Jetsfan80 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Fitz is the 2nd photo in my opening post. Under Mangold and before you're a moron. Image failed to load for me. Just shows up like this for me: and this... and a little of this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 11, 2015 Author Share Posted September 11, 2015 Image failed to load for me. Don't care. You're stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 You deserve a full-body cavity search just for quote Alanis Morisette, you spooge. If he's quoting Alanis, he has an extra cavity to search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I've always had a beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 11, 2015 Author Share Posted September 11, 2015 I've always had a beard. Well yeah, obviously. So, I'm at the point now where hairs are going all different directions, and I want to "control it" more. Is beard wax the way to go to tame this beast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Image failed to load for me. Just shows up like this for me: and this... and a little of this... Maybe it would render if you'd upgrade from Netscape Navigator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I haven't shaved my beard in over 20 years. Don't want to be responsible for making all those fleas homeless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Typically beards are for guys who have given up on life. Only a few can pull it off but in most cases, like the thread starters, you just make yourself look unkempt and unsightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sackdance Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I never really understood "no play for Mr. Grey" until my beard went from red to almost snow white over the past couple of years. So no more beard. Wear 'em while you can, fellas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I had to shave because I am getting on a plane tomorrow and if I had a beard I'd definitely be "randomly" screened as my beard can best be described as being of the "planning to meet the 72 virgins" variety. Even though I am Jewish. Isn't it ironic? Dontcha think? Plus getting rib sauce in the beard doesn't look good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 This is my obscure take on a "get pumped" thread. It can go anywhere, the lounge, the football forum, up your ass... anywhere you like. Is there a universe where a JN member prefers anywhere else to up his ass? I never really understood "no play for Mr. Grey" until my beard went from red to almost snow white over the past couple of years. So no more beard. Wear 'em while you can, fellas. No more red hair? Have you gained a soul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Guess even ge owe in on the Fitz band wagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Jif can't grow a beard, but he did get a female friend to pretend to be his date in honor of fitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sackdance Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 No more red hair? Have you gained a soul? Not exactly. Brown hair w/ red beard. Was nice while it lasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Typically beards are for guys who have given up on life. I blame marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtina Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I did not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Sucks, but I can only grow a mustache and goatee. It's my Pop's fault. He has no hair follicles on his cheeks, which is a defect or something, and I inherited it. I can grow my goatee Pai Mei length, but only have stubble, at best, on my cheeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 11, 2015 Author Share Posted September 11, 2015 Typically beards are for guys who have given up on life. Only a few can pull it off but in most cases, like the thread starters, you just make yourself look unkempt and unsightly. Oh, so beards are the facial hair equivalent of living in Rochester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM28 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Sucks, but I can only grow a mustache and goatee. It's my Pop's fault. He has no hair follicles on his cheeks, which is a defect or something, and I inherited it. I can grow my goatee Pai Mei length, but only have stubble, at best, on my cheeks. Tell me about it. Getting single at 37 without beard and the result of years in the gym is not pleasant. In my city, every mother****er looks like a ******* gym rat with beard and tatoos. My life sucks. Oh, and I'm a Jets fan.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Oh, so beards are the facial hair equivalent of living in Rochester. The only guys that should have a beard are ZZ Top, Manglold, and the Moondogs. If you're sitting at a computer all day shoveling Ding Dongs down your throat and drinking Caramel Frappuccinos you need not have one. It's your way of trying to maintain the microscopic amount of masculinity your wife, child, and Yorkie let you keep. Drop the beard and hit the gym, Corky. Work on that sizzle chest of yours instead of allowing that mess to grow on your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Go to a nice restaurant with cloth napkins. Tell me how well it works out for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I am Italian we are born with a beard already No later than 6th grade anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I had to shave because I am getting on a plane tomorrow and if I had a beard I'd definitely be "randomly" screened as my beard can best be described as being of the "planning to meet the 72 virgins" variety. Even though I am Jewish. Isn't it ironic? Dontcha think? I thought Steve the Twink was your beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 The only guys that should have a beard are ZZ Top, Manglold, and the Moondogs. If you're sitting at a computer all day shoveling Ding Dongs down your throat and drinking Caramel Frappuccinos you need not have one. It's your way of trying to maintain the microscopic amount of masculinity your wife, child, and Yorkie let you keep. Drop the beard and hit the gym, Corky. Work on that sizzle chest of yours instead of allowing that mess to grow on your face. Plus, it can't be comfortable when you're out in the sun all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Plus, it can't be comfortable when you're out in the sun all day. If he's out in the sun longer than 10 minutes his pasty white skin turns venetian red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 If he's out in the sun longer than 10 minutes his pasty white skin turns venetian red. I was talking about you selling oranges on the side of the highway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I was talking about you selling oranges on the side of the highway. I've reported this post to Crusher for further review. He'll PM you with the length of your banishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 11, 2015 Author Share Posted September 11, 2015 The only guys that should have a beard are ZZ Top, Manglold, and the Moondogs. If you're sitting at a computer all day shoveling Ding Dongs down your throat and drinking Caramel Frappuccinos you need not have one. It's your way of trying to maintain the microscopic amount of masculinity your wife, child, and Yorkie let you keep. Drop the beard and hit the gym, Corky. Work on that sizzle chest of yours instead of allowing that mess to grow on your face. No comeback to the Rochester jab would have been the better play here. This is a classic example of Pac brand over-trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego My Lageman Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 My beard is thick right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet in PA Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I stopped trimming when Geno went down. It's a great excuse and my fiancé bought me a membership to the dollar beard club which supplies you with oils and shampoo but she wants it trimmed up some for our wedding so I'm getting mixed signals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I am always sporting scraggle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastmover Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 I am Italian we are born with a beard already Your neck hair doesn't count... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flushing Roots Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 It's threads like this that make me proud to be a Jet's fan. The fact that most of the posters here shouldn't be allowed out in public and seriously need to be institutionalized bolsters my allegiance and support to a group that has no equals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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