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#1 JetFanatic

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 04:47 PM

Imagine that Milliner continues his strong play from the last quarter of last season into this season.  Which would also mean that as the season progressed he would only get better and the fact that he's only 22 years old helps.  Imagine that the Jets defense gets better due to, what I think, are huge upgrades in the secondary.

 

Imagine that Geno also continues his solid play from the last quarter of last season into this season.  Imagine that with all the added weapons and potential weapons in Decker, Kerley, Johnson, Amaro, Saunders etc he gets even better to where the Jets have a somewhat competent offense in Year 2 of Mornhinweg's offense.  The thought of all those guys named being on the field on offense at the same time is awesome in how if you're a defensive coordinator who will you defend with all the options the Jets have out there.

Imagine it all just gels which isn't a crazy impossibility.  I think this is the season that the Jets overtake the Patriots I really do.  I just see it all clicking.  Geno did decent last season and got them to 8-8 with zero weapons. He had no one.  I couldn't even name an offense impact player who's jersey I would get for the Jets because they had none.  Now they have a few.  I think the defense last season was good enough to get them into the playoffs and farther.  They will be better this season and if they do get better and our offense is even slightly above average I think the Jets can and will surprise. 

 

And imagine Hill decides to wake up and be an NFL Wide Receiver.  Biggest X Factor in the league right there.  I think the offense right now has all the pieces to be really really good.  I think Hill performing to his potential and being a 6'5'' receiver who runs a 4.4 makes the Jets great because the offense would be unstoppable.  

 

Sorry for the rant I'm just crazy pumped for this season

 

Thoughts?


Edited by JetFanatic, 25 June 2014 - 04:48 PM.

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#2 Arsis

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 04:50 PM

I just got wood I'm so excited.
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#3 RutgersJetFan

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 04:50 PM

Sometimes I imagine what the guy who first discovered that you could drink milk from a cow was thinking. I have yet to come up with any scenarios where he isn't a giant pervert.
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(Chandler)'s a nice piece as long as he's the 7th most important player on your roster....I think they're going to be disappointed when they see he's just a pumped-up Drew Gooden.


#4 Arsis

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 04:55 PM

Sometimes I imagine what the guy who first discovered that you could drink milk from a cow was thinking. I have yet to come up with any scenarios where he isn't a giant pervert.


He was thirsty and wanted milk?
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#5 T0mShane

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:04 PM

Sometimes I imagine what the guy who first discovered that you could drink milk from a cow was thinking. I have yet to come up with any scenarios where he isn't a giant pervert.



What about the first guy to decide he wanted to eat a lobster?
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Well, that's the internet, man: 9 billion tough guys who secretly want to touch your pee-pee.

#6 Arsis

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:10 PM

What about the first guy to decide he wanted to eat a lobster?


Probably saw a bird eat one or somesh*t and was really hungry.


You people just want to sexualize animals.
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#7 T0mShane

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:14 PM

Probably saw a bird eat one or somesh*t and was really hungry.


You people just want to sexualize animals.



Birds do not eat lobster, bro. COME ON
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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:14 PM

First is possible, if not probable. It's the most likely to happen.

 

Second is possible, but not probable. I just don't see it. Is he as bad as he was last season to start? No. Is he as good as people claim him to be the second half? No. He's somewhere in the middle and probably a solid back-up in this league.

 

Third isn't possible and is a meth-infused pipe dream. He didn't produce in college and hasn't shown ANYTHING that says lights are going to turn on.

 

One out of three ain't bad.


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#9 T0mShane

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:17 PM

First is possible, if not probable. It's the most likely to happen.

Second is possible, but not probable. I just don't see it. Is he as bad as he was last season to start? No. Is he as good as people claim him to be the second half? No. He's somewhere in the middle and probably a solid back-up in this league.

Third isn't possible and is a meth-infused pipe dream. He didn't produce in college and hasn't shown ANYTHING that says lights are going to turn on.

One out of three ain't bad.



Carl, do birds eat lobster?
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#10 Arsis

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:18 PM

Carl, do birds eat lobster?


I'm allergic so I can't read about lobster. Sorry.
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#11 slats

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:21 PM

"Imagine"
 

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

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back in my room
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#12 CrazyCarl40

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:23 PM

Carl, do birds eat lobster?


Only from Maine on Sundays with butter.
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#13 Larz

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:26 PM

what about the first c-section ?

 

yeah lets just cut the baby out....

 

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#14 T0mShane

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:26 PM

You guys are no help
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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:30 PM

That is why they call him jetfanatic


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#16 T0mShane

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:33 PM

This, from PawNation:

Humans are the No. 1 predator for adult lobsters. With their hard exoskeletons and large pinchers, lobsters are well-adapted to protecting themselves against would-be predators in the sea. Occasionally seals will eat full-grown lobsters. Cod are the most likely of fish to chow down on these benthic crustaceans. Opportunistic raccoons have been known to raid lobster pounds, although they would never be able to catch such a delectable treat as a wild lobster. Lobsters in captivity will eat each other if left unchecked, but fully cannibalistic behavior has never been witnessed in the wild.


Molting Lobsters

Once they reach adulthood, lobsters are unlikely to be eaten unless they're molting. Lobsters molt up to 25 times in their first 5 years of life. When they reach adulthood, molting slows to once a year and later once every few years. When a lobster sheds a shell, it can take up to two weeks for the lobster's new shell to fully harden. Molting lobsters, if caught out of their hiding place, may get eaten by other animals that patrol the ocean floors. A lobster may even eat another lobster if it happens upon one in this vulnerable state. Surprisingly, a male lobster has never been observed interrupting the reproductive process by eating a shell-less female -- lobsters can mate only when the female has just molted.


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#17 Il Mostro

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:49 PM

What about the first guy to decide he wanted to eat a lobster?

 

At least the first guy who decided to eat raw oysters had his head screwed on right.


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Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:54 PM

I wont be surprised if this thread takes a turn to gerbils.


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#19 Arsis

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 06:20 PM

This, from PawNation:


Same site says lobsters get eaten by seagulls before adulthood.
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#20 The Crusher

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 06:21 PM



 

Jetnation is a special place.

 

1. OP is excited about this season

 

2. Birds eat lobsters

 

3. No they dont

 

4. Crusher is excited about eating bird and lobsters

 

5. Profit


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#21 GREENBEAN

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 06:25 PM

At least the first guy who decided to eat raw oysters had his head screwed on right.

Hey I found a rock with a snot in it….. I think I'm gonna eat it.  :D

 

This whole conversation is a routine from Jim Gaffigan. It's awesome.  Enjoy. 

 


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Posted 25 June 2014 - 08:11 PM

You remind me of the kind of person who started the MLS.  No Seriously.  Good take.


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#23 Greenseed4

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 08:20 PM

It's my understanding that anything that can be eaten, has been. And anything that can't be eaten has as well, probably multiple times.

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#24 jgb

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:48 AM

over/under on suicide for OP when none of this happens? i say week 7.


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#25 jgb

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:49 AM

 

"Imagine"
 

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

 

 

commie


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