Sperm Edwards Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 In case you know what they are, but not by name, they're the tiny-brimmed hats that have been in for the past whatever number of years. This has to be the queerest thing this side of Tom Brady at Carnival. I totally do not get this. Granted, I don't get a lot of fashion, but that little brim is like hat glans. I'm not talking about girls wearing them. A hot girl could be totally off the charts sexy wearing one of my father's torn, baggy tighty-whities before Mom used to turn them into dust rags. I mean guys not named Frank Sinatra. Do you wear one of these? Do you have a whole collection of them in different colors or materials? Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Close... but not quite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Here's the kind of guy who wears that hat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 actually my wife does, LOL For guys, its a Gay thing isnt it? I know the gay guy from White Collar on TV always wears one. Not that there's anything wrong with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Here's the kind of guy who wears that hat: Crap, you beat me to it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted August 28, 2014 Author Share Posted August 28, 2014 Yes, I thought of Andre. But in real life, Andre notwithstanding... Anyone care to defend the style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 My friends dragged me to some music festival over here. While I ate lobster rolls and drank whatever strange potion Sadie had mixed with spiked iced tea, I listened to the girl in front of us talk about these hats. She said "I want to get Bob one. They are so cute, but every guy that I see wearing one looks like a douchebag." Cue a guy walking by wearing one and she points and shouts "See? Douchebag!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 My friends dragged me to some music festival over here. While I ate lobster rolls and drank whatever strange potion Sadie had mixed with spiked iced tea, I listened to the girl in front of us talk about these hats. She said "I want to get Bob one. They are so cute, but every guy that I see wearing one looks like a douchebag." Cue a guy walking by wearing one and she points and shouts "See? Douchebag!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 They don't look all that bad on bass players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Actually, Tom Landry wore it well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 They don't look all that bad on bass players. I take it you're a bass player? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I take it you're a bass player? Sometimes, but I have such a spectacular head of hair that I never wear a hat. I know a couple guys, though, who won't gig without one. They're probably pretty sharp on sax players, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 The wife calls them Birth Control Hats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Show me a man in that hat, and I'll show you a man with an awesome train set in his basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 the 20's are over fellas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rex-n-effect Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 If you're going to wear an old-timey hat then old-timey hat rules should apply. That means never wearing your hat indoors. So if you see a douche wearing one indoors it is rude not to punch it right off his stupid head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bx Jet Fan Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 I confused a Tribble from Star Trek with this. I think Tribbles look better to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayray19 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Anyone wearing one of these is an IDIOT. Mods, please ban them. Unless Idzick starts wearing one, then it will be cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Harris Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Quite frankly, haters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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