jack48 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 To the 3 people who treasure all things unabridged, sorry for my absence. It was 100% for personal reasons having nothing to do with the site or the team. I didn't realize it until I just looked it up, but my last post here was the night of our 1st loss, so we were only 1-1 with a narrow loss to a better team, and even that was after the late, game-tying TD pass was erased. Things seem a tiny bit worse now. I haven't seen every game. 2 games (Bears & Lions) I missed outright. Chargers game I was lucky enough to catch at someone else's house. Broncos game I saw parts of (on & off) and caught most of the Pats game. The games I've seen I mostly only had my phone with me, and I can't get a thought across in Twitter-length posts (which is all I can bear typing on a tiny touch screen). Plus after it had been a while I felt a 4-word post was inappropriate for whatever reason. Also since my my mind has been elsewhere I didn't feel like explaining anything, and wasn't sure when I'd have time to read what's going on here. Truthfully I still don't feel like discussing my absence, as it's a private matter, and hope people understand. Anyway, glad to be back. It's good to be missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Welcome back. Hope all is well. About this team.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 To the 3 people who treasure all things unabridged, sorry for my absence. It was 100% for personal reasons having nothing to do with the site or the team. I didn't realize it until I just looked it up, but my last post here was the night of our 1st loss, so we were only 1-1 with a narrow loss to a better team, and even that was after the late, game-tying TD pass was erased. Things seem a tiny bit worse now. I haven't seen every game. 2 games (Bears & Lions) I missed outright. Chargers game I was lucky enough to catch at someone else's house. Broncos game I saw parts of (on & off) and caught most of the Pats game. The games I've seen I mostly only had my phone with me, and I can't get a thought across in Twitter-length posts (which is all I can bear typing on a tiny touch screen). Plus after it had been a while I felt a 4-word post was inappropriate for whatever reason. Also since my my mind has been elsewhere I didn't feel like explaining anything, and wasn't sure when I'd have time to read what's going on here. Truthfully I still don't feel like discussing my absence, as it's a private matter, and hope people understand. Anyway, glad to be back. Was it crabs? I bet it was crabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Between Sperm's absence and your inability to cover for him on essay-lengthed posts in the interim, JN's words per post rate has plummeted. So sad. Sperm and I had a handshake agreement that we would both take breaks from our respective rantings to see how many days it would take the rest of you to make up for each one of our missing posts. We're still waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Hilarious. Yeah, that was a treat. And apparently you named your puppy dog after me? That's so sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlife33 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 To the 3 people who treasure all things unabridged, sorry for my absence. It was 100% for personal reasons having nothing to do with the site or the team. I didn't realize it until I just looked it up, but my last post here was the night of our 1st loss, so we were only 1-1 with a narrow loss to a better team, and even that was after the late, game-tying TD pass was erased. Things seem a tiny bit worse now. I haven't seen every game. 2 games (Bears & Lions) I missed outright. Chargers game I was lucky enough to catch at someone else's house. Broncos game I saw parts of (on & off) and caught most of the Pats game. The games I've seen I mostly only had my phone with me, and I can't get a thought across in Twitter-length posts (which is all I can bear typing on a tiny touch screen). Plus after it had been a while I felt a 4-word post was inappropriate for whatever reason. Also since my my mind has been elsewhere I didn't feel like explaining anything, and wasn't sure when I'd have time to read what's going on here. Truthfully I still don't feel like discussing my absence, as it's a private matter, and hope people understand. Anyway, glad to be back. Welcome back Sperm. I hope everything is going well, it's great to have you back on JN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Weclome to the board and I look forward to your future posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GimmeShelter Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Welcome back SE....... hope all is well. Really looking forward to your current thoughts on "The Plan" ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJets Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Hilarious. Lol I know. Hope all is well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 Lol I know. Hope all is well. I should have waited until after this next game to return - if we won - just because. Would have been much more fun that way I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I figured the board just ran out of bandwidth. Welcome back to the internet Sperm Edwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrunder Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Was it crabs? I bet it was crabs. I think lockjaw was more likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrunder Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I should have waited until after this next game to return - if we won - just because. Would have been much more fun that way I think. yeah, would have been so dope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrunder Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Yeah, that was a treat. And apparently you named your puppy dog after me? That's so sweet. Nah, you are more like pre-sperm, like that pre-c\/m stuff that clears out the plumbing before the real thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 Eww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Nah, you are more like pre-sperm, like that pre-c\/m stuff that clears out the plumbing before the real thing. What you'd probably call "an appetizer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Oh, its you. f u lol wheres Mrs. Sperm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrunder Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 What you'd probably call "an appetizer". Did you snort-laugh at yourself as you typed this? You used to be sort of ok at this kind of thing, what happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 To the 3 people who treasure all things unabridged, sorry for my absence. It was 100% for personal reasons having nothing to do with the site or the team. I didn't realize it until I just looked it up, but my last post here was the night of our 1st loss, so we were only 1-1 with a narrow loss to a better team, and even that was after the late, game-tying TD pass was erased. Things seem a tiny bit worse now. I haven't seen every game. 2 games (Bears & Lions) I missed outright. Chargers game I was lucky enough to catch at someone else's house. Broncos game I saw parts of (on & off) and caught most of the Pats game. The games I've seen I mostly only had my phone with me, and I can't get a thought across in Twitter-length posts (which is all I can bear typing on a tiny touch screen). Plus after it had been a while I felt a 4-word post was inappropriate for whatever reason. Also since my my mind has been elsewhere I didn't feel like explaining anything, and wasn't sure when I'd have time to read what's going on here. Truthfully I still don't feel like discussing my absence, as it's a private matter, and hope people understand. Anyway, glad to be back. Didn't miss you at all Sperm as at least I had the common courtesy to post my "I'm back" thread in the lounge Glad to hear everything is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Didn't miss you at all Sperm as at least I had the common courtesy to post my "I'm back" thread in the lounge Glad to hear everything is cool. Do you want a cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Did you snort-laugh at yourself as you typed this? You used to be sort of ok at this kind of thing, what happened? Used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrunder Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Used to be. Sad, like a race horse that used to always finish 3rd or 4th.... Now is always finishing 8th or 9th. Was never good enough to win, but at least used to be able to have a decent showing. Now, would be better off out to pasture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Do you want a cookie? A beer would be preferable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Sad, like a race horse that used to always finish 3rd or 4th.... Now is always finishing 8th or 9th. Was never good enough to win, but at least used to be able to have a decent showing. Now, would be better off out to pasture. Not the first time I've been compared to a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Not the first time I've been compared to a horse. We know, jackass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Oh, its you. f u lol wheres Mrs. Sperm? Didn't miss you at all Sperm as at least I had the common courtesy to post my "I'm back" thread in the lounge Glad to hear everything is cool. 1) My sense of self-worth is more inflated than yours. 2) When did you come back? 3) Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Thought you got banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Hello Spoimey - Glad to see you back. There's been a lot of Chad talk lately. We need that squelched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Nah, you are more like pre-sperm, like that pre-c\/m stuff that clears out the plumbing before the real thing. Sounds like you are putting waaay too much thought into this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Weclome to the board and I look forward to your future posts. This X10000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Sounds like you are putting waaay too much thought into this. No kidding. It's not as if his infatuation with me wasn't creepy enough already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Nah, you are more like pre-sperm, like that pre-c\/m stuff that clears out the plumbing before the real thing. What the hell are you doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 No kidding. It's not as if his infatuation with me wasn't creepy enough already. tl, dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 What the hell are you doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrunder Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 What the hell are you doing? I am aspiring to be a JN mod someday, amidoingitright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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