014 Author Share Posted March 20, 2014 Do this: -Make a dense chocolate cake. Really dense. Use semi-sweet chocolate. -Serve with a small glass of the port below. Chilled. -It will change your life. I'm fat not sophisticated. Plus Im not allowed to drink red wine in the house. Im kinda of a spiller. Moist cake on the other ahdn is worth the cleanup. Just a little sticky cleans up nice. DCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 20, 2014 Author Share Posted March 20, 2014 You know what really grinds my gears? Raisins in carrot cake. The difference is pretty ******* obvious. Making cake out of vegetables is like letting Ben Affleck star in the next Dred movie. #crimeagainsthumanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 I gave up sweets for Lent. Tough thread to watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Making cake out of vegetables is like letting Ben Affleck star in the next Dred movie. #crimeagainsthumanity This just means you've never had good carrot cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 20, 2014 Author Share Posted March 20, 2014 This just means you've never had good carrot cake. Or redheads for that matter. DCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 20, 2014 Author Share Posted March 20, 2014 I gave up sweets for Lent. Tough thread to watch Sometimes nice moist cake can be savory instead. Find it. Fork it. Eat it. DCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Sometimes nice moist cake can be savory instead. Find it. Fork it. Eat it. DCL I'm in total agreement, moist cake is tremendous. Some real strawberrys inside a vanilla cake with buttercream frosting, damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 20, 2014 Author Share Posted March 20, 2014 I'm in total agreement, moist cake is tremendous. Some real strawberrys inside a vanilla cake with buttercream frosting, damn. I love finding surprises when I eat moist cake. I ain't scurred. DCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 I love finding surprises when I eat moist cake. I ain't scurred. DCL You've managed to go two pages and a dozen posts without mentioning bacon. You're slipping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 21, 2014 Author Share Posted March 21, 2014 You've managed to go two pages and a dozen posts without mentioning bacon. You're slipping. I appreciate your concern but in my world bacon deserves it's own thread. DCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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