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The Football Gods are Cruel!! A list to apease the Gods..


budda12ax7

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Like the rest of the JETS fandom....Enough. Truely the Football Gods have abandoned the JETS. Nothing goes right...Vick plays decently, but we still lose. Blame whom you want: Bad Owner, Bad Coach, Bad GM....BUT things can't ALWAYS go wrong, yet for the JETS it does.

 

This is a list of things we can do to win back the Football Gods:

 

1. Change the color back to the original green.

2. Dig up Jimmy Hoffa from the 50 yard line and give him a proper grave...like in the parking lot.

3. Lower the beer prices, and everyone gets free beer for the third quarter.

4. Tie Sexy Rexy, Idzk, and Woody to the goal posts where every one can throw cans of food at their nuts, which will be collected for charity.

5. Bring back Tebow-(he can't do any worse)

6. When you attend the game, you will be allowed to play...so line up....

7. Hire a highschool football Team to substitute for the JETS...Edison High School ? Perth Amboy?

8. Can we import a Canadian Team?

9. Say ten Hail Namath's

 

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