Anyone got a Shofar to bring to the game Sunday? And other permissible Noisemakers

[Gas2No99]

Title is rather self-explanatory.

i know you can't bring in voovoozelas, but I'm sure you could get away with a cowbell. I'd tell security it's a necklace, family heirloom from back in the day or something to that extent. 

Are kazoos permissible? 

I can't see stadium management preferring us to bang the crap out of those plastic seats and aluminum railing covers all game. There's got to be some leeway.

 

anyone ever broach this topic with a NYJ STH Tix Rep? It's a home playoff game already in week 16, they got to let us bring tha Ruckus!

[RutgersJetFan]

I actually do have one, but I live in Chicago. Sho far away.

[Gas2No99]

I actually do have one, but I live in Chicago. Sho far away.

you never fail to amuse and cause a chuckle. Thanks for the Christmas gift of laughter, good Sir. ¡Salud y Feliz Navidad!

[NYs Stepchild]

Title is rather self-explanatory.

i know you can't bring in voovoozelas, but I'm sure you could get away with a cowbell. I'd tell security it's a necklace, family heirloom from back in the day or something to that extent. 

Are kazoos permissible? 

I can't see stadium management preferring us to bang the crap out of those plastic seats and aluminum railing covers all game. There's got to be some leeway.

 

anyone ever broach this topic with a NYJ STH Tix Rep? It's a home playoff game already in week 16, they got to let us bring tha Ruckus!

Yeah I always have my Shofar bring me to the games...He's not that loud though.

[Gas2No99]

What do we got here? Amateur hour?!?!?!!  ?

[Maxman]

I am bringing in Gazoo.

[roscoeword]

If the game was on Rosh Hashana, I could blow the shofar.

[Gastineau Lives]

I will be eating plenty of dairy.

[ZachEY]

I actually do have one, but I live in Chicago. Sho far away.

I hate you.

[SAR I]

Title is rather self-explanatory.

anyone ever broach this topic with a NYJ STH Tix Rep? It's a home playoff game already in week 16, they got to let us bring tha Ruckus!

[SAR I]

Title is rather self-explanatory.

i know you can't bring in voovoozelas, but I'm sure you could get away with a cowbell. I'd tell security it's a necklace, family heirloom from back in the day or something to that extent. 

Are kazoos permissible? 

I can't see stadium management preferring us to bang the crap out of those plastic seats and aluminum railing covers all game. There's got to be some leeway.

 

anyone ever broach this topic with a NYJ STH Tix Rep? It's a home playoff game already in week 16, they got to let us bring tha Ruckus!

Rabbi Ed to lead a new chant?

SAR I

[Savage69]

If the game was on Rosh Hashana, I could blow the shofar.

Quite a few rich women blow the chauffeur ..

[Dcat]

Title is rather self-explanatory.

i know you can't bring in voovoozelas, but I'm sure you could get away with a cowbell. I'd tell security it's a necklace, family heirloom from back in the day or something to that extent. 

Are kazoos permissible? 

I can't see stadium management preferring us to bang the crap out of those plastic seats and aluminum railing covers all game. There's got to be some leeway.

 

anyone ever broach this topic with a NYJ STH Tix Rep? It's a home playoff game already in week 16, they got to let us bring tha Ruckus!

15-20 years ago there was some a-hole in Giants Stadium section 123 who was bringing one of those incredibly loud air horns/sirens.  He was so f'ing annoying, that after three quarters of his nonsense, some of the big dudes around him surrounded him and told him to shut it off or they were going to shove it up his ass.  He never brought to a game again.  

Badges?  We don't need no stinkin' badges!

[Dcat]

If the game was on Rosh Hashana, I could blow the shofar.

What do you blow on other holidays?  

[Green DNA]

i know you can't bring in voovoozelas,

If anyone brings one of these things to the game, I will hunt them down and eat their heart.  There are not too many more annoying things on the planet.

[PatsFanTX]

If anyone brings one of these things to the game, I will hunt them down and eat their heart.  There are not too many more annoying things on the planet.

That train whistle at Ralph Wilson Stadium is far worse.

[joewilly12]

 

That train whistle at Ralph Wilson Stadium is far worse.

 

 

You know whats worse, the whiney ass stuck up Bawstan fans who talk like they got a dick in their mouths and up their asses.

[PatsFanTX]

You know whats worse, the whiney ass stuck up Bawstan fans who talk like they got a dick in their mouths and up their asses.

Looks like joewilly is hitting the Egg Nog a little early today.

[Gas2No99]

If anyone brings one of these things to the game, I will hunt them down and eat their heart.  There are not too many more annoying things on the planet.

Some may beg to differ . . . .  :-)

[Snell41]

Shofar I'd say this thread is not going the way the OP intended.

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[flgreen]

Title is rather self-explanatory.

i know you can't bring in voovoozelas, but I'm sure you could get away with a cowbell. I'd tell security it's a necklace, family heirloom from back in the day or something to that extent. 

Are kazoos permissible? 

I can't see stadium management preferring us to bang the crap out of those plastic seats and aluminum railing covers all game. There's got to be some leeway.

 

anyone ever broach this topic with a NYJ STH Tix Rep? It's a home playoff game already in week 16, they got to let us bring tha Ruckus!

LOL

 

I actually have three of the  things.  About ten years ago I dropped one, and it cracked.  I painted it green, and used to bring it to the bar for Jets games.  Haven't taken it in quite some time.  Think I'll bring it Sunday.  The Jets could use some Divine intervention.

[munchmemory]

I'll donate a forelock to be stretched into a drum skin.

[BRONX DUDE]

Oy Veh

[RoadFan]

No artificial noise necessary.  Metlife has SAR I and lots of other pip squeaking STHers to rock the place.

[Gas2No99]

No artificial noise necessary.  Metlife has SAR I and lots of other pip squeaking STHers to rock the place.

See, here you're just being a D!ck for no apparent reason other than to be a spiteful @$$ on Bebe Jezuz' Album Droppin' Day. 

 

We're conversing here to ACTUALLY HELP OUR BELOVED TEAM HOPEFULLY HAVE SOME ADVANTAGE ON SUNDAY. Don't piss on the parade because you're not mature enough to just ignore his diatribe. Go all at him with the "Tale of Two cities amongst better Reps REAL Jets FANS" spiel, but NOT THIS THREAD PLEASE. 

As a STH it does motivate me to SHUT YOUR A$S (symbolically ALL THA HATERS ON STHs Noise capabilities) THE Fudge UP this SUNDAY and PROVE TO THE TV audience, WE WILL REPRESENT @ JetsLife Stadium. Section 245A under the Pepsi Screen shall be a BANGIN'!!!  

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

Back on topic. 

 

How about Castanets ?

 

 

 

 

or Slide Whistle?

[Flushing Roots]

If we can rally all the UD'ers for simultaneous and collective burping and farting during a specific timeout during the game, it could go down as the loudest noise in the history of the Meadowlands.  It might also blow up the stadium.

[Rexorcism]

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