dbatesman Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 There are still true believers in Mark Sanchez. What a country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxgreen Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Sanchez playing better? Well, he's being coached by the brightest offensive mind in the country. What do you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartanJet Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Not really a believer in Sanchez more of a non believer in the big buffoon and the clown coaches he chose. I'd love to see Sanchez do well just to have more anti foot fetish material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Practice? We talking 'bout practice? Sanchez is #1 practice quarterbacking supreme guy champion . Everyone knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 #TeamMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Mike Kelly went out and got a new tat. Its getting serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Mike Kelly went out and got a new tat. ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaJetsFan Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 ...? You'll forgive PR37 for being stupid - he's merely representing the entire Patriots fan base, and doing so quite accurately! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TnT Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Mike Kelly went out and got a new tat. Its getting serious. Chip Kelly sends his regards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Shocker ^^^^^^ Didn't read the whole blurb, like at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Sanchez beat out Clemens, showed some really nifty footwork, and after 3 years of Schottenheimer and one year of Sparano was a mere husk of what he started out as. Now he's getting another chance, not as a starter but another chance with a better OC. He's already beaten out what's-his-face for second string. There is nothing here or in any report to suggest that Sanchez has improved .01% in any way whatsoever. Three years of Schottenheimer and one year of Sparano, lol. I'm no fan of either one, but QBs from Drew Brees to Chad Pennington had good seasons with those guys coaching them. The first 2 years of Rivers's career he was working daily with Schottenheimer. What I read above is vintage stuff. A couple of throws that get a coach excited, then other catchable throws with bad placement, as well as terrible throws that are uncatchable to an otherwise open receiver. In practice those bad throws are overlooked as only 2 out of 10. In games that's 1 less first down (or TD) and 1 pick in those 10 attempts. Nothing new here, and certainly no evidence that he has made any improvements in his game at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Mike Kelly went out and got a new tat. Its getting serious. It is so adorable when you try to act like a smart person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 It is so adorable when you try to act like a smart person. Sore vag today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Chip Kelly made Nick Foles into a way better QB than he actually is. Wouldn't surprise me that in his system that Sanchez would at most be a viable backup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 Chip Kelly made Nick Foles into a way better QB than he actually is. Wouldn't surprise me that in his system that Sanchez would at most be a viable backup. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 Chip Kelly made Nick Foles into a way better QB than he actually is. Wouldn't surprise me that in his system that Sanchez would at most be a viable backup. Except that coaching has no impact on how well players perform. #Rex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSJ Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Sanchez leading the Eagles deep into the playoffs is going to be so glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32EBoozer Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 You forgot..."without 6ft plus guys moving side to side with their arms reaching up in praise of their lord and savior, Jesus H Christ." I don't think that was necessary. I'm one that has accepted Jesus as my Savior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 At Most a Viable Backup: The Mark Sanchez Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Sanchez threw a ball to the Eagles safety today, who dropped the pick. #thatssosanchez Should I make a new thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Sanchez threw a ball to the Eagles safety today, who dropped the pick. #thatssosanchez Should I make a new thread? It'd probably be funnier to just necro the dropped interceptions thread from a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TnT Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 I don't think that was necessary. I'm one that has accepted Jesus as my Savior. I'll take into consideration your sensitivity next time I make a religious reference ...this statement however, only noted that all DL have to do is raise their hands like in church to bat balls down. If you're offended by THAT,...I don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32EBoozer Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 I'll take into consideration your sensitivity next time I make a religious reference ...this statement however, only noted that all DL have to do is raise their hands like in church to bat balls down. If you're offended by THAT,...I don't care. Maybe that's how it should have been stated then. I was offended by the name of my Lord used as if it were a piece of toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 JETS always make that mistake and they never learn. Just watch Sanchez go to the playoffs as a backup and weep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TnT Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Maybe that's how it should have been stated then. I was offended by the name of my Lord used as if it were a piece of toilet paper. Lol...you're absolutely right...what you took totally out of context should have been worded differently to better appease you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 No religious talk means no religious talk. Take this nonsense to pms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I don't think that was necessary. I'm one that has accepted Jesus as my Savior. I found it offensive too... How can someone try that hard and still produce zero funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I was offended when Pennington was called noodle arm, as a Pastafarian and member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Sanchez playing better? Well, he's being coached by the brightest offensive mind in the country. What do you expect? Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TnT Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Practice? We talking 'bout practice? Sanchez is #1 practice quarterbacking supreme guy champion . Everyone knows. Bwahahahaaahaaa! Whew...that Allen Iverson reference gets me every time! And it's like extra funny because of the Philly connection! And here I just thought you were a putz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I was offended when Pennington was called noodle arm, as a Pastafarian and member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Gnocchi and Pappardelle, or bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Bwahahahaaahaaa! Whew...that Allen Iverson reference gets me every time! And it's like extra funny because of the Philly connection! And here I just thought you were a putz. I am more of a jerk. Putz's tend to type a lot more for minimal insult/joke payoff. They also use mock laughter as a substitute for wit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Lol...you're absolutely right...what you took totally out of context should have been worded differently to better appease you. Yes, it could have been worded to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 A top 5 draft pick being celebrated for beating out Matt Barkley. Only at JN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Mark Sanchez getting MVP votes in December would be the greatest Jets story to ever transpire. Jim Plunkett/Sanchez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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