Morrissey Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Here are some of mine, one's that came out in recent years: -Boyhood -American Sniper -Foxcatcher -American Hustle -Argo -Hurt Locker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 RutgersJetsFan hated Mad Max, but thought Interstellar and The Dark Knight Rises were classics, so whatever he says in this thread should be IGNORED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I think I'll find kindred spirits here, but why does America love The Princess Bride? Everybody repeats the quote: "my name is <whatever> montoya...prepare to die", then gazes to the sky with a nostalgic grin. But it isn't a joke. It simply isn't a statement that contains humor. Anything from Mel Brooks. Mel loves many styles of comedy, just not the funny kind. Seth Rogen's portfolio of weiner joke and pot movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombdirt Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Those sh*tty Star Trek reboots. J.J. Abrams has turned me into a bitter fanboy who spends his time whining about Star Trek on internet message boards. It's really taking time away from being a bitter Jets fan who spends his time whining about our QB depth chart on internet message boards. Screw that guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N15J4ibej8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Forest Gump - the most trite, contrived, audience-insulting, horrendous piece of sh*t ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Identity theft. Pretty much anything with Melissa McCarthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Identity theft. Pretty much anything with Melissa McCarthy. is it because you and her have the exact same body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 is it because you and her have the exact same body? No. My t!ts are bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snell41 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Scarface. Borderline comedic overacting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Here are some of mine, one's that came out in recent years: -Boyhood -American Sniper -Foxcatcher -American Hustle -Argo -Hurt Locker Add me to the Boyhood list. That was the biggest waste of time ever. My list: Good Will Hunting American Beauty Castaway All of the Lord of the Rings/Hobbit movies Annie Hall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Forest Gump - the most trite, contrived, audience-insulting, horrendous piece of sh*t ever made. +1000000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I think I'll find kindred spirits here, but why does America love The Princess Bride? Everybody repeats the quote: "my name is <whatever> montoya...prepare to die", then gazes to the sky with a nostalgic grin. But it isn't a joke. It simply isn't a statement that contains humor. Anything from Mel Brooks. Mel loves many styles of comedy, just not the funny kind. Seth Rogen's portfolio of weiner joke and pot movies. Agreed on the Seth Rogen. I have dubbed him the "Ruiner of All Things Movie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I'm going with Silver Linings Playbook. It was one of the least memorable movies I've ever seen, the acting was a joke, and the premise was "who care" to me. I also couldn't make it through Lincoln and the Wolf of Wall Street. No matter how hard I tried. I do plan on attempting those again, eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I'm going with Silver Linings Playbook. It was one of the least memorable movies I've ever seen, the acting was a joke, and the premise was "who care" to me. That movie was ridiculous. Violent psychopath with rage issues, no cell phone, no car, living in his parents' attic is relentlessly, literally, pursued by lingerie-model-body-having nymphomaniac. Bradley Cooper sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 That movie was ridiculous. Violent psychopath with rage issues, no cell phone, no car, living in his parents' attic is relentlessly, literally, pursued by lingerie-model-body-having nymphomaniac. Bradley Cooper sucks. She doesn't have the body of a lingerie model, she's got a regular good looking woman's body. It's the goods, but it's not a victoria secret bod. It pains me to see a whole generation being raised under the premise that acting like hers and Bradley coopers is "good". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 RutgersJetsFan hated Mad Max, but thought Interstellar and The Dark Knight Rises were classics, so whatever he says in this thread should be IGNORED Wait what? Fury Road was the balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Wait what? Fury Road was the balls. #SmearCampaign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 #SmearCampaign I...I loved the movie. I don't understand what's happening right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 She doesn't have the body of a lingerie model, she's got a regular good looking woman's body. It's the goods, but it's not a victoria secret bod. It pains me to see a whole generation being raised under the premise that acting like hers and Bradley coopers is "good". It's tough to evaluate actresses because they're usually getting such awful roles that feature T&A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I...I loved the movie. I don't understand what's happening right now. You weren't effusive enough. It led to some chatter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 The English Patient.... "Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert and just die already!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snell41 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Inside Llewan Davis. I am a die hard music fan. Die hard. I love so many different styles and genres it's nuts. But this movie SUCKED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 It's tough to evaluate actresses because they're usually getting such awful roles that feature T&A. Mockingbirdjay is not a T&A role, and her acting is rigid, emotionless, and like she's reading from cue cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenwichjetfan Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 "300"- Went opening night, didn't realize at the time that it wasn't meant to be an accurate portrayal of true events, and came out wondering WTF I had just seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Mockingbirdjay is not a T&A role, and her acting is rigid, emotionless, and like she's reading from cue cards. Throw those movies into that bucket of terrible. How anyone can sit through those Hunger Game Movies is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Identity theft. Pretty much anything with Melissa McCarthy. Tammy and identity theft were poop, but give "Spy" a chance. Written with a *lot* more depth than many comedies. I'm picky, and i think this was better than bridesmaids. (not a chick movie either, imo) Forest Gump - the most trite, contrived, audience-insulting, horrendous piece of sh*t ever made. +1 A guy with cognitive impairment falls in love with an undeserving drugged-out skank. Roll credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombdirt Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Annie Hall +1. I guess I just don't "get" Woody Allen, but aside from a few chuckles here and there, I found Annie Hall to be a symphony of meh. It was just two hours of him whining about how stressed and edgy he is, with some semblance of a love story shoehorned in to give it a "plot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombdirt Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Tammy and the other recent movie were poop, but give "Spy" a chance. Written with a *lot* more depth than many comedies. A guy with cognitive impairment falls in love with an undeserving drugged-out skank. Roll credits. Tammy was horrible. I sat down thinking it was going to be a comedy and it ended up making me depressed for two days afterward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lonelyhearts Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 She doesn't have the body of a lingerie model, she's got a regular good looking woman's body. It's the goods, but it's not a victoria secret bod. Which one is that, Lawrence or the Descendants chick? Yes if former no if latter. Can't tell them apart besides that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I liked SLP and I think J-Law is pretty great, but I do share Ape's disgust with young people enjoying things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Add me to the Boyhood list. That was the biggest waste of time ever. My list: Good Will Hunting American Beauty Castaway All of the Lord of the Rings/Hobbit movies Annie Hall Wow. I regard that script as an incredibly well written/elegant/funny/poignant/smart piece of work. Especially when you consider it's a first-time script. I will say that Minnie Driver was a terrible choice. Her acting bugged me throughout the flick. Inside Llewan Davis. I am a die hard music fan. Die hard. I love so many different styles and genres it's nuts. But this movie SUCKED! Could not agree more. Just a meandering and not very compelling story. Take out a few curses and that could have been shown on Lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Tammy was horrible. I sat down thinking it was going to be a comedy and it ended up making me depressed for two days afterward. Never saw Tammy. Never saw Bridesmaids. Will never see "Spy". Identity theft I shut off 1/2 way through. No coming back from that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Inception Anything Marvel except Cap 2 and the first half of the first Iron Man, including that pretty looking piece of trash hipster bullsh*t Guardians of the Galaxy Forrest Gump Goodfellas - It bored the sh*t out of me until Karen flushed the coke down the toilet, at which point I laughed hysterically. Clerks American Sniper and Zero Dark Thurty - Nazis made plenty of propaganda films too. Any Toy Story movie Rushmore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Which one is that, Lawrence or the Descendants chick? Yes if former no if latter. Can't tell them apart besides that. Lawrence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lonelyhearts Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Goodfellas We also would have accepted 30 Minutes or Less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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