Sperm Edwards Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 To the 3 people who treasure all things unabridged, sorry for my absence. It was 100% for personal reasons having nothing to do with the site or the team. I didn't realize it until I just looked it up, but my last post here was the night of our 1st loss, so we were only 1-1 with a narrow loss to a better team, and even that was after the late, game-tying TD pass was erased. Things seem a tiny bit worse now. I haven't seen every game. 2 games (Bears & Lions) I missed outright. Chargers game I was lucky enough to catch at someone else's house. Broncos game I saw parts of (on & off) and caught most of the Pats game. The games I've seen I mostly only had my phone with me, and I can't get a thought across in Twitter-length posts (which is all I can bear typing on a tiny touch screen). Plus after it had been a while I felt a 4-word post was inappropriate for whatever reason. Also since my my mind has been elsewhere I didn't feel like explaining anything, and wasn't sure when I'd have time to read what's going on here. Truthfully I still don't feel like discussing my absence, as it's a private matter, and hope people understand. Anyway, glad to be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Didn't even notice you were missing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nj meadowlands Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 WELCOME BACK BRO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Glad to see you back. I hope everything is well. Also, my apologies that you caught the chargers game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Welcome back- you were missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 Didn't even notice you were missing Because you still dream about me nightly, silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Hope all is well, Sperm. Good to have you back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 To the 3 people who treasure all things unabridged, sorry for my absence. It was 100% for personal reasons having nothing to do with the site or the team. I didn't realize it until I just looked it up, but my last post here was the night of our 1st loss, so we were only 1-1 with a narrow loss to a better team, and even that was after the late, game-tying TD pass was erased. Things seem a tiny bit worse now. I haven't seen every game. 2 games (Bears & Lions) I missed outright. Chargers game I was lucky enough to catch at someone else's house. Broncos game I saw parts of (on & off) and caught most of the Pats game. The games I've seen I mostly only had my phone with me, and I can't get a thought across in Twitter-length posts (which is all I can bear typing on a tiny touch screen). Plus after it had been a while I felt a 4-word post was inappropriate for whatever reason. Also since my my mind has been elsewhere I didn't feel like explaining anything, and wasn't sure when I'd have time to read what's going on here. Truthfully I still don't feel like discussing my absence, as it's a private matter, and hope people understand. Anyway, glad to be back. So this is all YOUR fault! Just kidding. Welcome back, buddy. I hope everything is OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Because you still dream about me nightly, silly. Homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 Hope all is well, Sperm. Good to have you back. Crap, you're still here? See you all in February. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Who are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Welcome back. Great to hear from you. Hope everything is well. Chargers game I was lucky enough to catch You are the only JETS fan to say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I think that is the shortest post you have ever typed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJets Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 you've been called out in your absence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Welcome back buddy. I missed you, a lot. Hope all is well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Welcome back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Just hope everything is sorted out and that everyone is OK now or dealing just as best as possibly can be expected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 To the 3 people who treasure all things unabridged, sorry for my absence. It was 100% for personal reasons having nothing to do with the site or the team. I didn't realize it until I just looked it up, but my last post here was the night of our 1st loss, so we were only 1-1 with a narrow loss to a better team, and even that was after the late, game-tying TD pass was erased. Things seem a tiny bit worse now. I haven't seen every game. 2 games (Bears & Lions) I missed outright. Chargers game I was lucky enough to catch at someone else's house. Broncos game I saw parts of (on & off) and caught most of the Pats game. The games I've seen I mostly only had my phone with me, and I can't get a thought across in Twitter-length posts (which is all I can bear typing on a tiny touch screen). Plus after it had been a while I felt a 4-word post was inappropriate for whatever reason. Also since my my mind has been elsewhere I didn't feel like explaining anything, and wasn't sure when I'd have time to read what's going on here. Truthfully I still don't feel like discussing my absence, as it's a private matter, and hope people understand. Anyway, glad to be back. Welcome back, hope everything is alright and there's obviously no need for you to feel like discussing it. Just so you know, people have been asking about you in your absence. Don't worry, none of it's been positive, so you should feel like you never felt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Also S.E., we have a new guy here win4ever and a few of us thought that he might actually have been you. He's the best new poster on the site since the new mass exodus occurred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 To the 3 people who treasure all things unabridged, sorry for my absence. It was 100% for personal reasons having nothing to do with the site or the team. I didn't realize it until I just looked it up, but my last post here was the night of our 1st loss, so we were only 1-1 with a narrow loss to a better team, and even that was after the late, game-tying TD pass was erased. Things seem a tiny bit worse now. I haven't seen every game. 2 games (Bears & Lions) I missed outright. Chargers game I was lucky enough to catch at someone else's house. Broncos game I saw parts of (on & off) and caught most of the Pats game. The games I've seen I mostly only had my phone with me, and I can't get a thought across in Twitter-length posts (which is all I can bear typing on a tiny touch screen). Plus after it had been a while I felt a 4-word post was inappropriate for whatever reason. Also since my my mind has been elsewhere I didn't feel like explaining anything, and wasn't sure when I'd have time to read what's going on here. Truthfully I still don't feel like discussing my absence, as it's a private matter, and hope people understand. Anyway, glad to be back. Hope all well my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 To the 3 people who treasure all things unabridged, sorry for my absence. It was 100% for personal reasons having nothing to do with the site or the team. I didn't realize it until I just looked it up, but my last post here was the night of our 1st loss, so we were only 1-1 with a narrow loss to a better team, and even that was after the late, game-tying TD pass was erased. Things seem a tiny bit worse now. I haven't seen every game. 2 games (Bears & Lions) I missed outright. Chargers game I was lucky enough to catch at someone else's house. Broncos game I saw parts of (on & off) and caught most of the Pats game. The games I've seen I mostly only had my phone with me, and I can't get a thought across in Twitter-length posts (which is all I can bear typing on a tiny touch screen). Plus after it had been a while I felt a 4-word post was inappropriate for whatever reason. Also since my my mind has been elsewhere I didn't feel like explaining anything, and wasn't sure when I'd have time to read what's going on here. Truthfully I still don't feel like discussing my absence, as it's a private matter, and hope people understand. Anyway, glad to be back. I was the first to notice you were gone.... and people say I'm self-important. I'm the best. lol, welcome back - hope everything is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 welcome back, I hope all is well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Crap, you're still here? See you all in February. Happy trails... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Good to see you back, Sperm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Welcome back, hope everything is alright and there's obviously no need for you to feel like discussing it. Just so you know, people have been asking about you in your absence. Don't worry, none of it's been positive, so you should feel like you never felt. Between Sperm's absence and your inability to cover for him on essay-lengthed posts in the interim, JN's words per post rate has plummeted. So sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 GO AWAY WE WERE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 To the 3 people who treasure all things unabridged, sorry for my absence. It was 100% for personal reasons having nothing to do with the site or the team. I didn't realize it until I just looked it up, but my last post here was the night of our 1st loss, so we were only 1-1 with a narrow loss to a better team, and even that was after the late, game-tying TD pass was erased. Things seem a tiny bit worse now. I haven't seen every game. 2 games (Bears & Lions) I missed outright. Chargers game I was lucky enough to catch at someone else's house. Broncos game I saw parts of (on & off) and caught most of the Pats game. The games I've seen I mostly only had my phone with me, and I can't get a thought across in Twitter-length posts (which is all I can bear typing on a tiny touch screen). Plus after it had been a while I felt a 4-word post was inappropriate for whatever reason. Also since my my mind has been elsewhere I didn't feel like explaining anything, and wasn't sure when I'd have time to read what's going on here. Truthfully I still don't feel like discussing my absence, as it's a private matter, and hope people understand. Anyway, glad to be back. hey Spermy its good to have you back bro. BUT Im not sure you were lucky to see the SD game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 you've been called out in your absence Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Straw Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 To the 3 people who treasure all things unabridged, sorry for my absence. It was 100% for personal reasons having nothing to do with the site or the team. I didn't realize it until I just looked it up, but my last post here was the night of our 1st loss, so we were only 1-1 with a narrow loss to a better team, and even that was after the late, game-tying TD pass was erased. Things seem a tiny bit worse now. I haven't seen every game. 2 games (Bears & Lions) I missed outright. Chargers game I was lucky enough to catch at someone else's house. Broncos game I saw parts of (on & off) and caught most of the Pats game. The games I've seen I mostly only had my phone with me, and I can't get a thought across in Twitter-length posts (which is all I can bear typing on a tiny touch screen). Plus after it had been a while I felt a 4-word post was inappropriate for whatever reason. Also since my my mind has been elsewhere I didn't feel like explaining anything, and wasn't sure when I'd have time to read what's going on here. Truthfully I still don't feel like discussing my absence, as it's a private matter, and hope people understand. Anyway, glad to be back. Just realized you were gone. But we really missed you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Something strange saying I missed my Sperm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 To the 3 people who treasure all things unabridged, sorry for my absence. It was 100% for personal reasons having nothing to do with the site or the team. I didn't realize it until I just looked it up, but my last post here was the night of our 1st loss, so we were only 1-1 with a narrow loss to a better team, and even that was after the late, game-tying TD pass was erased. Things seem a tiny bit worse now. I haven't seen every game. 2 games (Bears & Lions) I missed outright. Chargers game I was lucky enough to catch at someone else's house. Broncos game I saw parts of (on & off) and caught most of the Pats game. The games I've seen I mostly only had my phone with me, and I can't get a thought across in Twitter-length posts (which is all I can bear typing on a tiny touch screen). Plus after it had been a while I felt a 4-word post was inappropriate for whatever reason. Also since my my mind has been elsewhere I didn't feel like explaining anything, and wasn't sure when I'd have time to read what's going on here. Truthfully I still don't feel like discussing my absence, as it's a private matter, and hope people understand. Anyway, glad to be back. Who are you again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 Who are you again? Waterpistol Of Bavaria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrunder Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Missed you so much brah, we never hear about Sanchez anymore, does he suck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 Missed you so much brah, we never hear about Sanchez anymore, does he suck? Of course. You never hear about him anymore because he took the pussy way out and isn't playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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