Integrity28 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 take that petition to chicago and pay a guy some money and you'll have 10,000 signatures of dead people before sundown. Or take it across the Mason Dixon and tell two million hillbillies that the Civil War is still secretly going on. With a 30-day self ban on the line, nobody will have to work nearly this hard to get 20 signatures. Heck I'll sign once for each of my personalities, then you should only need like 4-5 more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 With a 30-day self ban on the line, nobody will have to work nearly this hard to get 20 signatures. Heck I'll sign once for each of my personalities, then you should only need like 4-5 more. unfortunately for you none are legally competent to execute documents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 You people are going about this the wrong way- Tom loves the attention you are giving him- just ignore him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Can we get this pinned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 No way we remove Tom. Max committed to have a diversity radio crew and Gays willing to give up their Tuesday nights are hard to find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaJetsFan Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 I know I'm willing to take my chances. Anyone else? *Swarms of villagers gather with pitchforks and torches* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 a village needs its idiot.. Shame stays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 a village needs its idiot.. Shame stays I don't think we will have any shortage of idiots if Tom leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 I don't understand the grilled cheese. Everything else about this thread makes perfect sense. Last Updated: Tuesday, 23 November, 2004, 11:54 GMT 'Virgin Mary' toast fetches $28,000 The toast is not intended for consumption A decade-old toasted cheese sandwich said to bear an image of the Virgin Mary has sold on the eBay auction website for $28,000. An internet casino confirmed it had purchased the sandwich, saying it had become a "part of pop culture". Goldenpalace.com says it will take the sandwich on world tour before selling it and donating the money to charity. Diane Duyser, from Florida, says the sandwich has never gone mouldy since she made it 10 years ago. By the time the sandwich auction closed on Monday the sale had received over 1.7 million hits on the auction site. 'Mystical power' "We will definitely use the sandwich to raise money for charity, and we hope it will raise people's spirits as well," said Richard Rowe, the casino's CEO. "With the... thousands of search engine queries, it is obvious that this is something people want to know more about... and Golden Palace will help spread the word. "We believe that everyone should be able to see it and learn of its mystical power for themselves." Last week, Mrs Duyser told reporters the sandwich had brought her luck - including winnings of $70,000 at a casino near her Florida home. I went to take a bite out of it, and then I saw this lady looking back at me. I hollered for [my husband]. It scared me at first Diane Duyser Mrs Duyser says she noticed the image burned into her sandwich as she was about to tuck into it in autumn 1994. "I went to take a bite out of it, and then I saw this lady looking back at me," she said, according to the Chicago Tribune newspaper. "I hollered for him," she said, gesturing to her husband, Greg. "It scared me at first." She says she has done nothing to preserve the sandwich except keeping it in a plastic box, but "it doesn't fall apart or crumble or anything". Nevertheless, before auctioning her sandwich Mrs Duyser cautioned buyers that it was "not intended for consumption". The item has inspired sellers to place dozens of spin-off items on the online auction site, including attempts at replica burnt toast, T-shirts, ornamental plates, and domain names. One seller is even offering a "Virgin Mary" sandwich toaster - though the item description includes the caveat that the item "may or may not reproduce the Virgin Mary image". http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4034787.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego My Lageman Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 He the poor mans Howard Stern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 When I got the Virgin Mary on my toast and i just ate it. You mean to say i ate a $28,000 breakfast. Damn me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 You ate the Virgin Mary and all you can think about is money? Heathen!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 He the poor mans Howard Stern Don't you mean Perez Hilton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 so today I go to cvs for the old rubbers and lube purchase. guess who checks me out ? the woman who goes to church with my wife she just started working at CVS part time awkward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 so today I go to cvs for the old rubbers and lube purchase. guess who checks me out ? the woman who goes to church with my wife she just started working at CVS part time awkward Was the lube for T0m? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Was the lube for T0m? nah, he likes it rough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 nah, he likes it rough He NEEDS it rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Arsis is on fruggin fire in this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Was the lube for T0m? You don't need lube with him, you need to tie a 2x4 to your ass to keep from falling in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Bump. Your revolution has failed. You and JiF are failures. Submit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Was the lube for T0m? Tom is cheap, he's a spitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Your revolution has failed. You and JiF are failures. Submit. Bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 This has made it all the way to 11 supporters. Impressive, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 This has made it all the way to 11 supporters. Impressive, lol. 11 freedom fighters! Victory or death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 The toast is not intended for consumption This broke me up for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoicsentry Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Seriously though, I like T0m on the show. Hope he comes back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Seriously though, I like T0m on the show. Hope he comes back. Thanks, sto. I move on Monday, and the Optimum Online Triple Play guy will install my 50 MBPS connection on Thursday. I'll miss one more show, then I'll be in full throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Seriously though, I like T0m on the show. Hope he comes back. Negative Nellies stick together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 someone needs to make a lube tube that you can keep a grip on, like with ribs or something so annoying when you are in the swing and can't find it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Negative Nellies stick together. As recently as March, if you'd said that stoicsentry could ever be referred to as a "Negative Nellie," I would have slapped you in the face and called you a liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoicsentry Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 As recently as March, if you'd said that stoicsentry could ever be referred to as a "Negative Nellie," I would have slapped you in the face and called you a liar. This is basically how it went down: Being a Jets fan... it will take us all one day. Some last longer than others, but you can't escape it forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 This is basically how it went down: Being a Jets fan... it will take us all one day. Some last longer than others, but you can't escape it forever. Welcome. We've been waiting for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Welcome. We've been waiting for you. The Ilk grows ever stronger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 so today I go to cvs for the old rubbers and lube purchase. guess who checks me out ? the woman who goes to church with my wife she just started working at CVS part time awkward Soooo, did you end up bangin' her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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