Augustiniak Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 And don't forget that Wells asked to talk to the guy just to ask about that text. If he called himself the Deflator because he was trying to lose weight don't you think the Pats would have let Wells talk to him? And I suppose when he talked about going to ESPN, he was talking about going to ESPN to tell them about his heroic weight loss battle? what about inflating the balls like rugby balls, to 16 psi? is that about his stomach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 It gets better. They claimed his comment about "not going to ESPN yet" had something to do with getting free shoes. This is really pathetic. That site is PURE comedic gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Harper Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 They want it both ways: they refuse to cooperate with the investigation by giving information and then they get indignant when the Investigators make rational inferences from the information which would not have been necessary if they had cooperated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 The Patriots no longer have to worry about asterisks; they are now officially a joke. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 They want it both ways: they refuse to cooperate with the investigation by giving information and then they get indignant when the Investigators make rational inferences from the information which would not have been necessary if they had cooperated. Give them a break. It's real tough to cover up when you are caught with your hand int he cookie jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better2bgreenthanblue Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 fat guy on diet nicknamed deflator ??? ... Lol Thank you God. I thought it being the nickname his wife gave him was bad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 Patriots are delusional. Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Shhhhh. No talking in the library! Nice to see you made it over.. My thoughts on the whole thing is simply this.. If Brady had come out and said; Look not all QB's grip the ball the same way depending on their hand size. For me I like a slightly less inflated ball however if I broke the league rule I'm sorry and I apologize to the league and accept any punishment for my wrong doing.. 90% of all that has happened wouldn't have. As Walter Scott once wrote; What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 http://wellsreportcontext.com/ When i first encountered this site I thought it was excuses by a bunch of Patriot fan's. I just realized this was the Patriots team response itself. Holy SHEET! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 The Patriots no longer have to worry about asterisks; they are now officially a joke. SAR I Laughingstock of the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Was the text about a "needle" a joke as well? I feel like they can say there's a penis joke somewhere in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM31 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Brady doesn't want to release his text messages because they would implicate Belichick. They already have the Brady to the ball-boy texts. At that point they would have both of them for lying and obstructing the investigation, the cheating itself as well as bringing the game into disrepute. Of course he is not going to give up his text messages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustiniak Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 didn't the guy threaten to inflate the balls to 16? to rugby balls? what the heck does that have anything to do with him losing weight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Fan RI Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 http://deadspin.com/pats-ballghazi-defense-the-deflator-was-just-trying-1704476913 The Pats have launched a website "refuting" the Wells report. One of their more pathetic explanations is that Jim McNally referred to himself as "the Deflator" in texts because he was fat and was trying to lost weight. If this is the best the Pats can come up with, Brady will be sitting until week 6. It has also been reported that Brady's appeal will focus on the authority of Troy Vincent and not on his claimed innocence. Brady is ****ed. I thought this post said Pat fans started this website. When I realized it said the Pats, I laughed uncontrollably for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLV Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 when will the Deflator be on TMZ? Not sure how Kraft could prevent that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bealeb319 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 That is not the point. The Colts were as well. The balls were measured with both guages at halftime. One guage had 3 balls above the ideal gas law range, 5 balls in the 11.32-11.52 range and 3 balls below with the most egregious one being .42 below at 10.9. 8 of the 11 balls deflated to an acceptable range, but if Walt could remember which one he used. IF Walt could remember which of the two distinct needle she used, there muight not be a question of the Patriots guilt. I don't have any questions about their guilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Fan RI Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Was the text about a "needle" a joke as well? I feel like they can say there's a penis joke somewhere in there. The needle is part of the diet. Stick it in the gut and the fat flows out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 The needle is part of the diet. Stick it in the gut and the fat flows out. Just took a dump; has deflated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM31 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Just took a dump; has deflated Just the way Tom likes them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFCEastFan Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Nice to see you made it over.. My thoughts on the whole thing is simply this.. If Brady had come out and said; Look not all QB's grip the ball the same way depending on their hand size. For me I like a slightly less inflated ball however if I broke the league rule I'm sorry and I apologize to the league and accept any punishment for my wrong doing.. 90% of all that has happened wouldn't have. As Walter Scott once wrote; What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.. Thanks Savage. Agreed. This has been totally mis-handled from the get-go by Brady, not to mention Kraft, who puts his foot in his mouth every time he opens it. The team apparently decided that it had to address this before the Super Bowl, which in hindsight was a mistake because it forced Brady to choose between lying (and dealing with an even bigger mess after the truth came out) and telling the truth up front (and possibly getting suspended for the Super Bowl). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Equating deflating to losing weight is beyond embarrassing and it's an absolute insult to anyone's intelligence that is following this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 This whole ridiculous explanation of the guy calling himself the Deflator because he's fat and losing weight just completely brought this to a whole new level of awesome. Not only did they get caught and punished for cheating, but now they're outright embarrassing themselves with excuses my 2nd grade son could do better than. I thought the weight loss thing was a joke this story gets better every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsRay Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Adam Schefter: Source Predicts Tom Brady’s Suspension Will Be Overturned http://nesn.com/2015/05/adam-schefter-source-predicts-tom-bradys-suspension-will-be-overturned/ OH gee the local ball washing fan boys in the media predicts nothing happens to their heroes. The organizations is a joke, the team, their own fans, the media and everything about them just downright embarrassing! Never mind the charade to defend themselves, the fact that they are doing it while thumping their chest while doing it despite yet another scandal to tarnish their legacy, is also a complete joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Adam Schefter: Source Predicts Tom Brady’s Suspension Will Be Overturned http://nesn.com/2015/05/adam-schefter-source-predicts-tom-bradys-suspension-will-be-overturned/ Sounds like the day Alex Rodriguez hired his legal dream team with Joe Tacopina. How did that work out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JN QB Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 This whole thing is 1,000x better than anything Spygate has ever cast over that organization. Pathetic is really the only word I can use, it's literally the worst second hand embarrassment I have felt towards any public figures. Personally I respected Brady like that of Boston fans did Jeter, and feel Brady has been misguided in this entire affair from the start. I don't see any way out now unfortunately for him. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I wonder if Kessler plans on refunding Brady his retainer and any other associated fees now that the arbitrator is the league commissioner? Hahaha. This may be the first time I actually go troll a pats board. Tempting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Adam Schefter: Source Predicts Tom Brady’s Suspension Will Be Overturned http://nesn.com/2015/05/adam-schefter-source-predicts-tom-bradys-suspension-will-be-overturned/ Yeah man, not happening. The league commissioner is arbitrating. Do you have alternate plans for the month of September? For instance I think Striped Bass will be running off the coast of Mass at that time. May be a nice way to preoccupy your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 didn't the guy threaten to inflate the balls to 16? to rugby balls? what the heck does that have anything to do with him losing weight? He said he was going to give Tom a "watermelon". Watermelons are like 100% sugar, so there's all the proof you need that all the texting was related to his weight problem. He knew that eating the watermelon would bust his diet, so he was generously going to give the watermelon to Brady. You Jets fans are so blind and stupid... you can never see the obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I don't have any questions about their guilt. Roger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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