The Crusher Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Yes. Why is it every time one of Mrs Crushers hair clients husbands have a heart attack it's time for me to start another diet? Like clockwork. She tells me about the situation, she pauses about 2 minutes, she tears up and then explains how I got to take better care of myself. Within five minutes we are talking about the "steps" I have to take to lose weight. This time she is trying to tell me I have to get one of those healthy sissy bracelets that track your activity. Yeah right! Sign me up for that. I don;t need technology to tell me Im a fat ;azy slob. I got you guys to tell me that. You guys are free too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Why is it every time one of Mrs Crushers hair clients husbands have a heart attack it's time for me to start another diet? Like clockwork. She tells me about the situation, she pauses about 2 minutes, she tears up and then explains how I got to take better care of myself. Within five minutes we are talking about the "steps" I have to take to lose weight. This time she is trying to tell me I have to get one of those healthy sissy bracelets that track your activity. Yeah right! Sign me up for that. I don;t need technology to tell me Im a fat ;azy slob. I got you guys to tell me that. You guys are free too. So... what you're saying is that JIF is the only sissy bracelet you need in your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 It's not like I can;t lose weight. I can pretty easily. I have numerous times. Im just really ******* gifted at finding it again. I wish dudes would just stop having heart attacks and sh*t. They have the heart attacks and Im the one who has to go without salt and fatty food for three months until Mrs Crusher finds another issue to deal with. So please I beg all of you... Go get your heart checked. If your on medicine for high blood pressure, take that sh*t. If you got a pacemaker pop your popcorn don;t microwave it. Stop eating trans fats and all that happy horse sh*t. Theres a fat man with a wife that loves him who needs you do to your part. Please help. /Thanks you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 So... what you're saying is that JIF is the only sissy bracelet you need in your life. That is neither funny or helpful. You are a pretty fat unhealthy bastard? Go get your ******* heart checked dick, before you ruin my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 That is neither funny or helpful. You are a pretty fat unhealthy bastard? Go get your ******* heart checked dick, before you ruin my life. lol okay i will, jeez1!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 That is neither funny or helpful. You are a pretty fat unhealthy bastard? Go get your ******* heart checked dick, before you ruin my life. Ape's heart test came back negative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Ape's heart test came back negative. lol, nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Why is it every time one of Mrs Crushers hair clients husbands have a heart attack it's time for me to start another diet? Like clockwork. She tells me about the situation, she pauses about 2 minutes, she tears up and then explains how I got to take better care of myself. Within five minutes we are talking about the "steps" I have to take to lose weight. This time she is trying to tell me I have to get one of those healthy sissy bracelets that track your activity. Yeah right! Sign me up for that. I don;t need technology to tell me Im a fat ;azy slob. I got you guys to tell me that. You guys are free too. Funny, when one of Pac's ladyfriends husband has a HA, she pauses about 2 minutes, gets a smirk and then starts deep frying his dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 It's a disgusting group of pretentious pseudo-intellectuals. If I ever come across them I'll choke them out with their own sweater vests. I'd love to beat the every living snot out of those 3 nerds. I'd actually pay good money to fight all 3 at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 DCL dropping knowledge. Sex, Drugs and Health! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I'd love to suck the every living spooge out of those 3 nerds. I'd actually pay good money to blow all 3 at the same time. We know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Can we kill the **** out of 80 yet? Like lets kill him, revive him and kill him again. And lets rape him too. Me first though, I want to take his virginity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 We know. I would be into it...but not if RJF is in the mix. **** that fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Can we kill the **** out of 80 yet? Like lets kill him, revive him and kill him again. And lets rape him too. Me first though, I want to take his virginity. 80 is so repulsive, his own penis doesn't even want to be there when he loses his virginity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I would be into it...but not if RJF is in the mix. **** that fag. I thought that was implied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Ape's heart test came back negative. I love that we share a heart together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 80 is so repulsive, his own penis doesn't even want to be there when he loses his virginity. Is it true, if you dont use it, you lose it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Is it true, if you dont use it, you lose it? You're asking the wrong person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Funny, when one of Pac's ladyfriends husband has a HA, she pauses about 2 minutes, gets a smirk and then starts deep frying his dinner If only I was that easily replaced. ****!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Sorta like you when your talking about stereo equipment? unvote vote Pac lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Vote 80 for being the Mcally Culking of mafia. how does anyone **** up a name so bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 It's a disgusting group of pretentious pseudo-intellectuals. If I ever come across them I'll choke them out with their own sweater vests. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 @Crush, So we should all be thinner so you can be fatter? I can live with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I'd love to beat the every living snot out of those 3 nerds. I'd actually pay good money to fight all 3 at the same time. can I help please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 @Crush, So we should all be thinner so you can be fatter? I can live with that. I'll lose 15 lbs for this cause! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 You guys don't even know how close TomShane was to playing this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I'll lose 15 lbs for this cause! I'd outbid you at 35 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 You guys don't even know how close TomShane was to playing this game. Not surprised. He's a masochist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I'd outbid you at 35 lol I wouldn't mind going down a bra size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Is it true, if you dont use it, you lose it? Not true, but it is true that my penis hates me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I wouldn't mind going down a bra size. Nyn will slap you for that comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 I was lobbying hard, for the lulz. His response was that you're all a group of backstabbing weasels that conspired against him, and he's never forgiven you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I was lobbying hard, for the lulz. His response was that you're all a group of backstabbing weasels that conspired against him, and he's never forgiven you. I'd lynch him D1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I'd lynch him D1. Then NK me N1. Best day ever for JiF/Verbal/everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 Rl lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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